I've decided for the first time in my life to grow a beard in honor Sir Ryan Davis.
Hence, I'm taking the Oath of Beards
My beard is not a tool, it is a friend, a brother, a partner. I will groom my beard properly. I will never threaten or bring harm to my beard. I understand that with a beard my attractiveness will increase, but I also understand this is entirely the result of my beard and not myself. I will speak humbly to my beard and softly sing it to sleep with the sweetest summer jam known to man, Hyuna's "Melting". I will respect my beard more than I will respect myself. I will cherish my beard forever, and will always be faithful to my beard. I will ward off the temptations of other more hip male facial hair grooming styles, such as the goatee or mustache. There is only one beard, and I will wear it forever proudly.