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#1 Edited by Ramone (2976 posts) -

Just wanted to dedicate a thread to the weird and wonderful things that the GB staff produce while on camera or recording the podcast.
Here is a few to get started
Vinny: He looks like a caveman...crossed with a fish.
Vinny: It's like chocolate in my mouth.
Jeff (On many occasions during the Persona 4 E.R): It's about to cause SOMETHING to happen.
UPDATE: Brad (Reacting to fast travel on Deadly Premonition): HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

#2 Posted by Navyseils (164 posts) -

Banana mouth deserves a mention. 

#3 Posted by Allprox (565 posts) -

Jeff: AAAAAHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 Posted by Ghostiet (5323 posts) -

Vinny: The ball?

Jeff: YES, THEFUCKINGBALL. Goddammit.

#5 Posted by Rockanomics (1150 posts) -

I'm still going with "Drink more milk!"

#6 Edited by newmarcom (297 posts) -
#7 Edited by Icil (727 posts) -

"Man, you throw dark" (but so does Giantbomb.com)

#8 Posted by ImHungryx10 (233 posts) -

The Left for Dead 2 the Passing quick look
 
Brad: "This game is very steamy."
Vinny: "Get your hand off my thigh."

#9 Posted by mshaw006 (564 posts) -

Anything in Jeff's... I don't know that crazy voice he does. An example from the Sonic All-Stars QL, when he gets to BD Joe on the character select: "'WE GON HAVE SOME FUN!' he would say."

#10 Posted by Fubar (166 posts) -

Dave from the   King Arthur: The Role-Playing Wargame quick look ...  
 
Dave is showing the game to Vinny end Mike from upstairs. 
At the end of the quick look Vinny asks Mike what he thinks of the game and Mike asks Dave:
 
Mike: "Is there an econonic component, is there a tech tree, is there upgrades"  

Dave: "I'm the king"

#11 Posted by Kyreo (4602 posts) -

Dick Mohawk.  That was the best one.  It was on one of the Bombcasts.... I forget which one though.

#12 Posted by Rallier (1739 posts) -

Jeff: " Tastes like genocide!"

#13 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) -

"Cunt." 
                    - Vincent Caravella

#14 Posted by Yummylee (22538 posts) -
@nanikore said:
""Cunt."                     - Vincent Caravella "

We have a winner!
#15 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3245 posts) -

Do you know about Shin Megami Tensei games? I sure as hell don't!

#16 Posted by fwylo (3556 posts) -

There are too many to mention!
 
Banana mouth is serious stuff though.

#17 Posted by Karolis (283 posts) -
 @Icil said: 
" "Man, you throw dark" (but so does Giantbomb.com) "
@birdflu777 said:
" Do you know about Shin Megami Tensei games? I sure as hell don't! "
You could've quoted the whole video for all I care, that thing is awesome! 
"If you know about roundhouse kicks, type it on the site! It goes right on the site! On the webpage! Of the site!"
#18 Posted by baba2 (275 posts) -

"More Safari, less track." - Vinny 
"Get Lei'd" - Jeff

#19 Posted by Berezov (504 posts) -

"Ugh..." - Brad

#20 Posted by Broitman (151 posts) -

FUCK YOUR MILK (or hospitality depends which part of that quicklook you're watching) also that is most definitely not the bookcase.

#21 Posted by Zidane_24 (740 posts) -
@nanikore said:
" "Cunt."                     - Vincent Caravella "
This.
#22 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

Jeff: SCRAMBLE 'EM 'TIL THEY'RE DRY. I HATE WET EGGS!

#23 Posted by gabha (357 posts) -

X on X violence, when will it end!
 
Any time they try to steer away from innuendo but make it worse (like the prototype QL, and that game with sucking balls into paddles, forgot the name).
 
Any time they tongue-in-cheekily deconstruct a gaming convention (like Dante's Inferno's QL beginning).

#24 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

I also forgot...
 
"YO FIFTY...
 
 
 
 
 
 
...HIT THAT BIG-ASS RAMP!"

#25 Edited by RoujinX (419 posts) -


Dave: "Fish don't have hands, but they can still swim."
#26 Posted by Kirbichu54 (120 posts) -

"This isn't a game anymore, it's just Dave."

#27 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

I believe it went something like this: 

Vinny: "Big Johnson says: liquor in the front... poker in the rear."
Ryan: "HAH!" 
Jeff: "I don't really see how that applies"
Ryan: "Yeah, you wouldn't!"

#28 Posted by Donkeysraliens (146 posts) -

So many to choose from: 
 
Vinny: "Brought to you by the fine makers of Cunt!" 
 
Ryan: "The ogre is on some baller shit! he's got his castle in the sky, got his fly lady, he just rolls in the front door, starts going off the head..." 
 
Vinny (about 'totally spies') "there's three of them....one of them's actually kind of hot..." 
Others: "err...."  
Ryan: "....moving on...."
Vinny: "... i mean... what?" 
 
Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" 
Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" 
Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'"

#29 Posted by rjayb89 (7729 posts) -

Wanna stab a guy with me? 
 
Come on, man.

#30 Posted by Brodehouse (10129 posts) -

Jeff: "Bobby Kotick should really just shut up.  He should shut the fuck up.  Maybe he wasn't serious.  But if he was serious, then that's the dumbest thing I've heard... in at least a week and a half."
 
Jeff: "President Reagan says fuck you."

#31 Posted by Hutzebraedl (40 posts) -

 "I don't fuckin' understand that shit." - Brad about Deadly Premonition

#32 Posted by ToastMan (101 posts) -

On the Persona ER, Igor is explaining that he's offering a new form of assistance to the player, and then Vinny goes with an Igor voice: "It's called a Glock".
Floored me.

