Dave's Top 10 List Of Books From His Bookshelf That Should Be Made Into A Game

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Stay Gold Ponyboy!
Stay Gold Ponyboy!
10. Jay Mohr - Gasping for Airtime

You're a sometimes funny comic that must win the heart of a mean TV producer. There's only one problem, this stage is underwater.


You are Ponyboy, a half-man, half-tiny-horse that loses your golden luster should you not collect Sonic-style gold rings in ambitious and unique ways.


It's a lot like Bob's game, but with Ender.


This game is a straight cross of Oregon Trails meets Leisure Suit Larry.


You're a sometimes funny comic that must attempt to fit into a pair of leather pants with varying success over a span of a 40-hour story-arc.


One part Army of Two, one part Interstate '76. It's your job to cruise across the country with your buddy picking up a varied amount of power-ups  while being very bro-ey.


You're an alien from Mars that tries to "Grok" people. Depending upon what moral choices you make, this either means kill or fuck.

3. Robert Jordan - The Wheel of Time

It's like every other RPG except this game never ends and just repeats the same mini-boss fight over and over.


This game was has already been made. It's called EVE: Online. BioShock is its sequel.


Like the books, this game doesn't really take place in the Star Wars universe. You and your "robot" fight against the evil "Sorcerer" while drinking smooth malt liquor.
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#1  Edited By snide
Stay Gold Ponyboy!
Stay Gold Ponyboy!
10. Jay Mohr - Gasping for Airtime

You're a sometimes funny comic that must win the heart of a mean TV producer. There's only one problem, this stage is underwater.


You are Ponyboy, a half-man, half-tiny-horse that loses your golden luster should you not collect Sonic-style gold rings in ambitious and unique ways.


It's a lot like Bob's game, but with Ender.


This game is a straight cross of Oregon Trails meets Leisure Suit Larry.


You're a sometimes funny comic that must attempt to fit into a pair of leather pants with varying success over a span of a 40-hour story-arc.


One part Army of Two, one part Interstate '76. It's your job to cruise across the country with your buddy picking up a varied amount of power-ups  while being very bro-ey.


You're an alien from Mars that tries to "Grok" people. Depending upon what moral choices you make, this either means kill or fuck.

3. Robert Jordan - The Wheel of Time

It's like every other RPG except this game never ends and just repeats the same mini-boss fight over and over.


This game was has already been made. It's called EVE: Online. BioShock is its sequel.


Like the books, this game doesn't really take place in the Star Wars universe. You and your "robot" fight against the evil "Sorcerer" while drinking smooth malt liquor.
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#2  Edited By Coltonio7

Eh, Ender's Game seems a little obvious.

Everything else though, pure gold.

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#3  Edited By Pie

Stop making fun of all our favourite lists on the forums.

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Grok.

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#5  Edited By ht101

Another great list and thanks for making my April Fool's Day so much better.  Time to twitter some of this shit up.

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#6  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

Haha... brilliant stuff!  I'm all about a Webster's Dictionary video game.  I'd buy that for a dollar.

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#7  Edited By Endogene

They made a wheel of time game if I am not mistaking.

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#8  Edited By JoelTGM

Oh, right it's april fools day, that's why everything is crazy here.  I don't read books so I guess I can't say anything more.

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#9  Edited By snide

@Endogene


They did. I actually own it. It's a FPS based off the original Unreal engine. It's not very good.
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#10  Edited By ahoodedfigure

Yeah, EVE Online is totally a good example for that :)

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#11  Edited By RHCPfan24

On The Road is a great book and that would be some book. I like the Army of Two pitch.

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#12  Edited By gbrading

"East of Eden"? I could not see how that could make a game at all! And "On the Road"? Totally impossible, I hardly know what's going on as it is. I want a Catch-22 game, and every level you play as a different character. Plus, it is actually impossible to complete.

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#13  Edited By kennybaese

Lando FTW!!!

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#15  Edited By 2k_fish

Number 4 is probably the most hilarious thing I've heard in months.

