#1 Posted by djhicks1 (150 posts) -

Ryan just drank it at the panel... Followed by a standing ovation.

#2 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

Spoilers asshole

#3 Edited by FierceDeity (358 posts) -

Yeah, what the hell? Why don't you just go spoil Bioshock Infinite's inevitable plot twist while you're at it, jerk!

#4 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Spoilers asshole

This.

and I heard all about it n twitter, and I'm just here at home, sitting. *sigh*

#5 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4207 posts) -

Go get milked! Jerk.

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#6 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11724 posts) -

Well, this panel sounds good already.

#7 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

That's really fucking gross.

#8 Edited by SuperSambo (2865 posts) -

@mcghee: I know, right! Who has ever tasted breast milk before?

#9 Edited by ArtelinaRose (1851 posts) -

@mcghee said:

That's really fucking gross.

About as gross as processed cow milk, which comes from cow titties instead of human titties. You don't taste the shame with all of the crap they add, I guess.

(i love moocow milk dont assume i do not)

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#10 Edited by yakov456 (1908 posts) -

Nasty shit.

#11 Posted by JJOR64 (18989 posts) -

Heard from Twitter. Can't wait to see the video archive.

#12 Posted by TooWalrus (13197 posts) -

Gross. I don't want to watch this panel now.

...Christ.

#13 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

@mcghee said:

That's really fucking gross.

About as gross as processed cow milk, which comes from cow titties instead of human titties. You don't taste the shame with all of the crap they add, I guess.

(i love moocow milk dont assume i do not)

There is the general psychological factor of it being human but also the fact that certain disease could be caught. I generally stick to almond milk anyway.

#16 Posted by Pr1mus (3904 posts) -

I'm thirsty.

#20 Edited by FancySoapsMan (5826 posts) -

oh.

#21 Edited by Arrested_Developer (716 posts) -

#22 Posted by Milkman (16781 posts) -

Apparently, the panel was also almost 3 hours long, featured a bagpipe interruption by Eric Pope and this....

#23 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2029 posts) -

AND he accepted money for it.

Now that is truly Ryan's best worst moment.

#24 Posted by JasonR86 (9697 posts) -

Who's breasts did the milk belong to?

#25 Edited by EquitasInvictus (2029 posts) -

Nobody knows. In fact, they entertained the notion that it might have been a different bodily secretion.

#26 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4604 posts) -

Serious question: How would chocolate human milk taste ?

#27 Edited by Jimbo (9809 posts) -

Babies drink that shit all the time.

#28 Edited by Dagbiker (6976 posts) -

I would have no problem drinking human brest milk.

Drinking a liquid that some guy handed me and ran a way from, that I would not fucking drink.

that was totaly the best part, I just wish @jay444 would have waited to poisen ryan until at least 3/4 the way through. because 30 mineuts In and the best part of the pannel Is over.

#29 Posted by TrafalgarLaw (1117 posts) -

Forget if it's gross or not. You can get HIV if the lactating mother is HIV-positive. Add other diseases as well.
Are we really going down this path, showing an entire panel and possibily later on thousands that it's okay to drink unknown human breast milk?

Like it or not but even female mammary discharge is mixed in with that milk. Think hygiene before anything else.

#30 Edited by TheHT (11240 posts) -

@mcghee said:

That's really fucking gross.

About as gross as processed cow milk, which comes from cow titties instead of human titties. You don't taste the shame with all of the crap they add, I guess.

(i love moocow milk dont assume i do not)

Yeah but I occasionally also eat the cow itself, so it's all good there.

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#31 Edited by Humanity (9212 posts) -

A friend who was at the panel texted me. I asked him if he got to touch Vinny's shoulder and if there was an angelic aura about him but he said the Bombcrew are like PAX Gods and it's incredibly hard to even get near them.

#32 Edited by paulwade1984 (478 posts) -

Seriously guys. I cannot believe you all would rather drink cows milk rather than human milk. I would like you all to just think about that for a second.

I know we all drink cows milk all the time. Its generally accepted as normal in Western Society. But seriously. We are drinking milk from cows! Yet we find the notion of drinking milk from our own species to be gross and disgusting.

No wonder you American's freak the fuck out if you see an inkling of side boob on tv. some fucked up attitudes in your weird christian nation.

#33 Posted by Gruebacca (519 posts) -

All these people saying, "Eww! Gross!" to human breast milk make me laugh. They don't really think about the stuff they're drinking in their factory-processed cow milk. It's simple cultural bias, really. It's like how some people think women breastfeeding their child in public is somehow morally disgusting, or how some people believe that losing weight will make them beautiful.

P.S. For those worried about disease in human breast milk, you can get sick off of anything that isn't treated properly.

#34 Edited by Wacomole (819 posts) -

@djhicks1 - Any chance you could amend the title to include the fact that it's a post about the PAX panel? I'm sure there are more than a few people would rather not read about the contents of the panel until they've had a chance to watch it themselves.

#35 Edited by TrafalgarLaw (1117 posts) -

@gruebacca said:

All these people saying, "Eww! Gross!" to human breast milk make me laugh. They don't really think about the stuff they're drinking in their factory-processed cow milk.

P.S. For those worried about disease in human breast milk, you can get sick off of anything that isn't treated properly.

Cow milk is heated -sterilized- to kill off bacteria and other micro-organisms. Your last comment is the worst argument I've ever heard, since human-to-human transmission is goddamn more dangerous than animal diseases incidently infecting humans. Would you like a blood transfusion with that delicious human breast milkshake?