DUEDZ! Help me pick out a new laptop!

This will be a little tricky if your outside of the UK, which the vast majority of Bombers are. I've got £430 max. Criteria I'm looking for is: 

• At least 2 GB ram
•  Ideally 2 GHz cpu or more
• 15-17 inch screen 
• Not a crappy make, like Acer
• Windows 7 

Might I suggest a Lenovo Thinkpad? Excellent build quality. You'll be hard pressed to find a more reliable machine.

•  Ideally 2 GHz cpu or more

You know what, you should buy my one! It's a steal! It great if you don't like going outdoors or anywhere that's a meter and a half from a power socket. It's also great if you're favorite game is solitaire! Fun right? Being hard of hearing is also a bonus especially if when you put a disc in the drive, that thing spins so fast I swear it'll send a DVD back in time one of these days.
 
So what do ya say? Save you're money on some fancy pants shiny thing and grab this great economy model!
 
Ps. I'll even throw in a little bit of asian porn scattered around the hard drive in all the folders marked 'Tax Returns' and 'Important system files, Do not Touch'.

Urgh, do not buy laptops. Not cheap enough for internet and word processing, not powerful enough for gaming. Buy a really good netbook with that money, or save it for a desktop.