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#1 Posted by Rolkien (56 posts) -

Hi, I'm Rolkien, aka fluffyzombeh, aka fluffy_zombie, aka robby p.

I made a video tonight because I was bored as balls. I'd figure I'd post it here. (I'm not exactly sure where to post it)

I made this in about 30 minutes or so but I still found it a lot of fun to make.

Sadly this isn't my actual speaking voice, and I wasn't actually given a project to research Jeff on but hey! It's something!

#2 Posted by sirdesmond (1235 posts) -

Not enough info on Headboard.

#3 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3704 posts) -

Well... this is something.

#4 Edited by TruthTellah (8754 posts) -

I feel like this is going to end with an eventual news report about how you gnawed off Jeff's face and then wore his decaying flesh like an elaborate prom dress to the DMV.

#5 Edited by slyspider (1201 posts) -

Well... this is something.

Yeah... It sure is.... Well done?

#6 Posted by TooWalrus (13159 posts) -

I hate you Jeff Gerstmann.

...I'm glad I stayed up until 3AM for this.

#7 Edited by TruthTellah (8754 posts) -

Like any other video, Vinny was the best part of this.

#8 Posted by TheDew (113 posts) -

Well... Hm.

#9 Posted by SteadyingMeat (1147 posts) -

Well that was pretty great.

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#10 Posted by TheHT (11128 posts) -

This. Is. AMAZING.

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#11 Edited by BIGJEFFREY (4917 posts) -

this is great

#12 Posted by Nightriff (4988 posts) -

So it's a rip off of Mr. Plinkett....ok....

#13 Posted by Dark_Lord_Spam (3243 posts) -

I feel like I need to smoke to this.

#14 Posted by TruthTellah (8754 posts) -

@nightriff: I'd guess it's more random homage than ripoff. It's not like he has anyone chained up in a basement or is charging money or something. Just goofing around.

#15 Posted by Nightriff (4988 posts) -

@nightriff: I'd guess it's more random homage than ripoff. It's not like he has anyone chained up in a basement or is charging money or something. Just goofing around.

I don't know, certainly felt like he had Jeff tied up in the basement....

#16 Edited by billymagnum (788 posts) -

constructive criticism alert:

i simply couldnt watch it all because the voice over just made me feel awkward...its not believable and very forced. doesnt sound like "dumb guy reading" it sounds like "smart guy reading but trying to be dumb guy but is not dumb nor an actor so yeah." things like that make me all cringe-face and i have to book it out of there. maybe work on your delivery and acting a bit. this is in no way intended to insult. i realize its not serious but even so...

#17 Posted by SharkEthic (1042 posts) -

I...don't see the point. Glad you had fun making it, though!

#18 Posted by TruthTellah (8754 posts) -

@truthtellah said:

@nightriff: I'd guess it's more random homage than ripoff. It's not like he has anyone chained up in a basement or is charging money or something. Just goofing around.

I don't know, certainly felt like he had Jeff tied up in the basement....

I agree that it felt like he may cut away at the end to a live feed of him chopping up a Jeff Gerstmann doll while Midnight Brown plays in the background.

#19 Posted by erhard (399 posts) -

Out of all the crew members, whose skin would you most like to wear?

#20 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

And Jeff was never heard from again.

#21 Posted by TehBuLL (604 posts) -

hey guys, are we cool with this? Like...I know we shouldn't encourage this, but should we stop it? A part of me knows that we need to stop this because the headline "Forum allows main guy to get murdered" is bad. I'm just saying that I haven't seen Jeff post anything since this went up.

#22 Edited by MachoFantastico (4612 posts) -

Jeff Gerstmann, this is your life!

*cue music*

#23 Posted by Evil_Alaska (293 posts) -

Good job duder, I enjoyed it.

#24 Edited by TheManWithNoPlan (5404 posts) -

I liked the background music...

#25 Posted by Fattony12000 (7283 posts) -

Geth Jerstmann.

#26 Posted by Sammo21 (3261 posts) -

This won't end well...

#27 Posted by Forcen (1811 posts) -

Exquisite!

If Geff posts about this somewhere someone better post the post here.

#28 Posted by thatdutchguy (1271 posts) -

So it's a rip off of Mr. Plinkett....ok....

#29 Edited by Captain_Felafel (1567 posts) -

Nice use of the Evangelion version of "Fly Me to the Moon".

