#1 Edited by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Not sure if I tried setting this up on GB yet, but here goes... (Please read the rules before posting your first time.)

Rules
You'll contribute to a larger story by giving your input using THREE words. These words should begin, continue, or end a previous poster's "work." When done properly, and if everything goes well, I can edit together the story and make something somewhat cohesive and hopefully entertaining. Do not post twice in a row, let someone else take a turn.

Exceptions to Rules
If a sentence is about to end, you can squeak in four words, especially if it's just something to carry it along. Also, game titles, book titles, any references of the sort such as "Harry Potter" can be counted as a single word to retain continuity.

Example
Jeff: Ryan was playing...
Brad: Fable II while nude.

Theme
Since it's the holidays, let's have a Christmas theme with holiday cheer, and include staff members and fellow users. You can fool around, but stay on-topic and keep the story moving along. If you notice someone who is not following the rules, proceed to ignore their post in an effort to form the aforementioned cohesive story.


I'll begin...



One December morning...

#2 Posted by MasterSplinter (636 posts) -

...my fish died.

#3 Edited by ReTarDedFisHy (1074 posts) -

...I uhh... It was hard.

#4 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

So I turned on...

#5 Posted by OldManLollipop (306 posts) -
#6 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

My fluffy rabbit...

#7 Posted by ReTarDedFisHy (1074 posts) -

...hopped into it...

#8 Posted by VitaminWaterYum (381 posts) -

and never returned.

#9 Posted by damswedon (3204 posts) -

i pressed the....

#10 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

big red button...

#11 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

And Santa Claus...

#12 Posted by Keeng (1008 posts) -

threw giant cookies...

#13 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

at my mom...

#14 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

who puked fluffy...

#15 Posted by Gorillawhat (1259 posts) -

gobs of semen....

#16 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

into the cloning machine. (Is that the four word exception?)

#17 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

And out came...

#18 Posted by yellownumber5 (394 posts) -

Never left before

#19 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
yellownumber5 said:
"Never left before"
[Avoid this post and continue with sentence below.]

Vinchenzo said:
"And out came..."
...a Jeff Gerstmann replica...
#20 Posted by Keeng (1008 posts) -

complete with two...

#21 Posted by damswedon (3204 posts) -

Future robinhood heads......

#22 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) -

and a big...

#23 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

while, using talkboxes...

#24 Posted by LightYagami245 (1117 posts) -

and a tail.

#25 Posted by Kazona (3102 posts) -

but no pants

#26 Posted by kidzombie (102 posts) -

And he decided...

#27 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2419 posts) -

that the best

#28 Posted by jakob187 (21788 posts) -

muffin is Otis Spunkmeyer.

#29 Edited by RandomHero666 (3185 posts) -

Later that day...

#30 Posted by Chupacabra24 (14 posts) -

boinked said muffin

#31 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

with matching purple....

#32 Posted by jakob187 (21788 posts) -

people eaters.

#33 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

jakob187 said loudly...