Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Happy Endings are sublime. They don't come as often as you think. When the credits roll, you know you've trolled...the game. Win!
 

Happy Endings:

 
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: After playing this game on the 360, I bought it again for the PC on Steam. Steam lasts forever...right? I believe in video games again.
The Witcher 2: Yet another game finished on the 360 and bought on Steam, plus a little GoG love. God fucking damn awesome.
Dead Space 2: Fuck Yeah! Great Game!
Mass Effect 3: No fuss, just a game. A motherfucking good video game. I felt the ending served me well. No limp dick, just a dick and a pussy combined.
Stalker: Call of Pripyat: Bought a new laptop that can play video games over the summer. Saw the ending, lived it, felt it and still not as good as Chernobyl.
Dishonored: Fanfuckingtastic with a wealth of stealth and subversive gameplay, but...a little long in the tooth.
The Walking Dead: What can I say? No fucking way, did I play, a video game. I did. I did just play a video game. It's a game. A video game. I played it.
 

Whiskey Dick Games: Did Not Finish: The, I still love you babes of 2012:


Dust: An Elysian Tail: Cool, yeah, cool. I'll call you later.
Mark of the Ninja: Hey, you're pretty hot. Call me. Ok, I'll call you.
Trials Evolution: I'll play you again.  
Lone Survivor: The sounds you make make me hot. 

Fuck You Bitch: We're Over:

 
Assassin's Creed 3: Get the fuck out. I don't believe in you.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: 12 was better whore.
 

Just Bought and Still Styling:

 
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: Oh my motherfucking god from hell what have I done?
Far Cry 3: Shit bitch, I love you. Still lovin' you. Want some more? Take this. 
 

My Game of the Year:

 
The fuck played and other motherfucker understood: The Walking Dead
 
It's a Video Game
 
 
Image
 
Video
 
Fuck you
 
Love
 
Claude
 

ga 
me 
played
b
ut
please
____
or
happy
Cry me a river
Buzz 
Happy
#1 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Happy Endings are sublime. They don't come as often as you think. When the credits roll, you know you've trolled...the game. Win!
 

Happy Endings:

 
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: After playing this game on the 360, I bought it again for the PC on Steam. Steam lasts forever...right? I believe in video games again.
The Witcher 2: Yet another game finished on the 360 and bought on Steam, plus a little GoG love. God fucking damn awesome.
Dead Space 2: Fuck Yeah! Great Game!
Mass Effect 3: No fuss, just a game. A motherfucking good video game. I felt the ending served me well. No limp dick, just a dick and a pussy combined.
Stalker: Call of Pripyat: Bought a new laptop that can play video games over the summer. Saw the ending, lived it, felt it and still not as good as Chernobyl.
Dishonored: Fanfuckingtastic with a wealth of stealth and subversive gameplay, but...a little long in the tooth.
The Walking Dead: What can I say? No fucking way, did I play, a video game. I did. I did just play a video game. It's a game. A video game. I played it.
 

Whiskey Dick Games: Did Not Finish: The, I still love you babes of 2012:


Dust: An Elysian Tail: Cool, yeah, cool. I'll call you later.
Mark of the Ninja: Hey, you're pretty hot. Call me. Ok, I'll call you.
Trials Evolution: I'll play you again.  
Lone Survivor: The sounds you make make me hot. 

Fuck You Bitch: We're Over:

 
Assassin's Creed 3: Get the fuck out. I don't believe in you.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: 12 was better whore.
 

Just Bought and Still Styling:

 
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2: Oh my motherfucking god from hell what have I done?
Far Cry 3: Shit bitch, I love you. Still lovin' you. Want some more? Take this. 
 

My Game of the Year:

 
The fuck played and other motherfucker understood: The Walking Dead
 
It's a Video Game
 
 
Image
 
Video
 
Fuck you
 
Love
 
Claude
 

ga 
me 
played
b
ut
please
____
or
happy
Cry me a river
Buzz 
Happy
#2 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

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#3 Posted by PenguinDust (12515 posts) -

Heavy and poetic. Cool personified.

#4 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3051 posts) -

The "I don't believe in you" part for Assassin's Creed got me. You bastard.

#5 Posted by Sanity (1906 posts) -

Some deep stuff here man, im sure you and Tiger Woods will make up next year, he has a thing for mistresses.

Nice list

#6 Posted by pweidman (2334 posts) -

Claude: An enigma wrapped up in a riddle, and buried in a paradox. Wut? LOL.

Good list, and least you finally played Dead Space 2...which is uber fantastico agreed. ;)

Word. Smith.

#7 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@pweidman said:

Claude: An enigma wrapped up in a riddle, and buried in a paradox. Wut? LOL.

Good list, and least you finally played Dead Space 2...which is uber fantastico agreed. ;)

Word. Smith.

After reading some e.e. cummings, again, I'm inspired. Who knows where this will take me.
#8 Posted by believer258 (11903 posts) -
a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

#9 Posted by Empirepaintball (1393 posts) -

WHAT ARE YOU?

#10 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4351 posts) -

@believer258 said:

a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

If only I could have had the same playthrough Brad had, I would be all about that dussy.

@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?

Santa Claude
#11 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -
@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?

The OGOMF 
 
Great list Claude.  
#12 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@believer258 said:
a dick and a pussy combined.

Like... a dussy?

Nice! I'll take two.
 
@Empirepaintball said:

WHAT ARE YOU?


A man on mission. Searching for the truth through the arts, oh and what @Colourful_Hippie: said.
#13 Posted by Demoskinos (14826 posts) -

Your contempt for Assassins Creed 3 makes me all warm inside.

#14 Posted by Gamer_152 (14078 posts) -

The best blogs are still Claude blogs. Merry Christmas my friend.

Moderator
#15 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

This is pretty angry as far as Claude Blogs go. I love it.

#16 Posted by SlashDance (1814 posts) -

@Gamer_152 said:

The best blogs are still Claude blogs. Merry Christmas my friend.

word.

#17 Posted by Bollard (5537 posts) -

Man I wish I didn't feel like I agreed with you bout AC3, but fuck, I can't even play the game I paid for because its fucking broken.

#18 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6192 posts) -

Whiskey dick games might be the most hilariously apt title for unfinished games I've heard. Nice.

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#19 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

posting in a great claude thread. whiskey dick games, that's great.

#20 Posted by Mutley (300 posts) -

Fuck me, That's a nice fucking list!

Nice fucking video games you played, Fucking bro.

FUCK!

#21 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Claude like an alcoholic E. E. Cummings. And that's a platform I can get behind.