Do you swim in the ocean or eat sea food?

Approximate volume of the ocean;

3.434 × 10²⁰ US gallons

So... I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck about whale semen. Heck, I'd be more worried about chemicals and waste.

But yes - I love tuna and swimming in the ocean isn't bad, but is something I'd only feel interested in doing if there were women folk in the party (call me a pig, but w/e - otherwise it isn't worth the itchiness).

ED: Also, it's an urban legend;

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm

Blue whales being the largest animals on the planet, it stands to reason that their reproductive organs ought to be of similarly impressive dimensions, and that is certainly the case. By one estimate, the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds apiece. But even packing 50 pounds of bollocks — the weight of an average-sized bulldog, if you need a benchmark — it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale (or any other creature on earth, for that matter) could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid at a time, or even one-tenth that amount.

(For yet another comparison, I found a credible source stating that the southern right whale — which has testicles even larger than the blue whale's, weighing in a half-a-ton apiece — produces about five gallons of ejaculate in a single mating session. Five gallons, not 500.)

I don't do whale hand jobs so I think I'll be fine.

Delicious.

I've heard many guys say that semen is good for your skin. So, why wouldn't I swim even -more- in the ocean after learning this?

@truthtellah said:

Wh... why and where have you heard so many... what?

I like to piss in the water I swim in.

I'm a danger man.

What?

Nothing. Just... nothing.

It was a joke based on what some men tell women.

It's true, that's why seawater is so salty.

Baron Von Flanagan ruined seafood for me.

Forget whale semen, you should be more concerned with me

bustin all kindzzz of nuts, all kindzzz

Oh yes. The sea is often cold in the summer, but I enjoy sea food every week. I'm from a coastal town after all.

I do sick elbow drops into the ocean.

@truthtellah: haha, I figured.

I just wanted to give you enough rope, as it were.

So you're saying whales sire a ton of bastards?

bigjeffrey IS at it again!, to the question hell to the yes.

That number is a bit ridiculous. A blue whale weighs in around 170 tonnes. 400 gallons is around 1500 liters, which presuming whale sperm is about the same density as water, weighs in at around 1.5 tonnes. That means it would ejaculate about .8% of it's weight in sperm. Supposing you are a healthy, adult male, weighing in around 170 pounds. That would be like you shooting 1.5 pounds of sperm in one load. The real world typically does not obey rules of hentai.

PROTEIN

I don't swim in the ocean and the only seafood I eat is fish. Not a fan of shellfish or muscles or whatever shit.

Fuck I hate the ocean.

I'd be more worried about the people who piss in pools.

The ocean is like some fucked up other dimension. I may as well eat shit from the Negative Zone. Fuck the ocean.

Where do you think human waste goes? Don't go swimming after a storm.

I'll swim where I want and eat what I want. Unless there's a shark in the water. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

Also you can't get pregnant if you do it in water. So that means there are probably more people doing it in the ocean, which means even more semen in the ocean, which means the ocean is even better for your skin!

I swim in public pools and water parks and those are much worse

In a way but at least there are no horrifying monsters lurking below.

They clean the fish before selling them in the market... I hope.

Where I live this is the most horrifying monster.

I think I'll survive.

I'm a fan of the ocean and sea food. When I was younger I spent a week on my grandparents' boat going to islands and fishing in the ocean. It was great.

now i wanna go to the beach every day

@scampbell said:

@mideonnviscera said:

@somedelicook said:

I swim in public pools and water parks and those are much worse

In a way but at least there are no horrifying monsters lurking below.

Where I live this is the most horrifying monster.

I think I'll survive.

They're probably rapists or something.

Wait, it's a joke?

I fucked up.

Got to get that protein while working out.

So every time a whale ejaculates the ocean's concentration of whale semen increases by 0.0000000000000000113%? I think I'll be ok, more seafood please!

Luckily I swim and fish in an area where the closest thing to a whale is a whale shark (I fish around the Florida side of the Gulf of Mexico). So I think I'll by okay.

When I eat sushi, I figure the fish spent all his money on lottery tickets.

I always suspected I was a slut...

For some reason, when I saw the title on this thread I thought it was going to be an either/or question. Thank goodness I'm not being forced to choose.

No because i don't really like the beach and i think seafood is disgusting.

I guess that's why they call them... sperm whales!

(because of the sperm in semen)

All I know is there is nothing more luxurious then sitting on a seat made of whale-penis leather. Whale penis leather is the most expensive leather you can buy, and when you sit on it your are LITERALLY sitting on a whales penis....and you spent millions to do so.

Cmon, man! Haha.

Still can't flag polls, lame.

I can't swim, and most of the water around Ireland is polluted as fuck

So no/no

So, pollen is tree sperm. When they're pollinating and all that stuff gets on your car you're looking at tree ejaculate. Does that stop you from breathing.

I hate sea food, hate it. Also i live quite a bit away from the closest ocean and have never even been to one.

It does now.