Guys, we need to keep this site serious.

I'm tired of all this fun and games.  Games are a serious media!  We need to be advancing this art form through intellectual discussion and subjective reviews of games.  Talking about unimportant things like song packs and multiplayer updates is a waste of breath and brain power.  Leave that kind of stuff to the ignorant masses who enjoy being taken advantage of by the big corporations.  I never see any discussions of the merits of independent games.  We need to support these developers so they can take the art form to the next level.  So, lets have the first official intellectual games discussion.  No Madden, no Halo, no Grand Theft Auto; nothing that the idiots would enjoy.

Okay, I'll start: there sure were lots of metaphors in Braid!

this is sewious bussiness :D

I find this ironic thread ironic.

Haha. I quite like the "deeper" games. flower is still my game of the year.

Alas - do you know who I hate? EDGE magazine and Eurogamer. Worst video game journalists ever. Since when did video game reviews have to be candidates for the Nobel Prize?

Tried to hard TC. So close, yet so far.

Did you learn to shave yet?

the moral of braid was if you stand in front of a window jerking off you will be attacked by a crazy princess.
did the ending of Super Mario Galaxy mean Mario is in Hell?

When was this site ever serious in the first place?

1. Keep the story vague and ambiguous.
2. Let the intellectuals interpret the story in the most convoluted and complicated way, so they can impress their colleagues.
3. Take credit for everything.

Indeed, because Halo and Grand Theft Auto have given nothing to the advancement of video games as an art form.

I tried to be serious once.  My upper intestine has never been the same.

And would it kill people to chat about Chutes and Ladders?

Can I still discuss Fire Emblem? Wait, why am I asking you? (In booming voice): I AM KING!!!

Seriously guys, no more screwin around...

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 Now where's RHCPfan24........

GAMES: SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Videogames. Serious business, don't you know?

I hear game developers make more money than movie makers.

Did you just say only idiots can enjoy Halo and GTA? I don't respect your opinion kind sir.

The only metaphor I got from Braid is that I suck as a gamer.

Yes, Metal Gear Solid 4 was a tale about Kojima's development experience involving that game and nothing else!

quit fucking with the guy he wants his precious thread to be intellectual and shit ..