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#101 Posted by super2j (1655 posts) -

yellow puss filled underpants

whale on whale action

pootine

fancy man Sam

I love going to bed with (a/an)_____ to cuddle with

#102 Posted by zeekthegeek (383 posts) -

@snider We need a running tally of 'how many times has Daggering been submitted' on the site, thanks in advance.

#103 Posted by Corvak (923 posts) -

I'm a wizard, and that looks fucked up.

#104 Posted by Ramboknife (114 posts) -

A couple white cards that I submitted:

A bone-shattering sneeze

The meat sweats

Boopin' Obama's nose

Farting at a funeral

Stubbing your fucking toe

Water balloons full of pee

Penis enlargement spam

#105 Posted by EuanDewar (4796 posts) -

Didn't they say only to submit giantbomb related ideas if they're funny?

Cause maybe like two of these are worth a giggle

#106 Posted by Carlos1408 (1491 posts) -

"... a good old cup of uterus lining."

#107 Posted by ninjalegend (416 posts) -

@Atlas: Hilarious. Those are pretty good. I used your black card idea's to test my white cards after I posted.

"You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."

You can take the crying stripper out of the Duke, but you can't take the Duke out of the crying stripper.

C-C-C-Combo breaker. I need to wash my mind out with soap.

#108 Posted by leinad44 (503 posts) -

'Comrade Drew'

That is all that needs to be submitted

#109 Posted by jmic75 (262 posts) -

I will be most disappointed if this version isn't made available to us Canucks.

#110 Posted by daemissary (8 posts) -

So far I have submitted:

Masturbating to the Price is Right

Megan Fox's Thumbs

Taking a dump in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

Misunderstood Pedophiles

Xmas ornaments which double as sex toys

#111 Posted by Shaka999 (456 posts) -

@daemissary: you got a good chuckle out of me. Misunderstood Pedophiles is fantastic

#112 Posted by SatelliteOfLove (1369 posts) -

"And we promise it'll be like the TNT one and not the Bombcast one."

#113 Edited by chriscalla (66 posts) -

"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your _______ !"

And of course, the responses must be sung in tune.

#114 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1924 posts) -

Please tell me someone has submitted "muh balls"

#115 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

My white cards: "Watching your dog poop." "A zoo monkey staring into your eyes while furiously masturbating." "A million tiny dolphins nibbling at your crotch." "The constant fear of shitting yourself." "Putting your dick into a paper towel tube and making whale noises into the other end."

#116 Edited by madblazer (3 posts) -

Why Jeff was really fired from gamespot was __________

oh my run that through some white cards.

#117 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Jason!

Hi, I'm __________ Caravella, and I'm _____________ Gerstman.

From the fine makers of ______________.

#118 Posted by Dtat (1623 posts) -

I submitted:

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against _____________.

Ask not what ___________ can do for you. Ask what you can do for ____________. (Same white card for both)

#119 Posted by Dtat (1623 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

Submitted this as a black card:

Giant Bomb is the world’s largest editable video game database. We're into _______, _______, and viewers like you.

This is the one Giant Bomb reference that should be made into a card. Well done, sir!

#120 Edited by mlarrabee (2889 posts) -

"We here at CBSI sincerely apologize for _______. Such an error will not be repeated."

Pronouncing Newfoundland as "new-found land."

Earnest fan-fic authors.

Jennifer Aniston

That first, pre-shower scratch...

#121 Posted by The_Nubster (2054 posts) -

Filed under baditude? Ryan Davis, you motherfucker.

#122 Edited by oct_ONES (64 posts) -

Oh Please!... 
Alright., let me reintroduce you two:  _________ meet horse, horse meet _________. 
 
I feel like this could go many different, hilarious, ways. Only one white card would be used.

#123 Posted by LiquidPrince (15857 posts) -

Would it sound self absorbed if I posted "Police Sketch Jeff?" Meh, fuck it, posted anyways.

#124 Posted by KaneRobot (1440 posts) -

"ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut."

So basically what I was doing when hearing Ryan's card ideas, outside of the ATM one.

#125 Posted by Rohay (63 posts) -

China Don't Care

i should really get this game it be a great way to make monday night bowling last longer haha

#126 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Fucking Sonic.

#127 Posted by Lydian_Sel (2481 posts) -

Will this be available to Giant Bomb fans outside of the US?

Or will I have to fight for an absurdly overpriced copy this expansion over Ebay like I've had to with all other Cards Against Humanity release?

#128 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

<>. ( this one absolutly wont be a card )

775 million dollars.

