Guys... there's an all FMV Dennis Rodman basketball game on iOS

Mixing your favorite eccentric mid-90s NBA star with all of the glory of FMV games. I'm really not sure what to say to this, but I guess it's awesome? And terrible?

EDIT : For some reason the video isn't showing up - it can be watched here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Bh8taPygWY

@ztiworoh: Youtube video won't show up for me, but this sounds ridiculous enough to at least justify a cult following.

I must ask, however, does this actually feature Dennis Rodman with his authentic 90's rainbow-colored hairstyles?

OH MY GOD! DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN?! 
 
HE WAS SO AWESOME WH... Nope, he never was, my bad. 
Had him confused with someone important, carry on! 

Well of course there is!

So? Does he recite any of his famous lines from Double Team? Or maybe Simon Sez? Or... Was he in anymore movies than that?

Wait, if it's FMV does it mean I can't change his hair color at random`?

@DeF: I was just about to a post a complaint with regards to how it looked like you couldn't change his hair color.

Oh well -- I don't even have an iOS to play this game on nor the interest to actually play it. Pretty funny this exists, though.

@ZeForgotten said:

OH MY GOD! DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN?! HE WAS SO AWESOME WH... Nope, he never was, my bad. Had him confused with someone important, carry on!

He was a hall of fame basketball player who won multiple championships on multiple teams and led the league in rebounds for 7 years. What they fuck did you do?

@ZeForgotten said:

OH MY GOD! DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN?! HE WAS SO AWESOME WH... Nope, he never was, my bad. Had him confused with someone important, carry on!

He was a hall of fame basketball player who won multiple championships on multiple teams and led the league in rebounds for 7 years. What they fuck did you do?

@ZeForgotten: you seem pretty butt hurt. want to talk about it?

Also love the fact that maybe the worst free throw shooter of all time now has a free throw shooting game.

@EquitasInvictus said:

@DeF: I was just about to a post a complaint with regards to how it looked like you couldn't change his hair color.

back to NBA Hang TIme then ... it has all the crazy 90s hair colors you need :D

@Cloneslayer said:

@ZeForgotten said:

OH MY GOD! DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN?! HE WAS SO AWESOME WH... Nope, he never was, my bad. Had him confused with someone important, carry on!

He was a hall of fame basketball player who won multiple championships on multiple teams and led the league in rebounds for 7 years. What they fuck did you do?

Dennis Rodman was so fun to watch when he was still playing -- so unpredictable. My favorite years were those two he split between the L.A. Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks.

@Cloneslayer said:

@ZeForgotten said:

OH MY GOD! DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN?! HE WAS SO AWESOME WH... Nope, he never was, my bad. Had him confused with someone important, carry on!

He was a hall of fame basketball player who won multiple championships on multiple teams and led the league in rebounds for 7 years. What they fuck did you do?

Dennis Rodman was so fun to watch when he was still playing -- so unpredictable. My favorite years were those two he split between the L.A. Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks.

Dennis Rodman is telekinetic!?

@ZeForgotten said:

I'm sorry for not hopping on his bandwagon, Rodmans crazy was just not my thing, simple as that

I don't think Rodman has a bandwagon at this point, lol. You can choose not to like him, you cant choose to ignore how good he was. I hate Lebron but I don't deny hes one of the best playing now.

@ZeForgotten: Your anger is pretty amusing. Feels like you have some inner issues to work on. Also, Rodman never had a "bandwagon", isn't currently gaining one considering he hasn't been in the NBA in 12 years, and i assume would not be creating one with his appearance on iphone game. Unless, of course, I'm incorrect in the meaning of that word too. I mean....you DO have a car.....so you obvious know what you're talking about.....

@ZeForgotten: Your anger is pretty amusing. Feels like you have some inner issues to work on. Also, Rodman never had a "bandwagon", isn't currently gaining one considering he hasn't been in the NBA in 12 years, and i assume would not be creating one with his appearance on iphone game. Unless, of course, I'm incorrect in the meaning of that word too. I mean....you DO have a car.....so you obvious know what you're talking about.....

@ZeForgotten: You're right. I am acting pretty defensive of Rodman. I'm just trying to sell so many people on his new ios game that I want to insure people like you will actually like it. I mean you seem like an amazing gentlemen who always acts in a rational way and....well....as a 8 year old kid from the 90's, I'm just trying to defend my idol at the peak of his career. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to cry in the corner and dream of the day that I can earn the respect of someone of your caliber.....:P (Also I have no idea what :P is in your context. I thought that was more for a joking manner. Again...kid over here.)

@ZeForgotten: You're right. I am acting pretty defensive of Rodman. I'm just trying to sell so many people on his new ios game that I want to insure people like you will actually like it. I mean you seem like an amazing gentlemen who always acts in a rational way and....well....as a 8 year old kid from the 90's, I'm just trying to defend my idol at the peak of his career. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to cry in the corner and dream of the day that I can earn the respect of someone of your caliber.....:P (Also I have no idea what :P is in your context. I thought that was more for a joking manner. Again...kid over here.)

I remember watching him when he was here on the Bulls. Those were the days!

@ZeForgotten: You have a sarcastic comment for everything, don't you?

Just goes to show, NOTHING is too inconsequential to get people riled up on the internet.

It's actually not an FMV game. There are no video files in the game. There are a lot of animations created using images taken from high speed camera footage. These animations are then combined with 3D objects(polygon meshes). All the things you see on screen are compressed texture maps. It's all built using Unity 3D. I know 'cause I made it. The toucharcad guys decided not to ask us about how we made it, not knowing better they decided it's FMV. I would be rather rich if I could really get 4 transparent video streams to render at 60fps with lag free scrubbing, at full retina resolution on a iPhone 4S with additional physics engine running on the overlayed OpenGL view ;) And yes you can change hair colours and outfit so Dennis can shoot free throws in drag. The reason I wanted him as the character was the fact he was not a great free throw shooter. It is supposed to be funny, a fun casual game. Note we have him using his mastery of the "Force" to retrieve the ball :) All "very" serious indeed. I was a huge fan on his and the Bulls back in the '90. He was part of the greatest team ever. Using one of today's boring top players would not be fun. Dating a female from the planet Cardassia prime is not my definition of interesting :)

That looks like something I would never play. Ever.