5 Bizarre Ways Video Games Are Screwing Up Your Health????

Didn't know whether this went in off-topic or GD so I'll put it in GD. Anyway I was just reading this article on cracked and it was talking about 5 main ways videogames are fucking with us as explained by good ol Science. Here's the link.

 http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bizarre-ways-video-games-are-screwing-up-your-health/

Do any of you agree with the article or do you think it's bullshit?

Yeah I'm not satisfied with my lack of body oil and rage-induced veinage... haha that article is messed up.  Gamers are just normal people. 

read dat

I absolutely get all of these from playing games especially social dysfunction, speech impediments and addiction. I like the symptoms though, they're what keep me coming back. I am not bullshitting. 

I don't see any of those really.

And I actually use games to increase social activity with other people who share the same interest.

"Yeah I'm not satisfied with my lack of body oil and rage-induced veinage... haha that article is messed up.  Gamers are just normal people. "

For the last week or so I've had increased eye strain. Can we talk or research that? No? Gamers are nerds? That's great. Very productive.

I can't wait for their next research project: The results of hitting your face with a hammer.

Yeah, bullshit.

None of these are particularly startling, except maybe the speech impediment bit. Try harder, science.