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#1 Posted by Alex_Murphy (1195 posts) -

I was watching a documentary about the Mexican drug cartels and according to some of the street soldiers, an AR15 that sells in the US for $1,000 – $1,800 can fetch as much as $20,000 -$30,000 in Mexico. Considering that a few days ago I filled out an application for Burger King, this really got my wheels turning.

Even if we don’t want to break the law, we could look into what gun parts it’s legal to bring in like sights, folding stocks, folding grips, rubberized grips, reloading machines, scopes, etc. There’s so much money flowing through that area I doubt people would mind buying some add-ons if it could give them an edge on the competition.

Also, if anyone has a contact with one of the cartels, I’d like to talk to them about licensing the name for stuff like t-shirts and jackets for sale here in America.

#2 Posted by Zaccheus (1822 posts) -

What?

#3 Posted by onarum (2485 posts) -

You're a funny guy.

#4 Posted by Fattony12000 (7887 posts) -
#5 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

Uhhhh.

#6 Posted by Ghostiet (5535 posts) -

Are you the new Hitman?

#7 Posted by Jack268 (3368 posts) -

You're thinking way too small dude. Instead of buying parts, we buy the full guns, hire Korean smugglers who fly beneath the radar, fly over the border and air drop the guns down to the waiting cartel guys. We pick up the payment using the Fulton recovery system.

#8 Posted by Pezen (1754 posts) -

That's not what Robocop would do.

#9 Posted by johncallahan (700 posts) -

As soon as the Makerbot can create guns we'll be set.

#10 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

Sure, the American government loves running piles of weapons into Mexico. Why not us? -__-

#11 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

I did this in another thread, but I got to do it again now.

#12 Posted by NegativeCero (3078 posts) -

Yep, this is a sufficient amount of crazy to start my morning.

#13 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2067 posts) -

This wouldn't end well for any party involved! Besides, those cartels probably already have a system like that in place. Not only that, but I'd never do business with them.

#14 Posted by Swoxx (3015 posts) -

I work for the cartel, let's talk in private.

#15 Posted by GJSmitty (685 posts) -

Good idea.

#16 Posted by ShaggE (7018 posts) -

If we could find a special formula to make the guns blue and only fire the purest bullets, we might be on to something.

(yes, I know the BB reference was made already, but the more the merrier... that's economics, bitch!)

#17 Posted by J12088 (467 posts) -

What could possibly go wrong!

#18 Posted by Phatmac (5915 posts) -

No.

#19 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

I tried selling my giant railgun-toting mech to them. Things didn't go over so well. Needless to say, I got out of that business.

#20 Edited by kmdrkul (3499 posts) -

I'm pretty sure you're listening to the part of your conscience that you're not supposed to be listening to...?

#21 Edited by h0lgr (957 posts) -

Have fun broseph

#22 Posted by Poppduder (477 posts) -

Blood money. That's something you'll have to live with your entire life. It'll turn you into a cold, calculated, monster. Then again, Burger King will probably do the same, so good luck & let me know if you need some place to lay low for a while.

#23 Posted by Dixego (403 posts) -

I'm a Mexican and what is this?

#24 Posted by Grillbar (1945 posts) -

are you a cop, cuz you gotta tell me if you are

#25 Posted by Jrinswand (1744 posts) -

Flagged. It's a shame, too. This is one of the more original threads I've had to flag.

#26 Posted by DrDarkStryfe (1257 posts) -

Not like this is a federal offense, of that rival cartels would most likely slit your throat.

#27 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

yo ese

#28 Posted by h0lgr (957 posts) -

Gotta say, this is a pretty amazing thread, from the start.    
Props to the OP for creativity.

#29 Posted by Jace (1133 posts) -

@Alex_Murphy said:

I was watching a documentary about the Mexican drug cartels and according to some of the street soldiers, an AR15 that sells in the US for $1,000 – $1,800 can fetch as much as $20,000 -$30,000 in Mexico. Considering that a few days ago I filled out an application for Burger King, this really got my wheels turning.

Even if we don’t want to break the law, we could look into what gun parts it’s legal to bring in like sights, folding stocks, folding grips, rubberized grips, reloading machines, scopes, etc. There’s so much money flowing through that area I doubt people would mind buying some add-ons if it could give them an edge on the competition.

Also, if anyone has a contact with one of the cartels, I’d like to talk to them about licensing the name for stuff like t-shirts and jackets for sale here in America.

If this isn't a joke post, I salute you for thinking sort of outside the box. However, if you want to find a monetarily-lucrative illegal game to play, try to find one that isn't so well know that it's in a documentary. In new areas, you can come in solo and fresh as long as you're good. In places like Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela, etc, they already have names and groups you'll never penetrate.

#30 Posted by DeanoXD (651 posts) -

This is the best thread in a while, hey if find some partners for this adventure make sure you let us know how things work out.

#31 Posted by thatdutchguy (1292 posts) -

lol

#32 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6419 posts) -

I'm okay with my current job of selling meth.

#33 Posted by ArtisanBreads (4379 posts) -

SEEMS FOOLPROOF

#34 Posted by Sparklykiss (2034 posts) -

Uh, what? We don't need this sort of talk on Giant Bomb. Joking or not.

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