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#16  Edited By Claude

Stranger in a Strange Land was about a human raised by Martians... duh, still liked to "GroK" people though.

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#17  Edited By breadfan
snide said:
5. Jack Kerouac - On the Road

One part Army of Two, one part Interstate '76. It's your job to cruise across the country with your buddy picking up a varied amount of power-ups  while being very bro-ey.
+1 for including Keroauc
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#18  Edited By Jtan21

I love it. #1 is deserving because of the rich smooth taste of a Colt 45, mm good.

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#19  Edited By Jayge_

Ender's game is getting an XBLA release, in the form of a battleroom shooter. Urgh. By Chair Entertainment, I think.

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#20  Edited By gosukiller

To me, The Sword of Truth Series (Terry Goodkind) and The Song of fire and ice (George R R Martin) sound like perfect series to get turned into games.

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#21  Edited By ArbitraryWater
3. Robert Jordan - The Wheel of Time

It's like every other RPG except this game never ends and just repeats the same mini-boss fight over and over.

This is the best choice ever. I forgive you for your RPG list/
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#23  Edited By hatking

Ender's Game could be a pretty badass game...I mean not a literal translation of the book, but the game they play in the book(name escapes me) would be pretty awesome in video game form.

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#24  Edited By darkstorn

Interesting list.
I gotta say, though, that 'grokking' in Stranger in a Strange Land had nothing to do with physically changing them. Grokking is just complete understanding of a person or concept. It's very deep.
And also, Ayn Rand is an awful writer. If you've actually played through the game, you know that the game is a criticism of Rand's philosophy, because the libertarian utopia portrayed in the game didn't work, despite Andrew Ryan's efforts.

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#25  Edited By PureRok

WHEEL OF TIME! YES! DO IT!

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#26  Edited By Giantkitty

Would Catcher in the Rye be the first GTA? Remember when he wouldn't pay that prostitute?

Oliver Twist could be a Cooking mama rip off, except with gruel.

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#27  Edited By natural_deadhead

I love Ender's game

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#28  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

there was all ready a wheel of time game built on the UE engine.

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#29  Edited By zoozilla

Your interpretation of [i]Stranger in a Strange Land[/i] could work as a massive BioWare RPG or summin.

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#30  Edited By RenegadeSaint

"You are Ponyboy, a half-man, half-tiny-horse that loses your golden luster should you not collect Sonic-style gold rings in ambitious and unique ways."

Show me where to sign and I'll publish it with my life savings.

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#31  Edited By Media_Master

nice #1

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#32  Edited By Suicrat
Darkstorn said:
"Interesting list.I gotta say, though, that 'grokking' in Stranger in a Strange Land had nothing to do with physically changing them. Grokking is just complete understanding of a person or concept. It's very deep.And also, Ayn Rand is an awful writer. If you've actually played through the game, you know that the game is a criticism of Rand's philosophy, because the libertarian utopia portrayed in the game didn't work, despite Andrew Ryan's efforts. "
Obviously you didn't understand the second half of the story if that's really what you think of Bioshock. Rapture failed because of the quest for power, not the recognition of self-interest as the mover of the world.



[SPOILER ALERT BELOW]

The conflict of the story is between two power-seeking political agents.

One who builds his life and dreams with his own strength, and tears them down with his own weaknesses (Andrew Ryan)
Another who amasses power by appealing to guilt and collective morality. He doesn't use his power any more responsibly than Ryan does. He tricks people. He is the Catholic Church and the Marxist movement combined.

The moral of the story is not "Ayn Rand is dumb and you should reject self-interest", the moral of the story is be vigilant, and understand how people are trying to manipulate yourself and others using guilt as an oppressive force.



[END TO SPOILERS]


But that's just one man's opinion


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#33  Edited By NinjaSquirrel

I lol'd at Atlas Shrugged and the Outsiders.

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#34  Edited By Kyle

Haha East of Eden video game ftw