With my right hand currently incapacitated I need some games to play while recovering. Preferably games that are better while high on a variety of painkillers.
A) Anything you can play solely with a mouse. Get used to using one with your left hand!
B) Game Boy/Game Boy Advance emulator. I once managed to play Metroid Fusion with one hand on a keyboard, though I don't remember precisely how and I didn't beat it that way.
C) Turn based games especially.
Preferably games that are better while high on a variety of painkillers.
If I weren't at work I'd link you to Stroker, but unfortunately I'm not going to risk that for a bad joke. You'll just have to place one here yourself.
The Internet, I guess? That's like a game. Plenty of mobile games can be played mono-a-mano, too.
visual novels? and you can speak japanese so you probably have a better selection than the rest of us
Getting those installed usually takes two hands, in my experience.
Turn based strategy, maybe an older RPG. Basically, anything that you can take your sweet time doing. Also, you can get really good at strategy games while on drugs, and then you'll be a master when you're actually coherent. That's how it works, right?
Grim Fandango that shit.
Oh and excuse my morbid curiosity but how did you crush it? (if you don't mind me asking)
I was running for the bus and the driver didn't see me so the door shut on my hand.
Thanks for all the suggestions, guys.