#51 Edited by Roomrunner (989 posts) -

I wish we could have been told when the deadline is.

#52 Posted by Bravestar (390 posts) -

I hope you guys test the results on a TNT

#53 Posted by Phat2 (23 posts) -



-a dog


-a giant bomb x DDDDDDDDDD

#54 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

"What's that leaking out of me?"

That's really the only idea I have. Oh, wait:

"The Mongolian army"

Look, I don't have a lot of options.

#55 Posted by Warchief (670 posts) -


#56 Posted by Xeirus (1474 posts) -

@Moncole said:

"Nothing is bigger than Patricks hair except ________"

Patrick's penis?

#57 Posted by Xeirus (1474 posts) -

@Nerolus said:


Ryan and I at Pax 2012. Sporting my Cards Against Humanity contest shirt.

You were at the bottom of the soup bowl?!

#58 Posted by Tylea002 (2382 posts) -

The only half decent one I could think of was "The Look and Sound of Perfect™."

#59 Posted by Aegon (6627 posts) -

Can we only send one message with a particular email. Or can we keep messaging as long as the dumb ideas are flowing?

#60 Posted by TheMasterDS (2400 posts) -

A Dragon Fucking A Car or Dragon Gold comes to mind.

#61 Posted by WindowColours (34 posts) -

Submitted a bunch, but my best one was:

"Getting hit by a missle while climaxing"

#62 Posted by MaxxS (208 posts) -

Hey everyone suggesting Giant Bomb-related cards, don't get your hopes up. They talked about not wanting Giant Bomb jokes/memes in this game on the last podcast.

#63 Posted by Beb (276 posts) -

I submitted:

"I'm a ____ and this is _____"

"a box full of terrible foreign candy"


#64 Posted by JoeyRavn (5119 posts) -

"Triple H's hair/mane"

Somebody needs to create a forum thread so we can all throw ideas in an orderly fashion. Well, as orderly as we can.

#65 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1514 posts) -

I still have that movie on blu-ray. MUST WATCH AGAIN.

#66 Posted by JamieOD (81 posts) -

After this week's episode of the Bombcast, I bet hundreds of people have suggested "CHINA DON'T CARE."

#67 Edited by MeatSim (10989 posts) -

This can only turn out great. Time to start brainstorming card ideas.

#68 Posted by Zelnox (423 posts) -


#69 Edited by LegendaryChopChop (1311 posts) -

@MaxxS said:

Hey everyone suggesting Giant Bomb-related cards, don't get your hopes up. They talked about not wanting Giant Bomb jokes/memes in this game on the last podcast.

Just thinking about an entire deck of GB meme cards makes my skin crawl. GB is my favorite site on the internet but that would be dreadful.

I really thought when they read out all of those CAH things last week that it was a little... unfunny?

I can't imagine how unfunny an entire deck of forced meme cards would be.

#70 Posted by ervonymous (1299 posts) -

Getting attached to internet personalities.

#71 Edited by Tennmuerti (8249 posts) -

To quote a timeless philosopher:

Black: "From the fine makers of ______ "

White "CUNT"

#72 Posted by TheAdmin (853 posts) -

They should really have two form boxes on that page - one for white and one for black cards.

#73 Posted by Presto (21 posts) -

Is "___________ vs. ____________: Whoever Wins, We Lose" a card yet?

#74 Posted by BonOrbitz (2398 posts) -

@Moncole said:

"Nothing is bigger than Patricks hair except ________"

Liam Neeson's cock.

#75 Posted by VVaffley (8 posts) -

*mumbling while rocking back and forth in the fetal position*

Please have a Luchadeer card.

Please have a Luchadeer card.

Please have a Luchadeer card.

#76 Posted by MrCosmo (21 posts) -

Will there be any way to make these card sets available for us over in the UK? Amazon won't ship the current sets outside the US.

#77 Posted by Bollard (6334 posts) -

If "Cunt" doesn't become a white card then I'm not buying.

#78 Posted by Lyfeforce (431 posts) -

I know for a fact that it would not work, but damn I wish Will Smith's face (the image, not the text) could work as a white card.

#79 Posted by ch3burashka (5502 posts) -

@UnderWing said:

I did the necessary submissions of "Face and Neck Stabbings", "Mysterious Fox", "Peter Molyneux", "Peter Molyneux's Balls", and "Unconditional Love". Low-hanging fruit, mostly, but they needed to at least be on the list.

How about "Low Hanging Fruit"?

