Do you guys like games? (I have keys)

I have a few games to give out:
Indie Bundle V, Superbrothers, and Sims 3.

To make it more interesting, if you want a game, just @me with a joke. The joke itself doesn't have to be funny, just tell me one. First come, first serve.

@sexytoad What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless

I want to start an organization that combines the NAACP and mothers against drunk driving.

It's called mothers against the advancement of colored people.

@sexytoad Sims?

I'd like the Indie Bundle V.

What do you call a black man piloting an airplane?

A pilot, you fucking racist!

@sexytoad Why do old women never have sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Any of those games if there are any left. I am not picky =)

EDIT: Actually, I already have Superbrothers. I was thinking of another game.

@doc: I probably should have specified to ask the game you'll like. Are you okay with receiving Super Brothers?

Oh you. Sure thing, I'll send you a pm shortly.

and I will also send a pm towards your way!

Slightly too late, if I have any others keys laying around, I'll send you them. (No promises)

@sexytoad: Here is a joke I got a lot in the US

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

@sexytoad: Ha, no worries. I would prefer you just throw them back up for random grabs.

@sexytoad:

Q: Which video game character really sucks?

Edit: Looks like I'm too late (as usual).

Thanks for doing this!

I ain't funny.

@sexytoad Thats fine with me. Thanks!