Guess The Game: Poor Description Edition

Basically, your typical "guess the game" thread, but a give a bad, ambiguous description.

Young man saves his father figure...

Zelda? Halo 3..

Damn, I can't seem to guess it.

Soap (relatively young) saved Cpt. Price from that Gulag so Modern Warfare 2.

The fuck? I mean I know it's the point to make it so broad, but... this doesn't seem like an especially fun game to play.

Zeno Clash 2.
That is, of course, assuming you're okay with also accepting father-mother figures.

Could be any number of games, thought this was a thread of showing off the bad game descriptions on the back of the box (or online) versus just coming up with vague descriptions.

@yummylee: Heh I guess this one was a little too over the top, can be done much better:

Correct Answer: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. Drake saves Sully and you find out about their relationship a lot deeper in UC3.

Damn, and I was just thinking about saying that game, I'm upset at myself now.

GODDAMNIT THAT WAS TOTALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT AS WELL @_@

Guess this game.

Your a guy in a combat suit trying to prevent a terrorist attack.

Gran Turismo 5?

I also thought about that...... seemed too obvious. It's actually pretty difficult to describe a game in an obscure way without giving away what it is.

Take a lot of phone calls while avoiding line of sight and prevent World War 3. It's too obvious.

Both are MGS?

Bald dude punches cops in the balls while forcing geniuses to work for him.

@execsmough said:

I'd say Saints Row: The Third but the main character is customizable.. I believe there is a melee attack that punches in the balls, although I could be mistaken, and you force(?) the computer geek girl to work for you.

@execsmough: Dave Lang

Nope, I'll drop a hint.

Its a high-powered suit, that your main character helped make.

Want me to tell you what game it is?

Shadow Complex

nope.

I'll drop another hint.

It takes place in space.

@falserelic: Pikmin. Olimar's people wear space suits into battle. He is rushing back to his home planet with terrorist intel when he unfortunately crashes.

Guy in Armor, Saves humanity

Vanquish?

@quarters:

My man, your correct its Vanquish.

@execsmough:

Somebody already got it...

Lizard-Giraffe hybrids present you a tough decision...

@falserelic: Nice! Remembered just enough of the game...

@execsmough Holy crap, I don't even know where to begin with that one.

Space-Giraffe?

@monetarydread: No it's definitely reptilian, but they have floppy ears.

Kingseeker Frampt - Dark Souls.

yeah I gave it away there kinda.

A superhero with poor hygiene.

A guy who does a thing.

I got another game, but I don't know if alot of people played t.

The game was originally a wii exclusive, but got ported to the ps3. In the game you play as a guy, who fights to become number one.

Doe's anyone knows what this game is?

Fun idea.

"An ethnically variable man works for the United Nations"

Doom

Combat suit = Doomguy

Terrorists = Demons from hell taking over