#30 Posted by csl316 (8414 posts) -

Drugs.

#31 Posted by Rolkien (56 posts) -

So it's a rip off of Mr. Plinkett....ok....

I'm a huge fan of Mr. Plinkett! I was thinking about ways I could make the video super uncomfortable and dumb so I just went with the best voice for the idea.

constructive criticism alert:

i simply couldnt watch it all because the voice over just made me feel awkward...its not believable and very forced. doesnt sound like "dumb guy reading" it sounds like "smart guy reading but trying to be dumb guy but is not dumb nor an actor so yeah." things like that make me all cringe-face and i have to book it out of there. maybe work on your delivery and acting a bit. this is in no way intended to insult. i realize its not serious but even so...

I wasn't totally okay with my delivery either, it was really late and I actually wanted to sleep, but I wanted to get the video out of the way and I just felt using any other voice wasn't going to give it the same feeling. I wouldn't say I was going for the cringey-part of the video but watching it again I can totally see what you mean. Thanks for the input!

#32 Posted by Rolkien (56 posts) -

@erhard said:

Out of all the crew members, whose skin would you most like to wear?

All of them

#33 Posted by punkxblaze (2971 posts) -

I feel like someone just touched me in my no-no place without asking first.

#34 Posted by SteadyingMeat (1147 posts) -

Man, people sure are taking this more seriously than they should.

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#35 Posted by themangalist (1731 posts) -

Jeff Gerstmann: The Documentary. It needs to happen. A serious one.

But I kinda like the stupid humor this video has going for.

#36 Posted by Rolkien (56 posts) -

Jeff Gerstmann: The Documentary. It needs to happen. A serious one.

But I kinda like the stupid humor this video has going for.

I was actually thinking about making a serious one, but I felt like I didn't get enough information and I'm probably wayyy to amateur for something along those lines.
Thanks for liking the stupid humor though!!

#37 Posted by DrPeatore (28 posts) -

I am very drunk right now because drinking alone Saturday night at a computer is a healthy thing for an adult male to do.

I love Jeff Gerstmann and I love this video.

also Bayonetta was a good game, thank you and goodnight.

#38 Posted by Twisted (183 posts) -

I don't care what anybody else thinks, it made me laugh, so thank you. 30 minutes well spent as far as I'm concerned.

Also Jeff posted this on his tumblr, so good work.

#39 Posted by Rolkien (56 posts) -

@twisted said:

I don't care what anybody else thinks, it made me laugh, so thank you. 30 minutes well spent as far as I'm concerned.

Also Jeff posted this on his tumblr, so good work.

Thank you!

Also I'm super like hyped right now I can't believe Jeff even posted it on his blog

#40 Edited by DylanGW (130 posts) -

This is a great video thank you for this video.

#41 Posted by LiquidPrince (15907 posts) -

You started slowing down a lot near the end and it was weirding me out... I laughed pretty hard when you said he was from Game Bomb though and when you showed a picture of Rorie.

#42 Posted by Aegon (5485 posts) -

Adobe road....huh.

Also, cool Kill Bill music you've got there.

#43 Edited by HatKing (5882 posts) -

Where do you live? I just want to know that if I say, "if I met you in person, I would kiss you on the mouth" is actually something that might happen.

I'd do it.

Edit: Also, I just got home from a night of drinking that reminded me of my college days, and this was a perfect thing to bring me down from it all. Thanks.

#44 Posted by OurSin_360 (842 posts) -

gamebomb.ru......

I enjoyed it, reminded me of napoleon dynamite

#45 Posted by TehBuLL (604 posts) -

Damnit, Jeff linked the video on his tumblr...well it was a good run Jeff.

#46 Posted by SomberOwl (650 posts) -

Seems like you went for the style of a Red Letter Media review.

#47 Posted by D_W (1145 posts) -

"...I hate you you Jeff Gerstmann"

#48 Posted by Swordcery (40 posts) -

Perfect.

#49 Posted by Jadeskye (4367 posts) -

Awesome.

#50 Edited by medacris (648 posts) -

Favorite parts:

  • Kill Bill music
  • Evangelion music (well, technically Frank Sinatra, but it's the Evangelion cover)
  • GameBomb.ru.
  • Vinnie, Brad, Drew, and Matt's pics
  • "When I was his age I was making videos like this IhateyouJeffGerstmann"
  • "He got touched by Diane Sawyer"