Best GB staff quotes

Just wanted to dedicate a thread to the weird and wonderful things that the GB staff produce while on camera or recording the podcast.
Here is a few to get started
Vinny: He looks like a caveman...crossed with a fish.
Vinny: It's like chocolate in my mouth.
Jeff (On many occasions during the Persona 4 E.R): It's about to cause SOMETHING to happen.
UPDATE: Brad (Reacting to fast travel on Deadly Premonition): HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Banana mouth deserves a mention. 

Jeff: AAAAAHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinny: The ball?

Jeff: YES, THEFUCKINGBALL. Goddammit.

I'm still going with "Drink more milk!"

Ryan: Oh no! That's all inside of me now. ( The Mythic Coke Chug Challenge)

"Man, you throw dark" (but so does Giantbomb.com)

The Left for Dead 2 the Passing quick look
 
Brad: "This game is very steamy."
Vinny: "Get your hand off my thigh."

Anything in Jeff's... I don't know that crazy voice he does. An example from the Sonic All-Stars QL, when he gets to BD Joe on the character select: "'WE GON HAVE SOME FUN!' he would say."

Dave from the   King Arthur: The Role-Playing Wargame quick look ...  
 
Dave is showing the game to Vinny end Mike from upstairs. 
At the end of the quick look Vinny asks Mike what he thinks of the game and Mike asks Dave:
 
Mike: "Is there an econonic component, is there a tech tree, is there upgrades"  

Dave: "I'm the king"

Dick Mohawk.  That was the best one.  It was on one of the Bombcasts.... I forget which one though.

Jeff: " Tastes like genocide!"

"Cunt." 
                    - Vincent Caravella

""Cunt."                     - Vincent Caravella "

Do you know about Shin Megami Tensei games? I sure as hell don't!

There are too many to mention!
 
Banana mouth is serious stuff though.

" "Man, you throw dark" (but so does Giantbomb.com) "

" Do you know about Shin Megami Tensei games? I sure as hell don't! "

"More Safari, less track." - Vinny 
"Get Lei'd" - Jeff

"Ugh..." - Brad

FUCK YOUR MILK (or hospitality depends which part of that quicklook you're watching) also that is most definitely not the bookcase.

" "Cunt."                     - Vincent Caravella "

Jeff: SCRAMBLE 'EM 'TIL THEY'RE DRY. I HATE WET EGGS!

X on X violence, when will it end!
 
Any time they try to steer away from innuendo but make it worse (like the prototype QL, and that game with sucking balls into paddles, forgot the name).
 
Any time they tongue-in-cheekily deconstruct a gaming convention (like Dante's Inferno's QL beginning).

I also forgot...
 
"YO FIFTY...
 
 
 
 
 
 
...HIT THAT BIG-ASS RAMP!"

"This isn't a game anymore, it's just Dave."

I believe it went something like this: 

Vinny: "Big Johnson says: liquor in the front... poker in the rear."
Ryan: "HAH!" 
Jeff: "I don't really see how that applies"
Ryan: "Yeah, you wouldn't!"

So many to choose from: 
 
Vinny: "Brought to you by the fine makers of Cunt!" 
 
Ryan: "The ogre is on some baller shit! he's got his castle in the sky, got his fly lady, he just rolls in the front door, starts going off the head..." 
 
Vinny (about 'totally spies') "there's three of them....one of them's actually kind of hot..." 
Others: "err...."  
Ryan: "....moving on...."
Vinny: "... i mean... what?" 
 
Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" 
Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" 
Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'"

Wanna stab a guy with me? 
 
Come on, man.

Jeff: "Bobby Kotick should really just shut up.  He should shut the fuck up.  Maybe he wasn't serious.  But if he was serious, then that's the dumbest thing I've heard... in at least a week and a half."
 
Jeff: "President Reagan says fuck you."

 "I don't fuckin' understand that shit." - Brad about Deadly Premonition

On the Persona ER, Igor is explaining that he's offering a new form of assistance to the player, and then Vinny goes with an Igor voice: "It's called a Glock".
Floored me.

Vinny (Singing): Poo Poo Pocket...
Ryan: What's the rest of the lyrics?
Vinny: Smell my hand

I love it when Ryan says "It's shitty" to describe something, he says it all the time lol "It's shitty, it's just, shitty" :P

Ryan: 'We got a big package in the mail today'
Vinny: 'I've got a big package'
Ryan: 'You know, I wish you wouldn't talk this time'

I gotta start writing them down when I hear them...like I used to do in middle school watching the Simpsons, I would keep a notepad handy.
 
The only classic one I can remember right now is when Teddy's head first comes off in the old Endurance Run-
 
Jeff: Oh CHRIST

Anything in the Noby noby boy quick look

" Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'" "

Jeff - "Popularity leads to intimacy." Said during a few of the Persona 4 endurance run episodes. :)

" FUCK YOUR MILK (or hospitality depends which part of that quicklook you're watching) also that is most definitely not the bookcase. "

whenever there is a wonderful and yet at the same time awful, pun

" Jeff:  Don't like it.  Eat a dick.  Brad:  You guys ever see those pictures of dinosaurs having sex with cars? The Crew: *Silence* "

" @Donkeysraliens said:

" Jeff: "i swear to... this is the worst fucking website in the world! they funded this! they funded this and this is what we doing with it!" Ryan: "i know, somebody paid money, like tens of thousands of dollars!" Jeff: "there probably watching this upstairs and just going like 'god, we have to pull the plug on this!! i mean, it seemed like a good idea, those guys at least pretended like they knew what they were talking about!'" "

where'd this come from?  Mine would have to be when QLing The Punisher No Mercy, Ryan and Vinny bring out a couple of pure gold comments  Vinny "So can you use that zoom on that gun" Ryan "No" Vinny "Really?" Ryan "Yep"   Also later on in that same QL   Ryan "So yeah as you kill people your gun upgrades"  Vinny "Is that part of the Punisher fiction?" Ryan "Oh yeah, That's what happens in The Punisher, Is that you kill dudes and his guns are Magic," Vinny (Half laughing)"I can't tell if your lying or not, I don't know" Ryan "No, That not punisher at all, There's no Magical fucking guns" Vinny "I dont know" Ryan "He is not called magical fucking gun wizzard, He's called the fucking punisher!" Vinny "But your not punishing these guys" Ryan "I'm Killing them over and over again, Thats punishment!" "I Called that one guy a fucker"  GOLD absolute gold     "

"Spells are like guns for your mind." - Jeff

Ryan: "This Quick look is over!" I love it when someone mostly Jeff says an incredibly horrible but great pun and whatever is being done is just over that second hilarious to me.

Brad:
"Metal gear solid was cool because it let you break necks and no other game ever let you break necks before"
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wATuNBwgEaE
 
8:35

Vinny: "sharing a house with 5 dudes, something's gonna wind up in the back of your throat" *awkward silence*
           
            "I'm a wizard and that looks fucked up"
 
            "muh-balls"
 
Jeff: Often times eating a sandwich will lead to a new release.  Ryan: No new releases this week.  Jeff: Boy don't I know it. I'm sweatin' over here.
 
Ryan: Like Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
 
Brad: Oh I'm sure they'll fall in line (talking about peter molyneux's balls)
 
Dave: YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! I'M TRYING TO BUILD A WEBSITE IN HERE!   Jeff: Build your website quieter!