#33 Posted by Ramone (2976 posts) -

Vinny (Singing): Poo Poo Pocket...
Ryan: What's the rest of the lyrics?
Vinny: Smell my hand

#34 Posted by The_A_Drain (3973 posts) -

I love it when Ryan says "It's shitty" to describe something, he says it all the time lol "It's shitty, it's just, shitty" :P

#35 Posted by Leviticus128 (217 posts) -

Ryan: 'We got a big package in the mail today'
Vinny: 'I've got a big package'
Ryan: 'You know, I wish you wouldn't talk this time'

#36 Posted by Slab64 (1063 posts) -

I gotta start writing them down when I hear them...like I used to do in middle school watching the Simpsons, I would keep a notepad handy.
 
The only classic one I can remember right now is when Teddy's head first comes off in the old Endurance Run-
 
Jeff: Oh CHRIST

#37 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

Anything in the Noby noby boy quick look

#38 Posted by Fogh (160 posts) -

When Vinny told Ryan "spit on it" because the hot dog was a tight fit!
#39 Posted by TheHBK (5563 posts) -

Jeff:  Don't like it.  Eat a dick. 
 
Brad:  You guys ever see those pictures of dinosaurs having sex with cars? 
The Crew: *Silence*
#40 Posted by Red12b (9085 posts) -
@Donkeysraliens said:

" Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'" "

where'd this come from? 
 
Mine would have to be when QLing The Punisher No Mercy, 
Ryan and Vinny bring out a couple of pure gold comments 
 
Vinny 
"So can you use that zoom on that gun" 
Ryan 
"No" 
Vinny 
"Really?" 
Ryan 
"Yep" 
 
 
Also later on in that same QL 
 
 Ryan 
"So yeah as you kill people your gun upgrades" 
 Vinny 
"Is that part of the Punisher fiction?" 
Ryan 
"Oh yeah, That's what happens in The Punisher, Is that you kill dudes and his guns are Magic," 
Vinny (Half laughing)
"I can't tell if your lying or not, I don't know" 
Ryan 
"No, That not punisher at all, There's no Magical fucking guns" 
Vinny 
"I dont know" 
Ryan 
"He is not called magical fucking gun wizzard, He's called the fucking punisher!" 
Vinny 
"But your not punishing these guys" 
Ryan 
"I'm Killing them over and over again, Thats punishment!" 
"I Called that one guy a fucker" 
 
GOLD absolute gold    
#41 Posted by Carlos1408 (1543 posts) -

Jeff - "Popularity leads to intimacy." Said during a few of the Persona 4 endurance run episodes. :)

#42 Posted by ViciousReiven (822 posts) -
@Broitman said:
" FUCK YOUR MILK (or hospitality depends which part of that quicklook you're watching) also that is most definitely not the bookcase. "
What's this from? I must see.
#43 Posted by MisterMouse (3564 posts) -

whenever there is a wonderful and yet at the same time awful, pun

#44 Posted by Retrogimp (187 posts) -
@TheHBK said:
" Jeff:  Don't like it.  Eat a dick.  Brad:  You guys ever see those pictures of dinosaurs having sex with cars? The Crew: *Silence* "
THIS. I was gonna quote this, but guy beat me to it. Makes me laugh just remembering it.
#45 Posted by DonutFever (3537 posts) -
@Red12b said:
" @Donkeysraliens said:

" Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'" "

where'd this come from?  Mine would have to be when QLing The Punisher No Mercy, Ryan and Vinny bring out a couple of pure gold comments  Vinny "So can you use that zoom on that gun" Ryan "No" Vinny "Really?" Ryan "Yep"   Also later on in that same QL   Ryan "So yeah as you kill people your gun upgrades"  Vinny "Is that part of the Punisher fiction?" Ryan "Oh yeah, That's what happens in The Punisher, Is that you kill dudes and his guns are Magic," Vinny (Half laughing)"I can't tell if your lying or not, I don't know" Ryan "No, That not punisher at all, There's no Magical fucking guns" Vinny "I dont know" Ryan "He is not called magical fucking gun wizzard, He's called the fucking punisher!" Vinny "But your not punishing these guys" Ryan "I'm Killing them over and over again, Thats punishment!" "I Called that one guy a fucker"  GOLD absolute gold     "
It's wrong to disturb the dead. 
But no, necroposting is fine in this case.
#46 Posted by Nux (2421 posts) -

E-mails, femals, shemals.- Vinny on the bombcast
#47 Posted by B0nd07 (1701 posts) -

"Spells are like guns for your mind." - Jeff

#48 Posted by Gunrock (146 posts) -

Ryan: "This Quick look is over!" I love it when someone mostly Jeff says an incredibly horrible but great pun and whatever is being done is just over that second hilarious to me.

#49 Posted by RYNO9881 (625 posts) -

Brad:
"Metal gear solid was cool because it let you break necks and no other game ever let you break necks before"
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wATuNBwgEaE
 
8:35

#50 Posted by Aegon (5831 posts) -

Vinny: "sharing a house with 5 dudes, something's gonna wind up in the back of your throat" *awkward silence*
           
            "I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up"
 
            "muh-balls"
 
Jeff: Often times eating a sandwich will lead to a new release.  Ryan: No new releases this week.  Jeff: Boy don't I know it. I'm sweatin' over here.
 
Ryan: Like Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
 
Brad: Oh I'm sure they'll fall in line (talking about peter molyneux's balls)
 
Dave: YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! I'M TRYING TO BUILD A WEBSITE IN HERE!   Jeff: Build your website quieter!