#1 Posted by Weegee (9 posts) -

Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 4. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.

#2 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Some day I'll find myself a woman like that, but to you good friend... enjoy your GameStop girl. And a hot plate.

#3 Posted by BlackWaterCO (1574 posts) -

BAN NOW

9th Spam topic and counting

#4 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

*Cries* touching


HAHA, this is great man.

#5 Edited by MB (12288 posts) -
BlackWaterCO said:
"BAN NOW

9th Spam topic and counting"

The OP has only made three posts total.
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#6 Posted by Ghost_of_Perdition (735 posts) -

So...


Did you at least get her number?

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#7 Posted by Sharkboy242 (8 posts) -

Pics or GTFO

#8 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1915 posts) -

Good combination of romantics and game references though.

#9 Posted by ParanoidFreak (1461 posts) -

That story sounds like a poem, A+ for you my friend.

#10 Posted by elektrixx (308 posts) -

Haha, that was beautiful.

You're crazy.

#11 Posted by IHeartUnicornsAndRainbows (91 posts) -

You should impress her with dance moves

  

#12 Posted by DARKIDO07 (876 posts) -

*Performs Jokers magic trick on myself.* Is it just me or is the spam starting to get a wee bit out of control?

#13 Posted by DARKIDO07 (876 posts) -

*Performs Jokers magic trick on myself.* Is it just me or is the spam starting to get a wee bit out of control?

#14 Posted by sdodd02 (722 posts) -

haha, very very nice,  loved it.

#15 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -

She's a DUDE

#16 Edited by Kevin (369 posts) -

*Tears up* Wow. God speed, good sir.



This story would be terrible if it ended in him being rejected :[

#17 Posted by Clean (2356 posts) -

Wow you fucking killed it

#18 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -
BlackWaterCO said:
"BAN NOW

9th Spam topic and counting"
You've gotta chill BlackWater
#19 Posted by NihonTiger (62 posts) -

Good luck, dude. :)