Stumbled upon this Wikipedia page for Canada at the 1904 Olympics... apparently a team of Mohawks took the bronze for Lacrosse. I wish we still had all first-nations teams in Canada, it would be an incredible program to develop in reserves and could do lots of good but let's never mind that -- I know most of you don't care to talk politics much so let's look at some cool and laugh-out-loud awesome names instead.
Man Afraid Soap
Rain in Face
There are a good number of video-game call outs in there too, which I think only goes to prove how bad-ass all these duders must have been.