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#1 Posted by TwoOneFive (9787 posts) -

from his website

  • Grand Theft Mario Kart
  • Halo 3.5: Cortana's Holo-Brothel
  • Diablo V: Rise of Error 38
  • Assassin's Creed: With Arms Wide Open
  • Tetris 2: Same Blocks, Different Colors
  • Yoshi's Island of Doctor Moreau - Lyriz Iamhiphop
  • Moral Kombat - Joey Bianci
  • The Elder Scrolls VI: Larry King - @Blixzit
  • Call of Duty: Extreme Couponing - @EricFurniss
  • NBA 2K13: VH1's "Basketball Wives" Edition - @ItsAlexKaplan
  • Minecraft 2: The Bedazzling - @FreshMutton
  • The Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald - Joe Bobnenkamp
  • Prance, Prance Revolution - Don Smith
  • Final Fantasy XXVII: Finally Final - Matthew Crow
  • Pac-Man of La Mancha - Eric Goldman
  • Oregon Trail: Let's Go Back Home! - Wyatt Dogsalmon
  • Pong 2: The Ball Strikes Back - Kevin Allen
  • Assassin's Peed: Urination - @SleepTheRocket
  • LA Noire 2: Sheboygan Noire - @DrNickRiviera
  • Dead or Alive: Schrödinger's Cat - @Gen_Cooley
  • some of those are pretty funny... now lets make up videogame based porno titles

    #2 Posted by big_jon (6181 posts) -

    K....

    #3 Posted by TwoOneFive (9787 posts) -

    yeah i dunno, hey its conan obrien and i think its worth noting how mainstream videogames are becoming. i mean yeah they make the big bucks but only recently with late night tv has it started to get live gameplay on network tv

    #4 Edited by charlie_victor_bravo (1231 posts) -

    @TwoOneFive said:

    some of those are pretty funny... now lets make up videogame based porno titles

    Ass-Ass-In Breeders

    Wet Ten: Bring the Iron Fist

    Test Drive: Barely Legal Pursuit

    #5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

    @charlie_victor_bravo said:

    @TwoOneFive said:

    some of those are pretty funny... now lets make up videogame based porno titles

    Ass-Ass-In Breeders

    Wet Ten: Bring the Iron Fist

    Test Drive: Barely Legal Pursuit

    *looks at shelf*

    Penoblade Chronicles.

    Ellen's Bits.

    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Whore.

    Gak II.

    #6 Posted by jakob187 (22362 posts) -

    I would actually pay good money for Yoshi's Island of Dr. Moreau.

    #7 Posted by zombie2011 (5271 posts) -

    @TwoOneFive said:

  • Diablo V: Rise of Error 38
  • Assassin's Creed: With Arms Wide Open
  • Tetris 2: Same Blocks, Different Colors
  • Oregon Trail: Let's Go Back Home! - Wyatt Dogsalmon
  • Dead or Alive: Schrödinger's Cat - @Gen_Cooley
  • These were pretty funny, i think the best is the Tetris 2 one.

    #8 Edited by CptBedlam (4485 posts) -

    @TwoOneFive said:

    now lets make up videogame based porno titles

    Half-Wife: Episode Threesome

    Bed Space: In space no one can hear you moan

    Mass Erect 3

    #9 Edited by bybeach (5189 posts) -

    I'd play Cortanas Holo Brothel...well I'm lonely. She is kind of hot when she isn't being snippy.

    A few of those were genuinely funny, like the 'Dead or Alive, Schroedinger's Cat'. Most of them, well like someone is saying interesting because of source and material.

    #10 Posted by Pepsiman (2768 posts) -

    @zombie2011 said:

    @TwoOneFive said:

  • Diablo V: Rise of Error 38
  • Assassin's Creed: With Arms Wide Open
  • Tetris 2: Same Blocks, Different Colors
  • Oregon Trail: Let's Go Back Home! - Wyatt Dogsalmon
  • Dead or Alive: Schrödinger's Cat - @Gen_Cooley
  • These were pretty funny, i think the best is the Tetris 2 one.

    The best part is that Tetris 2 totally exists.

    #11 Posted by SmilingPig (1370 posts) -

    Dead or Alive: Schrödinger's Cat is actualy funny

    #12 Posted by chilibean_3 (1840 posts) -

    I love Conan. He'll be the first to admit he doesn't really know anything about these newfangled video games the kids are playing. This just feels like trying to get some of that Fallon juice.

    #13 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -
    @CptBedlam said:

    @TwoOneFive said:

    now lets make up videogame based porno titles

    Half-Wife: Episode Threesome

    Bed Space: In space no one can hear you moan

    Mass Erect 3

    #14 Posted by Jay444111 (2640 posts) -

    @chilibean_3 said:

    I love Conan. He'll be the first to admit he doesn't really know anything about these newfangled video games the kids are playing. This just feels like trying to get some of that Fallon juice.

