gears 3 story details leaked

 i had to sleep with cliffyb (they dont call him dude huge for nothing) and he told me this:

the game takes 5 years after 2, with fenix suffering the effects of advanced aging due to all the botox injections. him and dom have formed an underground group to fight the locust, and have adopted a child.

one day they get a visit from colonel hoffman who tells them that carmine has taken over bairds body due to a lung transplant and they have to stop them. along the way they meet anya who is working for the UN on the hunt for carmine.

along the way fenix is aided by a cyborg ninja who is revealed to be cole, then after carmine/baird dies fenix and dom are happily wed, and have 7 kids before ann coulterbecomes president and has them executed.

Sounds True.

:O sounds like a sexy game.  i heard that cliffy B has some STD's i think u should go check yourself out. they should make it so dom should make a fight club. it would be cool. they would be the most jacked dudes and say "the rules of fight club are there are no rules and u don't talk about fight club.". it would be kick ass game.

Marcus does seem to have had some plastic surgery
His face looks like baby cheeks

"  i had to sleep with cliffyb (they dont call him dude huge for nothing) and he told me this:the game takes 5 years after 2, with fenix suffering the effects of advanced aging due to all the botox injections. him and dom have formed an underground group to fight the locust, and have adopted a child. one day they get a visit from colonel hoffman who tells them that carmine has taken over bairds body due to a lung transplant and they have to stop them. along the way they meet anya who is working for the UN on the hunt for carmine. along the way fenix is aided by a cyborg ninja who is revealed to be cole, then after carmine/baird dies fenix and dom are happily wed, and have 7 kids before ann coulterbecomes president and has them executed. 
 
Some of those story elements sound similar to a different game that i really like ;) 
And any cyborg ninja is alright with me :O

If you're playing GoW3 for the story, then you haven't played enough good games.

How was Cliffy in bed

I HEARD THAT THERE WOULD BE TITS N MONSTERS?

Thread should be locked.

You might want to get tested. Dude Huge gets all kind of strange tail on the road, it's best to be safe.

" Thread should be locked. "

We have a butt load of mods, but this hasn't been locked yet in 5 hours...
 
I don't get it.

" @AlwaysAngry said:

" Thread should be locked. "

 It should. I tried flagging earlier but it seems my karma's at zero. "

A literary masterpiece that must be preserved and unspoilt for all to see in years to come.