Best Video Game Character Name

So, after watching some clips of BioShock Infinite, I've decided that Booker DeWitt is the best character name I've heard. That being said, a lot of other games have some pretty great names for characters, (Travis Touchdown, Frank Fontaine, and many, many others) which are some of your favorites? I'm not talking about actual characters here, by the way. Solely their names.

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

Alex Mason.  It's all you need.

B.J. Blazkowicz

I wouldn't say its the best but I really like the name Paxton Fettel from the Fear games.

Bitterman.

not a fan of fallout but

DOGMEAT

BIG BO

Forrest Kaysen is a cool name. I also like Pheonix Wright a lot.

I'm a fan of Chops Sweetwind.

Dick Gumshoe

Doomguy

Charlie Tunoku

Brono.

"I am Heavy weapons guy".

@WickedFather said:

Alex Mason. It's all you need.

Uh no. Alec Mason is the best name ever.

Seriously it would probably be I dunno... Solid Snake?

Edit: Sparky Whitmore.

@WickedFather said:

Alex Mason. It's all you need.

Uh no. Alec Mason is the best name ever.

Pheonix Wright or Frank West

The Great Mighty Poo, obviously

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

This, obviously. The only other one that even comes close is "Marauder Shields, Attourney-at-Law".

Travis Touchdown is both the best and worst name... for pretty much the same reasons.

Guybrush Threepwood all the way! Since Big Bo was already taken...

Guybrush Threepwood comes to mind!

@Elazul said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

This, obviously. The only other one that even comes close is "Marauder Shields, Attourney-at-Law".

Marauder Shields > all

@Ravenlight said:

@Elazul said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

This, obviously. The only other one that even comes close is "Marauder Shields, Attourney-at-Law".

Marauder Shields > all

I feel like Marauder Shields shouldn't count because his name changes after a couple hits.

@MooseyMcMan said:

@Ravenlight said:

@Elazul said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

This, obviously. The only other one that even comes close is "Marauder Shields, Attourney-at-Law".

Marauder Shields > all

I feel like Marauder Shields shouldn't count because his name changes after a couple hits.

So his marriage certificate was approved halfway through you shooting him to death, that's not his fault! That relationship wouldn't have lasted anyway, Elcor are notoriously hard to please. He would've been a Shields again soon enough.

@Elazul said:

@MooseyMcMan said:

@Ravenlight said:

@Elazul said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur

This, obviously. The only other one that even comes close is "Marauder Shields, Attourney-at-Law".

Marauder Shields > all

I feel like Marauder Shields shouldn't count because his name changes after a couple hits.

So his marriage certificate was approved halfway through you shooting him to death, that's not his fault! That relationship wouldn't have lasted anyway, Elcor are notoriously hard to please. He would've been a Shields again soon enough.

Okay, I'm on board now.

GARSHASP.

Am I really the first person here to say Special Agent Francis York Morgan?
 
I thought I knew you, Giant Bomb.

Guybrush Threepwood all the way! Since Big Bo was already taken...

@Wiseblood: That's just harsh, why do you have to hate on my man Guybrush like that?! How about I see your mancomb and raise you a Rincewind!

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

B.J. Blazkowicz

This is correct

also acceptable - Dingo Egret or Jack Slate with a far third as Dig-Dug

I was thinking Funky Student or Mysterious Fox, but there are some good alternatives in here.

Also, BIIIIIIIIIIG BO!

Shepard.

I always liked the name "Manny" Calavera from Grim Fandango.

Dick Gumshoe

@ImmortalSaiyan: yeah, Garcia Fucking Hotspur is pretty dead on.

Pretty much any portmanteau name from the Ace Attorney series.  
 
Winston Payne
Larry (Harry) Butz
Wendy Oldbag
Lotta Hart
Luke Atmey (Probably my favorite) 
Sal Manella
Frank Sahwit
Shelly de Killer

Super Mario

Lots of re names come to mind

Rookie cop Leon Scott Kennedy ( Leon S. Kennedy for short)

Chris Redfield
Jill Valentine
Albert Wesker

Ezio Auditore da Firenze is among my favorites, probably because it's so fun to say.

Deckard Cain

Frank West or Chuck Greene

Edge Maverick

Marauder Shields is my current favourite.

Shout-outs to Mysterious Fox, Funky Student, Revolver Ocelot and Psycho Mantis.

The Boss

I think *Insert all the names in a game I like* has the best name.

Not because it's clever or or funny or anything but because I'm a big fan of the game(s) and have grown overly attached to them.

Did I miss anyone?

I can't believe no one mentioned The Nameless One. Also, The King of All Cosmos.