Funny names you give characters in games. (OLD)

Come on, we've all done this before: name a character something immature, like Ass or Shit, so every character in the world would end up saying things like, "Hey, ass!" or, "Oh, shit!" So I thought I'd start a thread dedicated specifically to all the dumb names you've given characters in video games. However, one suggestion: BE CREATIVE. I don't think we all want to see a thread full of Fucks and Assholes. Let me start things off and set the mood: in Pokemon Red, I decided that I'd name my rival Sexy. Why? This 100% unaltered, real pic:

I bought DiRT 2 today.
 
My driver's name is Shitmuncher McAnus.

I called my character Gary and my arch-nemesis Ash in Pokemon Yellow.  I thought the portrayal of Gary in both the games and in the cartoon were very one sided.

I like to name all my animal characters Paul that way when I see it above them I here Adam West saying " a___ named Paul that's just silly Paul is a human's name, who names their _____Paul"

I name my video game characters after video game characters

Savvon Drugs. Thats the name my roommate gave his blitz II character.

Dude

I once called my rival in one of the pokemon games "Douchebag."

I named my guy in Demon's Souls Chexmixica. :P

" Dude "

i name my characters like poop and penis. i'm not creative so i usually name them things like that.

I just make them up on the spot and can never remember ones I made up any significant amount of time ago.  Most recently, I made a dwarf warrior on Dragon Age and named him "And My Axe" and named his dog "And My Dog"

If I can name characters in my party I'll name them people after I know. It's pretty funny, "Blitz was bitten by a snake and died". If I can only name the main protagonist then I'll go with my other name Ricardo Machete. It's always funny when people call him Ricardo-san or Machete-kun in Persona 4.

Machete-kun...that's great.
 
Thinking about it, "Me" would lead to some pretty good results in something like Pokemon.

My old WoW characters were called Manko, which is basically Japanese for "C*#t" and a Druid called Almeja, which is portugese for clam and slang for pussy. Had a Priest called Quenga but I can't remember what that was, something rude. 
 
Also had Hunters called Dave and Spaggidge. Had Gnomes called Littlebuggar and Littlefecker as well. Err Shamen called Minjeeta, i think thats it...
Basically tried to get the worst names I could within Blizz's profanity system.
 
Probably my finest achievement was making a guild and arena Group called "coming in your face"
 
Other than that my dog characters in Dragon Age and Torchlight are called Turd. Non-online games i'm not arsed with, as noone sees them anyway.

By default, I'll generally try to name my animal pets in games with the suffix of "christ." 
 
"Puppychrist," "Rhinochrist," "Ponychrist..." 
 
I have no idea why, but it makes their names way more amusing to me.

Thought of another one whilst watching South Park: name your character Snarf Snarf and pretend you're in Thundercats :P.

I once called my character in Pokemon yellow blacky. And i called my character in dragon age fagala

My friend named Link in Wind Waker Fridgeman.

I usually name characters Borris. But occasionally I will give them stupid name too. I called my dog in Dragon Age Meatbag, thats about it.

" By default, I'll generally try to name my animal pets in games with the suffix of "christ."  "Puppychrist," "Rhinochrist," "Ponychrist..."  I have no idea why, but it makes their names way more amusing to me. "

My very favorite was when I was just coming into good gaming, I remember playing Final Fantasy II (IV)
And naming the twin wizards "Fuck" & "You"  (I was about 10)
Then for the rest of the game (that their in) The text would constantly be saying things like
"Fuck, You come on hurry up"
"You, Fuck quick use your magic"
 
I loved that game....

I called my friend's save file in the original Legend of Zelda "ASSFUCK".
 
Also, I tend to name my characters after Kevin Smith characters: Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, etc.

This thread is why I love the Internet and the wonderful people who use it.
 
Well, at least in threads like these.

" @AnimZero said:

" By default, I'll generally try to name my animal pets in games with the suffix of "christ."  "Puppychrist," "Rhinochrist," "Ponychrist..."  I have no idea why, but it makes their names way more amusing to me. "

I do exactly the same, but with rude words, like Pikadick, or Assachu and follow through with all of them.  I am puerile like that.  For human characters, I just go historical, like Hitler, he was my nemesis in Pokemon once.  I is stupid, but it does amuse at the time. "

" I think i named Tifa ''Tits4Brains'' during one playthrough. "

Fucker, Whore, Bitch and You cockmonger are my staples in games where I don't care about my character. Especially amusing in Mario Tennis Advance, were characters refer to you by name constantly. "Nice one, Bitch!"

Also, after the Endurance Run I have started to name my characters with variations of Charlie Tunoku. The last one I remember is Charlotte Tuna from Bladestorm.

when I played persona 3 after persona 4 I called everyone their persona 4 equal.
like junpei I called yoske

I don't usually name my characters anything funny, but whoever owned the copy of Pokemon Pearl I bought at Gamestop named all of their Pokemon after STDs.

I never give my characters names like that, I find the novelty wears off far too quickly and it gets in the way of the dialogue.

Just logged into my old World of Warcraft account. Also had Chars called Scrotem, Tweezerwank and Git.
 
Don't know how I Got away with them! All low level though.

Steve usally comes into my head when naming characters. I named my characters in FF8, my first name then gave a number after it, this is not advisable for such a game, can get slightly confusing in parts. Last but not least my dog in dragon age is called Superdog20, other than those I tend to leave them as their default name so I dont get personally attached..........

AssCancer is usually one of my first character names in games I don't take too seriously. Charles Bronson is always fun, as well.

It's entertaining to name your characters Gunther. Especially if it's a female character.

I'm boring, I usually name my character after myself..

I knew a guy who called his character cumscythe. that's hot

I named Tidus from FFX "MegRyan."

Silly Italian names are usually a good silly name to attribute to your character.

I name all my male RPG characters Mark Wahlberg, unless I don't have room for the name, then I just name them Mark and just pretend their last name is Wahlberg.

Harry P. Ness

I usually name my characters after overweight/random famous people, such as my old Siren named Rosie O'Donnell in Borderlands or my skater in Skate 2 being Keanu Reeves.