And now Dave is having a kid!

Ryan has to be next!

Congrats Dave!

@Megasoum said:

@alternate said:

news is old - neogaf, who have the cheek to call these forums creepy, posted a pic last year showing Dave's wife with a baby bump.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=44198758

Erm *cough* *cough*... lol

heh, good detective work. Some of the peeps on that neogaf gb thread seem a little unhinged though ;-)

@Trilogy said:

Giantbabies.com

It's a website...about video games.

Ran by infants.

Sounds redudant. That's just GiantBomb all over again. It's gonna' get to the point where they'll be swapping out people in 12 years time and just hope we don't notice.

Congratulations, Dave. If it gets too tough, jump dump the thing on Vinnie. Infact, I suggest we have Vinnie adopt as many children as legally possible and make his dealing with it premium content.

Seriously, though, great for you, man.

@ModernAlkemie said:

@KaneRobot said:

@Jay_Ray said:

Hardcore Dave The Second

HARDERCORE Dave

This baby is going to come out with a shitty goatee and tiny wife beater giving that doctor the Hardcore Stare Down.

Ha. It's a girl. What kind of baby girl is born with a goatee?

@Christoffer said:

@ModernAlkemie said:

@KaneRobot said:

@Jay_Ray said:

Hardcore Dave The Second

HARDERCORE Dave

This baby is going to come out with a shitty goatee and tiny wife beater giving that doctor the Hardcore Stare Down.

Ha. It's a girl. What kind of baby girl is born with a goatee?

A HARDCORE one is

Whiskey Media baby site in the works.

A big congratulations to Mr. Snider. I can only imagine how hardcore Dave 2.0 will be.

Hardcore Baby.

congrats dave :-D

Congratulations Dave! All the best to you and yours!

@Sooty said:

Norm is next and it'll be out of wedlock.

And they'll ride to the hospital in an Uber cab.

Amazing how Giant Bomb participants are able to produce children asexually!

Hardcore, Dave! Congrats! :D

Awesome! Congrats, Dave!

DAVE NO

Congrats Dave!

@Daneian said:

Hardcore Dave Jr.

Duder Jr

Maybe Dave's child will be able to finish his Dwarf Fortress game when the game is released at retail in 2025.

Perhaps we can get a feature length giant dad cast! Get Rich, Vinny, Gary, Will & Dave on all at once!

Much like the time Vinny, Gary and Will discussed 'Meconium' amongst other things on tested's octoberkast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2apCzJSEhSw&feature=youtu.be&t=59m28s

That's crazy, due in April too no less.

Congratuwelldone for reproducing, Dave!

HARDCORE DAD

Beat Dave to it, HA, congrats bro, everyone jump on the pregnancy train, CHOO CHOO!!!

Congrats!

@Sooty said:

Norm is next and it'll be out of wedlock.

...and with a dude.

Good luck, Hardcore Dad. The kid will be in good hands. I look forward to seeing the eventual pictures.

Too many babies all at once! Too many!

Saw that earlier today. Congrats to you Dave!

It's so weird how they all happened so close to each other. Vinny, Will, Rich Gallup, Whitta and now Dave. They planned all this! They're building a super-baby team.

@Artemesia said:

DAVE NO

Reading through all the congrats posts and hitting that one gave me a hardcore laugh. Well done.

Giant Bomb: The Next Generation

Achievement unlocked, Dave! Congratulations!

@Artemesia said:

First person to p-shop him holding a baby wins the internet

ETA: Patrick is next

Many congrats!

Awesome news, congrats Dave!

Achievement unlocked!

Dave having a kid soon? Oh no.. the new site redesign is being pushed back 18 years..

@YoungFrey said:

A while back Dave posted a picture of his wife that made her look like she was probably pregnant. Since he didn't say anything about that aspect, I didn't want to spread any rumors. But I guess she was.

Also, if it turns out she wasn't pregnant then you would have been fucked.

Congrats, Dave!

Grats

Congrats to Dave! I think he'll make a great dad.

That's great. Congrats Dave. Hope you have a happy healthy kid.

Father-Mother Dave has produced!

Congratulations Dave! Wish the best for you and your family!

Auntie Karen. That poor baby...or fortunate.

Congratz, hope it makes you a happier man :)

@Nightriff said:

congrats bro, everyone jump on the pregnancy train, CHOO CHOO!!!

this is rather disturbing!

Congrats Dave. May your son or daughter be only half as hardcore as you!

Wow. The next generation of Giant Bomb is hitting soon.

@Sweep said:

@YoungFrey said:

A while back Dave posted a picture of his wife that made her look like she was probably pregnant. Since he didn't say anything about that aspect, I didn't want to spread any rumors. But I guess she was.

Also, if it turns out she wasn't pregnant then you would have been fucked.

It was this one, but you are right really there is no amount of bulge that is safe to guess.