    Yeah. Even though I myself may not like most of Conans jokes. He at least is a good spirit about the whole thing. However I will say Fallon does deserve respect when it comes to actually showing video game stuff on his show. He may give some shit to the devs, but as long as they can deal back it is all in good fun.

    I just want to see a good fucking video game movie now... We are kinda owed on this.

    #15 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

    Zombies Ate Out My Neighbors

    #16 Posted by Dagbiker (7022 posts) -

    @bybeach said:

    I'd play Cortanas Holo Brothel...well I'm lonely. She is kind of hot when she isn't being snippy.

    A few of those were genuinely funny, like the 'Dead or Alive, Schroedinger's Cat'. Most of them, well like someone is saying interesting because of source and material.

    Thats a good point, granted I dont know anything about Halo, but why would you program an AI construct to give you attitude.

    #17 Posted by LordAndrew (14588 posts) -

    @Pepsiman said:

    @zombie2011 said:

    @TwoOneFive said:

  • Diablo V: Rise of Error 38
  • Assassin's Creed: With Arms Wide Open
  • Tetris 2: Same Blocks, Different Colors
  • Oregon Trail: Let's Go Back Home! - Wyatt Dogsalmon
  • Dead or Alive: Schrödinger's Cat - @Gen_Cooley
  • These were pretty funny, i think the best is the Tetris 2 one.

    The best part is that Tetris 2 totally exists.

    That is no longet part of the Tetris canon now that the real Tetris 2 has been announced..

    #18 Posted by algertman (871 posts) -

    Super Skeet Fighter 2 Turbo

    #19 Posted by Sammo21 (4219 posts) -

    @CptBedlam:

    I think a better name would be Bed Space 2: No One Can Hear You Cream....

    #20 Posted by Milkman (18005 posts) -

    @MikeGosot: I'm glad whoever made that included "(Mass Effect 2)" otherwise there's no way I would get the reference.

    #21 Posted by Pepsiman (2768 posts) -

    @LordAndrew: As long as Hatris' place in the overall Tetris canon isn't disrupted by this newcomer, I can live with this change.

    #22 Edited by bybeach (5189 posts) -

    @Dagbiker said:

    @bybeach said:

    I'd play Cortanas Holo Brothel...well I'm lonely. She is kind of hot when she isn't being snippy.

    A few of those were genuinely funny, like the 'Dead or Alive, Schroedinger's Cat'. Most of them, well like someone is saying interesting because of source and material.

    Thats a good point, granted I dont know anything about Halo, but why would you program an AI construct to give you attitude.

    Cortana if I understand right is the consciousness of a human injected into cyberspace .. digitalized so to speak. And from what I gather she wasn't very mellow going into it, and hasn't improved by being stuck and carried around in a little box. Purty though..she seems to have developed her bustline and figure through each iteration of Halo.I think she started off near middle aged... a mature woman in other words. Least ways again when she started...

    #23 Posted by magellan (80 posts) -

    Skyrim

    #24 Posted by believer258 (12964 posts) -

    @bybeach said:

    @Dagbiker said:

    @bybeach said:

    I'd play Cortanas Holo Brothel...well I'm lonely. She is kind of hot when she isn't being snippy.

    A few of those were genuinely funny, like the 'Dead or Alive, Schroedinger's Cat'. Most of them, well like someone is saying interesting because of source and material.

    Thats a good point, granted I dont know anything about Halo, but why would you program an AI construct to give you attitude.

    Cortana if I understand right is the consciousness of a human injected into cyberspace .. digitalized so to speak. And from what I gather she wasn't very mellow going into it, and hasn't improved by being stuck and carried around in a little box. Purty though..she seems to have developed her bustline and figure through each iteration of Halo.I think she started off near middle aged... a mature woman in other words. Least ways again when she started...

    No, not at all. Cortana is an AI who Dr. Halsey programmed, or at least had a hand in the creation of. She's not "someone's consciousness", she's a computer program. Only, she keeps learning and learning and learning and developed a personality and look and (I believe) self-awareness. No one made her to have an attitude, she just developed one as part of her personality.

    No, computers don't work like this. Don't ask. It's fiction.

    #25 Posted by castermhief117 (782 posts) -

    Mass Ass-sex? 
     
    Anybody? No? :(

    #26 Edited by ThatIndianGuy7116 (279 posts) -

    Gears of Whore (I can't believe no one has said that yet)

    Booty-netta (I didn't think of that name myself, that was from Jon Carnage at Destructoid)

    Super Mario's Hos

    The Legend of Zelda: Link's in her Ass

    UFC Undisputed....but with, like, no clothes....

    Also, that list is actually pretty funny. I mean, I knew he was funny, but I didn't realize how funny Conan truly was.

    #27 Posted by clush (508 posts) -

    Duke Nukem Forever

    There's a couple of good ones on that list... i giggled.

    #28 Posted by Gamer_152 (14299 posts) -

    I think this thread is a little too spammy and skirting too close to our rules about sexually overt content. The original post features very little original text and asks users to basically post sleazy one-liners. I'm locking this.

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