I wish we could have been told when the deadline is.
Hey everyone suggesting Giant Bomb-related cards, don't get your hopes up. They talked about not wanting Giant Bomb jokes/memes in this game on the last podcast.
Just thinking about an entire deck of GB meme cards makes my skin crawl. GB is my favorite site on the internet but that would be dreadful.
I really thought when they read out all of those CAH things last week that it was a little... unfunny?
I can't imagine how unfunny an entire deck of forced meme cards would be.
I did the necessary submissions of "Face and Neck Stabbings", "Mysterious Fox", "Peter Molyneux", "Peter Molyneux's Balls", and "Unconditional Love". Low-hanging fruit, mostly, but they needed to at least be on the list.
How about "Low Hanging Fruit"?
@Ryan Will there be any way to make these card sets available for us over in the UK? Amazon won't ship the current sets outside the US.
Yeah the CAH site only has listings for America and Canada. I want to get a set of these for my Christmas party this year and they don't seem to ship to Ireland. I know I can just download the pdf and print a set but I have a personal thing about never taking a quality product for free.
Even though I would be unlikely to ever (want) to play this I being compelled to submit a shedload of stuff to this. It may become my hobby whenever I have a spare moment over the next weeks to add another idea.
I'm quite proud of "I reckon the mushrooms that power-up Mario are a metaphor for ________. " among others.
Black card ideas:
- "It sucks when you look in the fridge, and all you have to eat is..."
- "Instead of organised religion, I live my life according to the teachings of..."
- "You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."
- "I almost dropped out of college to pursue a career in..."
- "I can't help but think about ____ while having a conversation with ______"
- "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."
White card ideas:
- Giving over to the dark side.
- An unnecessary hemorrhage.
- Forgetting to bring your phone to the bathroom when you poop.
- Defying the laws of physics.
- George Brett's pine tar bat.
- The swollen breasts of a woman pregnant with quintuplets.
- A white man trying to dance.
- Sleep apnea.
- Trying to find a good pizza place at 3am.
- The Rape of Nanjing
- A vagina with teeth.
- Female circumcision.
- Flipping off a bus full of disabled children because it cut you off.
- The euthanasia debate.
- Beating an autistic child at his own game.
- MC Hammer
- Realising that you're outnumbered by people of the opposite race.
- The Jewish Diaspora.
- A woman's gay friend.
EDIT: Didn't read the whole post, if I had I'd know that this isn't the place to submit ideas. But here's what I came up with, if you think there are any winners in there let me know and I'll submit the best ones.
A lot of those are pretty good. I think "Mastication"would probably go down well with most people that would play this but many others too.