I have two stories to share, both of them stemming from a peculiar southern gentleman, who went by the gamertag, "ManFuji," which has long been inactive.
Playing Halo 2 online, we were playing a custom game of rockets on the map Warlock. A small map, and we had way too many people in the match, so it was constant chaos. Eventually, there was a brief break in the action, during which ManFuji announces, in his drawl, "Next one to fire a rocket is a homo!" I don't approve of the discriminatory epithet, but...
A few seconds later, someone inevitably fires a rocket, so what was heard went something like:
"Next one to fire a rocket is a homo!"... *whooosh*.... *BOOM*... "I knew it all along."
Such excellent comic timing.
Story number 2! A couple of years after Halo 3 came out, I get randomly invited to a 4-player co-op game with ManFuji and a couple of his friends. He was playing as the Master Chief, one of his friends was the Arbiter, one was the red Elite, and I was the blue one. They load up the first level of the campaign, and we don't go 15 feet down the stream you start in, when ManFuji stops, turns to look at the red elite, so that you can see the Master Chief seemingly examine him, and then says, "You look like a penis."
Something about his accent, and the pause between him eyeing up the alien and proclaiming that, made it unimaginably hysterical to my junior-in-high-school mind. I made that a huge in-joke in my group of friends. I even went as far as taking a picture of Chuck Norris, (Chuck Norris jokes were big at the time, OK?) and adding a word bubble to it that stated, "You look like a painis," to emphasize the southern pronunciation, and putting that on the bulletin boards of various classrooms around school, on the sly.
I'm sure I've heard plenty more ridiculous crap on Xbox Live, but that's what comes to mind. Maybe I should rethink my policy of never listening to anyone not already on my friends list... I could be missing out.
NAH.
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