Giant Bomb merchandise idea thread

It would have to be an energy drink.  Maybe one that has alcohol already in it.

"What's BYOTUBE?"

Luchadeer action figure.

How about a miniature mountable Luchadeer head to put on our walls?

jars of Jeff skin.

Bumper stickers: any sort of sticker in general with inside jokes that only we would get.
 
...or just a basic giantbomb.com one with logo. 
 
Classes up your cheap ugly hoopty and advertises the site in one vinyl masterpiece.

Rock-'em Sock-'em Bombcasters?
 
I think the bomb should come in plushie form.

Giantbomb is missing out on alot of income by not having tshirts with the logo on them available... :( 
 
I would buy one of each probably.

I'm surprised they don't do more with the store. In fact, I bet most people don't even know it exists, as I have yet to see an easily accessible link to it anywhere on the site. I might just be missing it somewhere, but typing store.giantbomb.com seems to be the only way to really get to it. They might not have a link up since they only have one shirt as well. I guess some of it has to do with the legalities that go along with selling merchandise.

" I want a shirt that says 'WHERE'S MY SKULL!?", has a picture of Jeff holding a gun and, dressed up like a gangster but looking confused since he is looking for the skull. "

" Luchador masks "

" @JJOR64 said:

" I want a shirt that says 'WHERE'S MY SKULL!?", has a picture of Jeff holding a gun and, dressed up like a gangster but looking confused since he is looking for the skull. "

best idea yet "

-"Never." shirt 
-Jeff atomic-bomb 5 star shirt.  
-Plush Luchadeer  
-"Alien style" Luchadeer chestburster shirt. 
-Bombcast shirt 
-Brad photobomb shirt. 

a lifesize drew sex doll...

A t-shirt which says Good Luck on the front and Have Batman on the back.

" A t-shirt which says Good Luck on the front and Have Batman on the back. "

mini Luchadeer you can mount on the hood of your car. 

LOGO SHIRTS. SOLD.

A shirt that reads "You can stab people in the face like uh uh uh uh uh which is oddly satisfying."

I'd pay 50 bucks for a sweet ass Giantbomb sweatshirt. None of this Whiskey Media crap, Giantbomb.

" mini Luchadeer you can mount on the hood of your car.  "

A replica Luchadeer (signed) would be a great premium item.

Something like this but modeled after the giant bomb staff.
 
Or bobbleheads would be cool, especially if Ryan's has a voice chip which goes "uh uh uh uh uh"

Jeff atomic-bomb 5 star shirt.  

A shirt that has a helicopter on it 
and says
FUCK HELICOPTERS

Maybe a picture of the site's bomb but being fueled by energy drinks, i.e. electric green liquid.

Here's an idea for a shirt: 
 
List a string of "famous" Giant Bomb quotes on the front of the shirt in a non-stop and unpunctuated manner, like a giant wall of text.  It continues the same way on the back, and at the bottom in bigger letters, it says "Giant Bomb - It's A Website About Video Games".

I can't remember which podcast it was but Jeff came up with the idea of a t-shirt that said "This Zombie Apocalypse Sucks" with an arrow pointing down, I'd buy that.

" a lifesize drew sex doll... "

Giant Bomb the t-shirt.
Giant Bomb the coloring book. 
Giant Bomb the lunchbox.
Giant Bomb the breakfast cereal.
Giant Bomb the flamethrower.
And last but not least, Giant Bomb the doll.

Giant Bomb logo bowling balls.