Half-Life 3 is released and... - General Discussion

#1 Edited by Seraphim84 (386 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

It opens and Gordon Freeman finally speaks. What does he say?

Aside from "YOU PICK UP THAT CAN!"

#2 Posted by Alekss (252 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

He says "not funny".

#3 Posted by Aetheldod (2480 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

Crowbar ...never leave home without one

#4 Posted by BeachThunder (8912 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

"Nah."

#5 Posted by panvixyl (301 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

"Aw, Hell".

Alternatively - "It's about time".

Though ideally he says both at the same time. And then cue the guitar riff.

#6 Posted by Animasta (12784 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

he basically just starts rapping express yourself

#7 Posted by oraknabo (1195 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

#8 Posted by JoeyRavn (4416 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

He is voiced by Jon St. John, who basically repeats every line in Duke Nukem Forever, but completely out of context.

#9 Posted by Danteveli (798 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

He says "wake up" to himself and we learn all the stuff that happened in previous games was just a dream and he still works in the lab.

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#10 Edited by Capum15 (3782 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

That old RPG sound that plays as words are written along a text box. That like, beeping or tinking sound.

And the actual words are written down in the subtitles.

Everyone else gets regular voice acting.

#11 Posted by MariachiMacabre (5383 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

He opens his mouth really wide and sound clips of Norm from Cheers are played. And that's what will happen every time he speaks.

#12 Edited by TheHT (8151 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

he coughs. nothing else for the rest of the game.

#13 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1502 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

BOMBCAST, AT GIANT BOMB DOT DOM. Let's see here. First e-mail comes from James Daplock.. That's a real name.

Is it?

I don't know. Hey bombadeers..

[FUCKING EXPLOSION]

#14 Posted by Sackmanjones (4186 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

"My name isn't Gordon Freeman"-Jesus Christ

#15 Edited by _Chad (930 posts) - 3 months, 5 hours ago

"You're going to be terribly disappointed."

#16 Edited by Morningstar (1089 posts) - 3 months, 4 hours ago

I hope he has a hilariously high pitched voice.

#17 Edited by Capum15 (3782 posts) - 3 months, 4 hours ago

Oh, second thought. It's actually Ross Scott from Freeman's Mind, and the reason it takes so long for him to release episodes (including this weird thing Machinima is doing at the moment) is because he has to go record lines at Valve.

#18 Posted by Animasta (12784 posts) - 3 months, 4 hours ago

@oraknabo said:

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

you know what?

at this point, I think of his voice as Gabe's voice.

#19 Posted by mellotronrules (992 posts) - 3 months, 4 hours ago

"OOOH- SOME-TIMES. I GET A GOOD FEELING."

-Gordon "The Free Man" Freeman

#20 Posted by Fredchuckdave (1721 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago

Blah blah blah, Mr Freeman

#21 Posted by MistaSparkle (2075 posts) - 3 months, 3 hours ago

No Russian

#22 Edited by BlatantNinja23 (898 posts) - 3 months, 1 hour ago

he doesn't say anything. Don't even joke about that.

#23 Posted by Winternet (7350 posts) - 3 months, 1 hour ago

"Mia, I'm a cop".

#24 Posted by HellknightLeon (160 posts) - 3 months, 1 hour ago

"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

#25 Posted by Cold_Wolven (1694 posts) - 3 months, 11 minutes ago

"I'm back", it would seem appropriate given his hiatus.

#26 Posted by D0tti (744 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

"I'm getting to old for this shit."

#27 Posted by Nilazz (514 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

It turns out that the voice of the HEV suit is actually Gordon.

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#28 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3411 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

"Nooooooo!"

#29 Posted by thebipsnbeeps (479 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Someone tells him something ridiculous to do, but he's all like "Fuck you"

#30 Posted by Droop (1690 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

"Worth the weight"

#31 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1704 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

I read that as Morgan Freeman.

#32 Posted by 2HeadedNinja (1072 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

@oraknabo said:

I don't know what he says but he has the voice of Morgan Freeman.

that .... would be awesome. In all seriousnes, I'm not sure if they could do a talking Gordon, but if they got someone of that caliber ... that would probably make it work.

#33 Posted by Davvyk (596 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Nothing...he says nothing.

#34 Posted by DaMisterChief (657 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Does the silent protagonist still work ??

#35 Edited by ssj4raditz (1105 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives."

#36 Posted by AndrewB (6873 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Given the ending of Episode 2?

"Fuuuuuck!"

#37 Posted by zenmastah (509 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

In this case, absolutely.

#38 Posted by Nardak (291 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

...it is an IOS game with a minitransaction shop.

#39 Posted by DarkShaper (1148 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

The game ends with Gordon about to be executed, as they are about to pull the trigger he begins to say "The Cake is a" *Gunshot*

#40 Posted by Pr1mus (2443 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Someone who doesn't exist can't talk.

#41 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3550 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

"How can the same shit happen to the same guy thrice?"

#42 Edited by Nictel (1391 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

Have you seen the new Team Fortress 2 hats?

#43 Posted by Funkydupe (2927 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago

I don't care about Half Life anymore. I'm so distanced and detached from this old franchise that I'll probably approach the eventual HL3 as a brand new thing and see where that takes me.