#80 Posted by plague102 (164 posts) -

Are you guys going to air the card screening process live?? Because that would be awesome!

#81 Posted by BlatantNinja23 (928 posts) -

I'm sure others have posted it, but I feel like "I'm a Wizzard, and even I think _______ is fucked up" is a must.

#82 Posted by Tesla (2002 posts) -

Will Smith's cum face

#83 Posted by Popogeejo (621 posts) -

"Excruciatingly graphic sonic fan fiction"


"Thus game knows me too well. How well? It knew I dreamed about ____!"

Midnight Brown's new album: [blank][blank]

#84 Posted by dabe (301 posts) -


That is all.

#85 Posted by osuzoo08 (96 posts) -

please Incorporate " Sniper Boner " and I will be sold

#86 Posted by GuardianKnux (303 posts) -

I've already submitted a bunch! So fun coming up with good stuff.

#87 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5148 posts) -

Submitted this as a black card:

Giant Bomb is the world’s largest editable video game database. We're into _______, _______, and viewers like you.

#88 Posted by Sessh (1385 posts) -

Spent about an hour submitting stuff by now.
This is gonna be great.

#89 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -

"Losing your grip mid-wipe" was my sexy, sexy idea.

#90 Posted by the_great_skenardo (120 posts) -

A car trunk full of Hot, Glistening Tripe

#91 Posted by Lyfeforce (431 posts) -

I'm personally proud of "A smelly blanket".

#92 Posted by ninjalegend (472 posts) -

White cards:

"The three wise men."

"A crying stripper."

"Cranial rectal inversion."

"The Duke."



"One of the top ten."

"Internet trolls."

#93 Posted by Sharpshooter (910 posts) -

@MrCosmo said:

Will there be any way to make these card sets available for us over in the UK? Amazon won't ship the current sets outside the US.

Yeah the CAH site only has listings for America and Canada. I want to get a set of these for my Christmas party this year and they don't seem to ship to Ireland. I know I can just download the pdf and print a set but I have a personal thing about never taking a quality product for free.

#94 Posted by dutchbear10 (57 posts) -

I look forward to having my ideas mocked by the Giant Bombers.

#95 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1646 posts) -

I'm a _______ and that is ______.

#96 Posted by ABK_92 (179 posts) -

Nothing makes my nipples lactate more furiously than ____.

#97 Posted by jedge (69 posts) -

"Peter Molyneux's big, glorious, liver-spotted balls."


#98 Edited by meatsack (10 posts) -

@Begilerath said:

@Hooded said:

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

Peter Molyneux

's liver spotted balls

EDIT: GODDAMN, didn't get to last page before replying, and I reply right after! Sorry jedge!

#99 Posted by MattyFTM (14599 posts) -

Pretty sure all my suggestions are terrible.

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#100 Edited by RagingLion (1378 posts) -

Even though I would be unlikely to ever (want) to play this I being compelled to submit a shedload of stuff to this. It may become my hobby whenever I have a spare moment over the next weeks to add another idea.

I'm quite proud of "I reckon the mushrooms that power-up Mario are a metaphor for ________. " among others.

@Atlas said:

Black card ideas:

  • "It sucks when you look in the fridge, and all you have to eat is..."
  • "Instead of organised religion, I live my life according to the teachings of..."
  • "You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."
  • "I almost dropped out of college to pursue a career in..."
  • "I can't help but think about ____ while having a conversation with ______"
  • "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

White card ideas:

  • Giving over to the dark side.
  • An unnecessary hemorrhage.
  • Forgetting to bring your phone to the bathroom when you poop.
  • Defying the laws of physics.
  • George Brett's pine tar bat.
  • The swollen breasts of a woman pregnant with quintuplets.
  • A white man trying to dance.
  • Sleep apnea.
  • Trying to find a good pizza place at 3am.
  • The Rape of Nanjing
  • A vagina with teeth.
  • Mastication.
  • Female circumcision.
  • Flipping off a bus full of disabled children because it cut you off.
  • The euthanasia debate.
  • Beating an autistic child at his own game.
  • MC Hammer
  • Realising that you're outnumbered by people of the opposite race.
  • The Jewish Diaspora.
  • A woman's gay friend.

EDIT: Didn't read the whole post, if I had I'd know that this isn't the place to submit ideas. But here's what I came up with, if you think there are any winners in there let me know and I'll submit the best ones.

A lot of those are pretty good. I think "Mastication"would probably go down well with most people that would play this but many others too.