Certified! Human Breast Milk

Ryan just drank it at the panel... Followed by a standing ovation.

Spoilers asshole

Yeah, what the hell? Why don't you just go spoil Bioshock Infinite's inevitable plot twist while you're at it, jerk!

This.

and I heard all about it n twitter, and I'm just here at home, sitting. *sigh*

Go get milked! Jerk.

Well, this panel sounds good already.

That's really fucking gross.

@mcghee: I know, right! Who has ever tasted breast milk before?

About as gross as processed cow milk, which comes from cow titties instead of human titties. You don't taste the shame with all of the crap they add, I guess.

(i love moocow milk dont assume i do not)

Nasty shit.

Heard from Twitter. Can't wait to see the video archive.

Gross. I don't want to watch this panel now.

...Christ.

There is the general psychological factor of it being human but also the fact that certain disease could be caught. I generally stick to almond milk anyway.

I'm thirsty.

oh.

Apparently, the panel was also almost 3 hours long, featured a bagpipe interruption by Eric Pope and this....

AND he accepted money for it.

Now that is truly Ryan's best worst moment.

Who's breasts did the milk belong to?

Nobody knows. In fact, they entertained the notion that it might have been a different bodily secretion.

Serious question: How would chocolate human milk taste ?

Babies drink that shit all the time.

I would have no problem drinking human brest milk.

Drinking a liquid that some guy handed me and ran a way from, that I would not fucking drink.

that was totaly the best part, I just wish @jay444 would have waited to poisen ryan until at least 3/4 the way through. because 30 mineuts In and the best part of the pannel Is over.

Forget if it's gross or not. You can get HIV if the lactating mother is HIV-positive. Add other diseases as well.
Are we really going down this path, showing an entire panel and possibily later on thousands that it's okay to drink unknown human breast milk?

Like it or not but even female mammary discharge is mixed in with that milk. Think hygiene before anything else.

Yeah but I occasionally also eat the cow itself, so it's all good there.

A friend who was at the panel texted me. I asked him if he got to touch Vinny's shoulder and if there was an angelic aura about him but he said the Bombcrew are like PAX Gods and it's incredibly hard to even get near them.

Seriously guys. I cannot believe you all would rather drink cows milk rather than human milk. I would like you all to just think about that for a second.

I know we all drink cows milk all the time. Its generally accepted as normal in Western Society. But seriously. We are drinking milk from cows! Yet we find the notion of drinking milk from our own species to be gross and disgusting.

No wonder you American's freak the fuck out if you see an inkling of side boob on tv. some fucked up attitudes in your weird christian nation.

All these people saying, "Eww! Gross!" to human breast milk make me laugh. They don't really think about the stuff they're drinking in their factory-processed cow milk. It's simple cultural bias, really. It's like how some people think women breastfeeding their child in public is somehow morally disgusting, or how some people believe that losing weight will make them beautiful.

P.S. For those worried about disease in human breast milk, you can get sick off of anything that isn't treated properly.

@djhicks1 - Any chance you could amend the title to include the fact that it's a post about the PAX panel? I'm sure there are more than a few people would rather not read about the contents of the panel until they've had a chance to watch it themselves.

Cow milk is heated -sterilized- to kill off bacteria and other micro-organisms. Your last comment is the worst argument I've ever heard, since human-to-human transmission is goddamn more dangerous than animal diseases incidently infecting humans. Would you like a blood transfusion with that delicious human breast milkshake?