Can we get this t-shirt made into official merch? (BigJeffreys)

I'm not sure if user @Crushed is the same guy as the SomethingAwful poster CrushedB who claimed authorship to this amazing artpiece, but he posted this BigJeffreys t-shirt in the comments section of the amazing Roller Coaster Rampage QuickLook:

I seriously want to own this with maybe a small GiantBomb logo on the back.

I need @Ryan to coordinate with the author of this tee and make it a reality. I will pay real space bucks for it!

Instant classic. :D

That's pretty great. Just needs a bit more consistency visually.

Big Jeffrey, Saucepan-man and Moon-face merchandise, please!

Silky the fairy? Shiiiit.

I'd buy it.

i would also like to buy this t-shirt for 20 strange texas bucks

That shirt is worth at least 500 Brad Bucks, although if Vinny could be incorporated on there as well that would be amazing.

I like the idea but the shirt is pretty ugly. Way too much going on.

@Milkman said:

I like the idea but the shirt is pretty ugly. Way too much going on.

That's what's great about it. It's a perfect parody of the kind of shirt you'd find at a gift shop at some backwater attraction run by a creepy guy who somehow managed to get his hands on a roller coaster (that breaks every safety law in existence, no less).

@ShaggE said:

@Milkman said:

I like the idea but the shirt is pretty ugly. Way too much going on.

That's what's great about it. It's a perfect parody of the kind of shirt you'd find at a gift shop at some backwater attraction run by a creepy guy who somehow managed to get his hands on a roller coaster (that breaks every safety law in existence, no less).

Exactly. I don't want it to look professionally designed.

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

@ShaggE said:

@Milkman said:

I like the idea but the shirt is pretty ugly. Way too much going on.

That's what's great about it. It's a perfect parody of the kind of shirt you'd find at a gift shop at some backwater attraction run by a creepy guy who somehow managed to get his hands on a roller coaster (that breaks every safety law in existence, no less).

Exactly. I don't want it to look professionally designed.

Thirded, the shitty look and awful font choice for Big Jeffreys is amazing - not to mention the bald Jeff.

I think you should keep all the red font stuff in the front and put Roscoe on the back. Heck, you might want to make Roscoe red too.

Otherwise, you nailed the look of a novelty t-shirt. Nice work!

I was hoping someone would concept a BigJeffreys shirt the moment that QL was over.

Horrible in all the right ways.

I think Big Jeffrey needs a beard. That's how I envisioned him.

Nailed it.

I'd buy 12

I would buy it.

I need this in my life!

thats a pretty ugly shirt.

I really should watch that quick look.

That's an awesome shirt, I would buy one of those. What a fantastic QL

@NegativeCero said:

I really should watch that quick look.

You should do this right now. I think it's the Quick Look of theYear so far. I've watched it like 3 times and I still can't stop laughing at it.

That's pretty great

This is why they need to quick look throwback roller coaster tycoon 3

I would buy it!

That's brilliant. Day 1 purchase.

I'd wear that shirt.

You don't need to know some inside joke, it's an inside joke for sure, but at face value it's a pretty funny fake amusement gift shop t-shirt

Whoooooooooooooooooooooo! Biiiiiig Jeffries! A shirt like this would be awesome, but maybe changed a little.

That design is fucking ugly... but it's supposed to be... but not that bad.... or is that a good thing... I....I...

I'd buy that from gamebomb.ru.

@Humanity said:

@ImmortalSaiyan said:

@ShaggE said:

@Milkman said:

I like the idea but the shirt is pretty ugly. Way too much going on.

That's what's great about it. It's a perfect parody of the kind of shirt you'd find at a gift shop at some backwater attraction run by a creepy guy who somehow managed to get his hands on a roller coaster (that breaks every safety law in existence, no less).

Exactly. I don't want it to look professionally designed.

Thirded, the shitty look and awful font choice for Big Jeffreys is amazing - not to mention the bald Jeff.

The only thing that would make it better was if something was obviously misspelled or the apostrophe in Jeffrey's was omitted.

Yes. That quick look had plenty of hilarious jokes that could be turned into something or another.

I would pay some dollars for that.

I would buy that shirt if it were for sale. The QL was great!

I think this is the appropriate time to use this: MY BODY IS READY!!!!

Also, there needs to be one in a darker color but not black, that'd be too tame. Maybe green or brown.

@NegativeCero said:

I really should watch that quick look.

It really is an instant classic.

This needs to happen.

"And remember, Big Jefferey always says: Drop 'em."

This is Big Jeffrey.

I would pay money for that shirt right now.

@ahaisthisourchance said:

I think Big Jeffrey needs a beard. That's how I envisioned him.

and a cowboy hat.

What are you Photo Shop people doing? This thread is officially the "make a big Jeffrey's House of Fun T Shirt Design" Thread. GO GO GO!

Guys, I need this. Please.

I want this shirt.

This is amazing.

Yes please.

awesome :)

I haven't bought a GB shirt since the Chat Dragon shirt... I'd buy this one in a heartbeat

bought as-is

That pretty, pretty, pretty good. Seems like there is a whole host of persona just trying to escape Jeff's psyche.

Personally I want to see a Gaintbomb take on the official spanish Pokenmon team t-shirt.

As long as Jeff gets some hair.