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Incomprehensible Lego - The Dark Project
The creators of Echochrome and Amnesia The Dark Descent team up with Traveler's Tales to create a new IP.
Create a game from the Video Game Name Generator!
"The Secret Weapon of the Batman Feud"
I dare to even ponder what kind of horrible death machine would emerge from a feud of Batmen.
Quiet Dwarf Tycoon
"Create a Dwarven Empire without waking the babies! After a terrible accident in the mountain kingdom of Dwarftopia, you and your band of Dwarves have settled a new town in the Golden Mountains. Space is limited however, and you need to repopulate the Dwarven Race. Manage both Gold-mining and childcare in this zany combination of simulation in over 70 intense levels. You must decide how to deal with raucous Dwarves, lest you ruin your plans for repopulation. Do you execute troublesome miners and risk riots, or be more lenient and risk wild, drunken singing? Either way, there will be Dwarves!"
This program is always great:
Religious Axe Posse:
You play an anachronistic gang of religious crusaders who learn to find love and friendship while hacking their enemies to pieces.
Bewildering Bong Simulator:
Presumably, you simulate sitting in the basement screwing around with your friends. Then you go out and buy a lot of bad food no one has any business eating... It's bewildering!
Dig and explore underground to find marines who have gone rogue and become pirates!
Surprise Indian Dudes
The Surprise Indian Dudes (or SID, as they like to be called) are the masters of stealth and surprise. Become a true lord of surprise in a variety of missions, ranging from birthday parties to assassinations!
Unpleasant Cowboy - Hot Pursuit
The HOTTEST cowboy porn game ever made.
Save Yourself from the Worm Shack
Escape the dreaded Worm Shack before you get eaten alive by the giant, toxic worms!
Retro Disco Exhibition
If you miss disco, this dance game's got you covered.
Hitler's Balloon 2K
Adolf Hitler, Albert Speer and Lenny Riefenstahl (and special celebrity guest Mr. T) are having a pleasant Balloon ride over the recently annexed Poland, when Hitler accidentally triggers some residual cult magic that he mistakenly put on his sandwich instead of peanut butter. The three are whisked through time to a retro-futuristic year 2000. At first it appears to be a character-action game in which you select one of our 4 heroes to help fix the failing economy of future Germany by killing mechanized bunny rabbits and salvaging them for parts. However, it slowly becomes clear that it is actually a real-time strategy game about systematically wiping out every last mechanized bunny rabbit. Hitler and company order their troops around from the safety of the balloon, occasionally dropping down to sign a peace treaty and then not honor it.
The final boss battle is a highly experimental piece of multiplayer gaming, in which a player of Lincolnforce is pitted against Hitler's forces. If Abraham Lincoln Riding Luchadeer wins the battle, then the mechanized rabbits will make him their king, but eventually become so dependent on him that they are little more than mindless Bunny Rabbit zombies, with no means or will to be independent. If Hitler and his balloon win, the bunnies all die.
-Mary Kate and Ashley's Wedding Underworld
Venture in the world of stupid ex teen celebrities wedding ceremonies as you delve into the preparations that lead to these joyful events... OR ARE THEY??discover the dark nature of said celebrities while you fight for survival, battle horrid aberrations such as Justin Beiber, will you last Mary Kate's wedding party? will Ashley rip your heart out and roast it? it all depends on YOU.
wedding day will never be the same, 11/11/11.
-Narcoleptic Weight Loss Dystopia
February 2150, the world enjoys a prosperous phase where everyone is thin and happy due to the advancements of Narcoleptic weight loss substances, unfortunately said happiness was short lived...Explore a Dystopian world full of mutated thin freaks that for no apparent reason want to kill you, the last fat person on earth, while you unveil a dark conspiracy set to turn society upside down, use unhealthy foods as weapons such as the rapid french fries launcher and the terrible bigMac ravager.
www.fatftw.com
- Bizarro Chef vs. Capcom
Did you ever wanted to see what Mega Man would cook under extreme pressure? well now you can!!The dreadful Bizarro Chef put's your favorite capcom characters to work on his kitchen, they must please his exotic tastes OR DIE.
Fight against the clock to create several dishes, chose from a wide range of Capcom characters such as Dante who can turn into a demon for no particular reason or Mega Man that can blast everything to hell (he still haves to cook stuff regardless though).
For those people who are sick of both Call of Duty and NHL games.
Drug-Induced Terrorist Chase
Smokedawg420 approves!
Night of the Horse Racing All-Stars:
Obviously a racing game that begins with a very close win by champion horse racer: Jerry Fitzgerry. But, apparently after a night of partying he went back to the stables to find his horse's head cut off. Now, he has to, first, find out who did this, and then find and train a better horse so that he can participate in next weeks race.
With booze, betrayal, mystery, and firefights (Oh and racing) horse racing has NEVER been this exciting!
Michael Jackson's College Hunt
Canned to avoid controversy.Black Turtle Family
Canned to avoid controversy.
Kinky Crowbar Hero
Canned in lieu of Activision's break from "-Hero" games.
Master Chief's Shock - The Gathering Storm
Confirmed collectible card game starring popular Halo characters. Takes place in an alternate fantasy universe where Master Chief is a powerful warlock. The Halo is a giant, living Ouroboros in space.
@rawrsair: Don't forget the Crumpet Weaponisation Initiative.
The Lego-fied return of a raunchy classic.
Double Amish - The Lost Levels
Bartholemew and Jebediah kick technological arse to save Barthy's plain but homely girlfriend. Wii exclusive barn-raising levels.
Inappropriate Sodoku Man
The solution to every puzzle is 8008135
My Little Harpoon Rangers
Hasbro's attempt at breaching the Japanese market by having little girls spear ugly giant sea mammals... for science!
Super Sexy Wizard Armageddon
I'm a wizard, and this game is super fucked up if you get what I'm sayin', bro.
Magical Gnome Dynasty
The story following the protagonist gnome Nipulp, on his quest to defeat the Evil Pixie Larry who dwells in the deepest cavern below the great pyramid. During his travels he encounters many difficulties including battles against Mummies, Dwarves, and many other enemies.This suprising MMO is charming in its way, not only does it have the cutness of a garden gnome but it also has the sensless killing of anybody you want to really...
It's a 'LITTLE' adventure...
It's the same Dead or Alive fun but for heavier set people!!!
Tiger Woods: Bimbo Horde
It's a Tiger Woods adventure game where you must sneak out of the house and go to your girlfriend's house without your wife catching you. In and about the main game there will be mini game golf tournaments that you have to play in. Although it is a single player focused game, a multiplayer game mode will be available through DLC. Basically, a one vs. one style game where one controls Tiger, only armed with his fists and the other controls his wife, armed with a 9 iron.
No joke, these are the two games I got on my first two tries...
Downtown Monkey Bandits
Following the events of that dumbs james franco movie about the planet of the apes, a sub species of apes, monkeys, develop and due to racism towards their species they decide to hit the apes hard by robbing multiple banks full of bananas across the globe. You'll spend most of the game searching for a team before, in the final act, rob the banks
Inspired by Trash Panic, this puzzle game finds you in the stomach of a Morbidly Obese Person (Mop) as he devours Mexican food. As he engorges burritos, chimichangas, fajitas, corn cake, and more, you must constantly apply stomach acid to break the food down. But watch out! If indigestion sets in you need to apply antacids because it'll be game over if Mop vomits.
Now available on Wiiware.
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