#129 Posted by moffattron9000 (351 posts) -

fighting robot sharks

#130 Posted by zFUBARz (624 posts) -

Yeah this better be available to canucks, actually can i use my bonus store money to buy it this year?

Also 'Man sized, fireball shooting hot dog' seemed like a good submission.

#131 Edited by Potts (159 posts) -

Black card: "What finally broke Brad's crippling Starcraft 2 addiction: _________"

White card: "Duding the room"

#132 Posted by ZenGaijin (122 posts) -
#133 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Giant Bomb.

#134 Posted by DizzyMedal (399 posts) -

@Atlas said:

Black card ideas:

  • "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

While the others seem good, this one might be a problem. Most white cards aren't really verbs. Even out of your own white card ideas, the only one that kind of works is 'MC Hammer' ... because I could believe someone using that as a verb. Maybe work on the last part of the sentence to leave it more open ended. Like "The first time I saw two men making out, I immediately thought of ______" is a little more lenient.

#135 Posted by allworkandlowpay (874 posts) -

@Lydian_Sel said:

Will this be available to Giant Bomb fans outside of the US?

Or will I have to fight for an absurdly overpriced copy this expansion over Ebay like I've had to with all other Cards Against Humanity release?

Which is why I will be purchasing in bulk and selling my copies at less than absurd but still ridiculously overpriced.

#136 Posted by Larannis (34 posts) -

This has probably been put out there but Dave Lang needs a card in this.

#137 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Endurance Run.

Persona 4.

Game Room.

Quick Look.

#138 Posted by MONOLITHIC_ERECTION (9 posts) -

Is Shit on a Shingle already a card?

#139 Edited by asian_pride (1654 posts) -

White card submissions:

Bufu.

Naked cartoon pussy.

The golden duder.

Hardcore Dave.

Koobama.

Shaving/tickling Peter Molyneux's liver-spotted/zombie balls.

Making sweet love from the back.

Repeatedly shaking the baby.

Jeff Creeper Cam.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post on GB. Nice to know I used it to contribute to the site. I feel good about myself.

#140 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Pretty much anything from those CAVE bullet hell games. ( the ones with the 12 year old girls in the mini skirts )

Nothing stops the _______________.

Trenchedaverse.

E3 Mysteries.

#141 Edited by aceofspudz (926 posts) -

Black:

Anime is for _______.

White:

WAPPY DOG.

Lang Zone.

Hidden comedic potential of colorblindness.

#142 Posted by Lydian_Sel (2481 posts) -

@allworkandlowpay said:

@Lydian_Sel said:

Will this be available to Giant Bomb fans outside of the US?

Or will I have to fight for an absurdly overpriced copy this expansion over Ebay like I've had to with all other Cards Against Humanity release?

Which is why I will be purchasing in bulk and selling my copies at less than absurd but still ridiculously overpriced.

Gross.

#143 Posted by axx1000 (37 posts) -

Black:

Worth human in the world?

White:

Ryan Davis (certified narc)

#144 Posted by m2cks (576 posts) -

Here's some of my dumb ideas:

Hackers on steroids

Being the kid who's uncle's in Nintendo

A mother's swollen teat

forgetting the safeword

Discreetly mailed dragon dildos

Seasonal themed fleshlights

Supersoaking dat hoe

Fursecution

The Konami Code

Crazy cat ladies

Those fucking medusa heads

Disgruntled Apple fanboys

Celebrating your birthday on 9/11

EXTREME 360 NOSCOPE MONTAGES

Who's that Pokemon? It's _!

It's insane how much fun coming up with these are.

#145 Posted by Okrag (8 posts) -

Fake Nazis

#146 Posted by EvilKatarn (465 posts) -

"Jeff's Creeper Cam"

#147 Edited by PandaShake (385 posts) -

The meat dimension

The biggest, blackest dick

Fucking Yoshis

#148 Posted by D_W (1130 posts) -

I've submitted soooooo many. I really hope they release a full list of the submitted suggestions.

#149 Posted by DeviTiffany (417 posts) -

So far I've got:

Getting a handjob in the parking lot of a Gamestop

Livestreaming your ride home from work

Continuously supporting a failing downloadable service in hopes one or two good games are released on it

When Sony unveils it's new video game console, it will be sold for 599 ______

#150 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

I would hate to be the person who has to go through all of those submissions. Having to read all the poorly written Giant Bomb in-jokes and memes over and over would drive me nuts. Judging by this and other threads, there are a lot of submissions that don't work or are just plain terrible. I'm not saying mine were that great, but man, put some thought into it people.