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#1 Edited by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -
#2 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4154 posts) -

:?

#3 Edited by jimmyfenix (3829 posts) -
#4 Posted by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -

#5 Edited by Milkman (16526 posts) -
#6 Posted by alternate (2682 posts) -

@milkman said:

What the fuck am I reading

an archive of usenet posts, from the late 90's by the look of it.

#7 Edited by Sanity (1891 posts) -
#8 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

@milkman said:

What the fuck am I reading

an archive of usenet posts, from the late 90's by the look of it.

Well, its been, repurposed.

#9 Posted by N7 (3573 posts) -

Is this some sort of roleplaying fanfiction forum for Giant Bomb staff?

#10 Posted by Sanity (1891 posts) -

@n7 said:

Is this some sort of roleplaying fanfiction forum for Giant Bomb staff?

Thats what i was thinking but the dates on this stuff makes me think it was actually them 14-15 years ago...

#11 Posted by 5Figh (172 posts) -

woah these guys were way cooler 15 years ago

#12 Edited by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -

@n7 said:

Is this some sort of roleplaying fanfiction forum for Giant Bomb staff?

THIS IS THE GIANT BOMB STAFF, i think in the 2000s

@milkman said:

What the fuck am I reading

EDIT: Okay, this is amazing.

THIS ^^^^

#13 Posted by N7 (3573 posts) -

@sanity said:

@n7 said:

Is this some sort of roleplaying fanfiction forum for Giant Bomb staff?

Thats what i was thinking but the dates on this stuff makes me think it was actually them 14-15 years ago...

Man, these guys used to post some hard shit back in the day. I want to party with 00 Alex!

#14 Posted by BlackLagoon (1382 posts) -

Next someone will dig up Jeff's deep dark past as a Kibologist...

#15 Edited by Ben_H (3310 posts) -

> Can they really see through my walls? What can I do to protect myself?

Wrap your entire body in tinfoil.

Luckily, I've been doing this for years, so they don't know any of MY sekrit

plans.

Especially the one about the trucks that turn into robots.

source: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.sports.gerstmann/WuPERd1AHMo

They haven't changed a bit it appears.

#16 Posted by TruthTellah (8533 posts) -

http://i.minus.com/iUbxAmf84tMYH.gif

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/15/150753/2379004-jeff_headshake.gif

#17 Posted by Capum15 (4809 posts) -

Oh god, this is crazy.

"you can never drink "enough" cough syrup." - Ryan Davis. He was truly a wise man.

#18 Posted by Jams (2959 posts) -
Jeff Gerstmann 10/17/99

I just sold a bunch of CDs to one of those used CD places and got like

$190...

AND I RIPPED ALL THE CDs INTO MP3s FIRST! WHO WINS, MOTHERFUCKER?

WHO FUCKING WINS?

--
Jeff Gerstmann
http://www.wco.com/~jeffg/

We win Jeff. We win.

#19 Posted by MocBucket62 (1151 posts) -

These guys were even crazie back then compared to now. Man these guys knew how to party (yet they probably still do).

#20 Edited by joey (980 posts) -
#21 Posted by TruthTellah (8533 posts) -
#22 Posted by Sanity (1891 posts) -

Its like i found a hole in time or something, also wheres Tim Tracy at now days? I remember him from gamespot, but not sure if hes still in the industry.

#23 Edited by Jams (2959 posts) -

Anger is my business and business is good.

#24 Posted by TruthTellah (8533 posts) -

@sanity said:

Its like i found a hole in time or something, also wheres Tim Tracy at now days? I remember him from gamespot, but not sure if hes still in the industry.

No one really knows what happened to Tim Tracy.

Unless you visit his tumblr. http://thrashcowboy666.tumblr.com/

#25 Posted by CaLe (3910 posts) -

They must have gotten it all out of their systems and that's what turned them into the men they were and continue to be.

#27 Edited by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -
#28 Edited by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -
#29 Posted by Capum15 (4809 posts) -
#30 Posted by Jams (2959 posts) -

IN THE CAN IN THE CAN IN THE CAN IN THE CAN IN THE CAN IN THE CAN IN THE MUTHA FUCK'EN CAN

#31 Edited by BaconGames (3291 posts) -

Welp I know what I'm doing for the next few hours.

EDIT: Now I've realized how compelling decades old spam messages are to read. Oh man, send a check or money order of just $7.95 to a PO box in New Jersey to get a list of probably shady companies that will sell you cable TV descramblers! This is the best.

#32 Edited by Zeik (2222 posts) -
#33 Edited by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -

"Don't scream or i'll have to put a sock in your mouth, i don't really want to get kicked out"

I love it

#34 Edited by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

GREATEST. FUCKING. THING. EVER.

#35 Posted by SilentPredator (127 posts) -
#37 Posted by BaconGames (3291 posts) -
#38 Posted by DrGreatJob (127 posts) -
#39 Posted by punkxblaze (2957 posts) -
#41 Posted by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -

So much dumb shit i've rummaged through.

#42 Edited by BaconGames (3291 posts) -

@bigjeffrey said:

So much dumb shit i've rummaged through.

Excluding Jeff and Ryan from it, this is by far my favorite so far: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.sports.gerstmann/iwZeazgV72k

I posted a link earlier but deleted it once I realized it had different lists of (presumably) real names and addresses. I found one without those and it is amazing. I really want a shirt with CASH.txt on it.

EDIT: After reading through 4+ variations on that message, I found this hilarious: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.sports.gerstmann/QZ2lrvp6cG0

#43 Edited by joey (980 posts) -

#44 Posted by Aegon (5401 posts) -

These guys are fucked up.

#45 Edited by Pudge (865 posts) -

This is glorious stuff, and proof that Giant Bomb is and always will be the best website. Never change gentlemen.

#46 Edited by bigjeffrey (4778 posts) -

#47 Posted by Alex (1969 posts) -

Oh hell...

Staff
#48 Edited by Korwin (2828 posts) -

@alex said:

Oh hell...

The internet has a memory like a hot Neon Cyber Elephant... Neo Cyberphant.

#49 Posted by Alex (1969 posts) -

@korwin said:

@alex said:

Oh hell...

The internet has a memory like a hot Neon Cyber Elephant... Neo Cyberphant.

Yeah. Really should have seen this one coming. So be it.

Staff
#50 Posted by Korwin (2828 posts) -

@alex: On the plus side you could auction off the Gerstmann sodomy clown at childs play, you know... for the children.