Choose Your Weapons

So many games, so many unique weapons. Lets say you could conjure 5 of your favorite weapons from classic games that you often dreamed of using on your boss or a horde of black friday shoppers. I gots mine.  

 

I'm gonna go a bit nerdy here...

I choose frying pan! If it's good enough for Coach, it's good enough for me.

Nano Rifle, Rail Driver, Plasma Arm Cannon Hunters have in Halo (with the ability to switch between beam and shot), Plasma Sword and last but not least the Assault Rifle/Shotgun with seemingly infinite ammo from Starship Troopers. If that doesn't count, the NICW (or something) from Red Faction 2 (Assault Rifle + Grenade Launcher ftw).
 
Nano Rifle: Obvious, it makes things disappear.
 
Rail Driver: You can see through anything that's not ground. Useful for more than sniping people, you can see if anyone's waiting for you in another room.
 
Plasma Cannon/Beam: That's just awesome. You can fire a stream of plasma to melt a wall, or a barrage of plasma bolts to...well, melt everything else. Or stop a horde.
 
Plasma Sword: Wanted a Melee weapon, and Plasma Swords can cut through steel (well, not in the games, but in the books).
 
Assault Rifle/Shotgun or NICW: Need some kind of mid-range weapon, and with the shotgun you can go close range, plus they have huge magazines that hardly need to be reloaded. NICW is the same reason, but with a grenade launcher for blowing up stuff.
 
That would be my arsenal, provided I get enough ammo. What about Grenades? I'd go for Halo Plasma Grenades. For one, they stick to things, and two - they make that cool sound when they stick to said things.

Nano Rifle - dude, you can destroy everything with that thing.  
 
Rail Driver - cover is no longer a problem cause i'll just fucking blast em through the wall  
 
Gravity Hammer (is that what it's called? from Halo?) - this would just be fun as hell to use. making things to flying XD 
 
Thermobaric Rocket - if you've ever played Red Faction: Guerrilla, you know how awesome this thing is.  
  
Dragon Sword - Ninja Gaiden style! i'll go all Ryu on those shoppers :P  

Um, my scepter can transform into any weapon I wish it to, so it doesn't really matter?