Edited 1 year, 1 month ago

Poll: Are Mario & Peach Married? (122 votes)

Yes they are 3%
No 97%

Are they married?

if so are Lugi and Daisy married? Where did a yoshi come from and is it a person or a pet?

#1 Posted by cloudymusic (1230 posts) -

No, they're just FWB.

#2 Posted by MB (13073 posts) -

No, they're just FWB.

Whatever, he never even gets to see her naked. He just risks his life to rescue her then she runs off to get kidnapped again.

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#3 Posted by JasonR86 (9723 posts) -

No, they just have a lot of crazy, dirty, kinky-ass sex. Luigi's the cuckold in the relationship. It's really fucked up.

#4 Posted by JayEH (538 posts) -

Nah Mario ain't even hitting that. Mario keeps saving her hoping he'll get something. He's in the friend zone.

#5 Posted by Milkman (17306 posts) -

No, he's not Prince Mario, is he?

#6 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (3776 posts) -

Mario be gettin' it..

#7 Posted by flasaltine (1700 posts) -

No. Mario is just looking to get dat Peach ass after he saves her from Bowser.

#8 Posted by cloudymusic (1230 posts) -

@mb said:

@cloudymusic said:

No, they're just FWB.

Whatever, he never even gets to see her naked. He just risks his life to rescue her then she runs off to get kidnapped again.

It's canon, they're just discreet about it. Remember Peach's invitation from the beginning of Mario 64? "Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you." Read between the lines, man. She was making a booty call...uh, through the postal service.

#9 Posted by MEATBALL (3468 posts) -

No, they're just FWB.

Cake is the greatest benefit of all.

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#10 Edited by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

All you need to know is that Mario and Luigi are the ATL Twins of the Mushroom Kingdom.

#11 Edited by BigJeffrey (5169 posts) -

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#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@mb said:

@cloudymusic said:

No, they're just FWB.

Whatever, he never even gets to see her naked. He just risks his life to rescue her then she runs off to get kidnapped again.

Well, she was asking for it by wearing such a short dress! (Wait, that only makes me look sexist rather than criticizing you for doing the same.)

#13 Posted by DarthOrange (3890 posts) -

If they are what does that say about the ending to New Super Luigi U? Does this game take place during the first Super Smash Bros. where Mario was off fighting and everyone else in the Mushroom Kingdom was left to do as they please? Did Mario ever find out!?!?!?

#14 Posted by JackSukeru (5962 posts) -

No, if they were then she wouldn't have been able to get married to Bowser in that one game.

#15 Posted by PandaBear (1384 posts) -

I thought Mario was married to Daisy but she left him for Donkey Kong and Peach was his rebound bitch.

#16 Posted by geirr (2707 posts) -

Oh no, the mushroom kingdom promotes open relationships between man, mushroom and monster.

#17 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11378 posts) -

No. Mario would be a prince or a duke or something if they were. He's just some plumber that keeps saving the day.

#18 Posted by jimmyfenix (3859 posts) -
#19 Edited by Dalai (7069 posts) -

Maybe Mario actually prefers the company of toads that sick fuck.

#20 Edited by Slag (4842 posts) -

If they are, they're separated. Mario always lives somewhere else yeah? Cuz he always needs to be fetched when she's in trubs.

#21 Edited by wjb (1695 posts) -

She's secretly seeing Bowser. Mario is the abusive boyfriend that keeps on taking her back to the castle after she tries to run away.

#22 Edited by Aegon (5818 posts) -

It's better not to ask.

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#23 Posted by Flappy (2351 posts) -

Nah. Peach ain't feelin' a guy that relies on mushroom to cover up his shortcomings.

#24 Edited by SexyToad (2759 posts) -

Just BFFs

#25 Posted by StarvingGamer (8544 posts) -

Mario is the patsy in Peach & Bowser's kinky sex roleplay.

#26 Edited by CynicalBuzzard (240 posts) -

Mario is trapped in the friend zone with Princess Peach.

#27 Posted by Vuud (2035 posts) -

Nope. And I don't think Peach even puts out. Ungrateful c***. Daisy is his booty call though.

#28 Posted by Clonedzero (4196 posts) -

No. It sucks. Mario is a bitch.

#29 Posted by tsutohiro (364 posts) -

No. Mario would be a prince or a duke or something if they were. He's just some plumber that keeps saving the day.

This.

They aren't married. If they were, Mario and/or Luigi would be royalty.

As it is they're just plumbers, right?

#30 Posted by sixnahalf (50 posts) -

I don't think so that they were married becuase there were no statement or any stroy line from the mario that they were married. as far as i can remember :D

#31 Posted by PenguinDust (12625 posts) -

They're living together in sin.

#32 Posted by Imst (61 posts) -

Maybe Mario married her in his dreams wahahahaha

#33 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7184 posts) -

No, Mario doesn't even save Princess Peach, it's a common misconception.

Bowser is actually Mario's pet Yoshi and Princess Peach is actually an ASPCA worker trying to collect Bowser due to Mario's neglect. You see, he tries to get Princess away from Bowser, he isn't saving her, he is saving his best friend...

Plot twist.

#34 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Why would you want to marry Mario? He is a terrible person.

#35 Edited by TheSouthernDandy (3923 posts) -

No they're living in sin. Disgusting.

#36 Posted by crithon (3441 posts) -

better question, so what does Bowser mean to peach? Is he her late night booty call?

#37 Edited by Darji (5294 posts) -

Yes they are but Daisy is cheating on him with Bowser so every time they want to be together they fake this whole kidnapping deal just to have rough and constant sex. Why do you think Bowser already has so many sons?

#38 Posted by Sinusoidal (1784 posts) -

Why do you think they call him a "plumber". The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't even have plumbing. He's plumbing something...

#39 Posted by RandomHero666 (3183 posts) -

Mario is the king of the friendzone.

#40 Posted by Gamer_152 (14109 posts) -

No way. If you play those Mario RPGs it's obvious they're not spouses.

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#41 Edited by DonChipotle (2839 posts) -

Mario is the internet nice guy who always complains that the girl he has a crush on is always going back to the mean stupid jock instead of with him. He's always there for her when the jock says something mean, always there with a shoulder to cry on, and still the most he gets is a cake and an invitation to the birthday party out of pity. But he continues his crusade of defending and being nice to the girl in the hopes that she will one day see that the man she really wanted was him all along.