Gertsmann VS Sessler - General Discussion

#1 Edited by hungrynun (442 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

While one is a show host they are both still considered press.

Who do you think will win in a fight

TO THE DEATH

#2 Posted by piecat (384 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.

#3 Posted by hungrynun (442 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Don't count out speed over brawn!

#4 Posted by pyromaniac (1703 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

piecat said:

"A fight? I say Jeff, for the weight difference.
"

amen brother...Jeff.G would just sit on him, I have trust in our leader

#5 Posted by MB (9885 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Even though wiry little guys like Adam Sessler can be surprisingly tough fighters, I'd have to give the edge to Jeff on this one.

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#6 Posted by DarkLegend (1387 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff, he is much cooler.

#7 Posted by Commando47 (17 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

A fight??

Im sure beneath the geek exterior both man posses the deep dark souls of blood thirsty warriors...that said.. think i dont want to see the fight..it would be a shame to lose one of them...

#8 Posted by legend_cloud (359 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff, he has a better show.

#9 Posted by Major (506 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Adam is too much of a spaz to be able to fight Jeff, heh.

I do have respect for both of them though.

#10 Posted by Dakota (247 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff. No Question.

#11 Posted by NoPantsTuesday (18 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Sessler has survived all these years on G4, I don't believe he's human anymore. I give it to Sessler.

#12 Posted by SpikeSpiegel (6818 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would use his sophisticated words to kill him.

#13 Posted by epic_pets (1339 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff FTW

#14 Posted by PinkElephant (112 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest.

#15 Posted by TimeWaffle (941 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would pwn sessler's ass

#16 Posted by McPlated (132 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff would kickflip on Mr. Sessler's face - then do a 1080 because, you know.

#17 Posted by MikPick (333 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Go Jeff!

#18 Posted by WorldsFastestShrimpPeeler (458 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I'm going with Jeff, Luchadeer trained him well.

#19 Posted by TDot (149 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Sessler might tag in Morgan Web and Jeff's ear would be ripped off by her mighty man-jaw!

#20 Posted by natsfan7 (56 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

PinkElephant said:

"Gerstmann has Luchadeer on his side. In other words, this isn't even a contest."

....I was gonna say that....=(

#21 Posted by tec3297 (1170 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

#22 Posted by tec3297 (1170 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff.
Anyone who says Sessler should leave the site.

#23 Posted by funkmasterflare (69 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Sessler gives me a I'm-coked-up vibe. So I'd say Sessler cause the nose candy makes you feel no pain--I think. Can someone verify this?

#24 Posted by Merc (20 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

What kind of question is this?

#25 Posted by x3ar (236 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

100 on jeff

#26 Posted by El_Dom (84 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff because.....

#27 Posted by OlDrtyBstrd (113 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Well, Jeff would probably break a bottle of vodka over his head, resulting in victory.

#28 Posted by normajean777 (450 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

well if they did have to fight i respect both of them by the way. i would say jeff he would throw some of the crappy drinks they have in the fridge from all the podcasts and then knock sessler out

#29 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1315 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

#30 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1315 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

Jeff, becuase my bros name is also jeff.. hehe GERTSMANN FTW!!!

#31 Posted by HitNRun (344 posts) - 4 years, 10 months ago

I know this is severely abusing the post-honor system at Giant Bomb, but Jeff takes shits that are bigger than Adam Sessler.

The real question is, Sessler VS Webb.