Halo themed wedding - Congrats i think??? :S

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#1  Edited By OmegaPirate

Without being to silly and making referances to this maybe being SDL or something - these gusy must SERUOUSLY SERIOUSLY love halo -and i personally find that kind of dedication a little weird - if they ever have (spawn?) children, - imagine what its gonna be like when the kids/grankids ask to see the wedding photos  - well played!! :- http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/27/spartan-and-wife-footage-of-the-halo-wedding/

We mentioned the Halo themed wedding earlier this month, and now MTV's Multiplayer has footage of the Spartan-officiated nuptials. We have to admit, Desirai Labrada and John Henry went all out, adding their player avatars to their clothing and hiring a string quartet to play Halo music, just as the bride walked down the aisle. They even picked up plasma grenade wedding favors, which cheekily state, "Happily stuck together," on the box. 

We wish the couple the best. Just remember to keep your eyes open, John. We'd hate to see Desirai start hanging around with the Arbiter three levels years into the marriage. It would be such a betrayal.


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#2  Edited By OmegaPirate

Hmm video didnt post up and i cant edit it without the Browser crashing - follow the link for the vid :)

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Wow...um.. that's awkward

There sons name will be John, and their daughters name will be Cortana 
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#4  Edited By OmegaPirate
Gorillawhat said:
"Wow...um.. that's awkward
There sons name will be John, and their daughters name will be Cortana 
"
You oughta put money on that one dawg - chances are pretty good :D
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#5  Edited By Stanford

Really, really.  Come on, just shows how much marriage is worth anymore.  the world has gone to hell

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#7  Edited By MichaelScott

"I now pronounce you teammates for life."

*face to the palm*

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#8  Edited By crunchUK
MichaelScott said:
""I now pronounce you teammates for life."

*face to the palm*"
no it would be "hey wanna party up?"
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#9  Edited By crunchUK
MichaelScott said:
""I now pronounce you teammates for life."

*face to the palm*"
no it would be "hey wanna party up?"
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#11  Edited By BlackWaterCO

US Government is soft

If I were president, morons like this would be forced to Canada or Mexico

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crunchUK said:
"MichaelScott said:
""I now pronounce you teammates for life."

*face to the palm*"
no it would be "hey wanna party up?""
Hey hunny? Tea-bag now or Tea-bag later?
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#13  Edited By OmegaPirate
Gorillawhat said:
"crunchUK said:
"MichaelScott said:
""I now pronounce you teammates for life."

*face to the palm*"
no it would be "hey wanna party up?""
Hey hunny? Tea-bag now or Tea-bag later?"
well i do declare!!
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#14  Edited By crunchUK
the honeymoon!
the honeymoon!


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#15  Edited By DorianBlack

They really overdid it. Like seriously just a little splash of Halo would have sufficed, just enough that it meant something to them but wasn't shoved down people's throats. I mean honestly they are going to regret this when they are much older. I'm all for personalized weddings because I think weddings are so impersonal with all the stupid tradition involved in it, but this is too much.

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#16  Edited By brukaoru

I don't see anything wrong with it. It's their wedding, they wanted it, and they had the ability to have it themed like this, so why not?

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#17  Edited By mracoon

Why?!?!?

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#18  Edited By DirrtyNinja
mracoon said:
"Why?!?!?"
Why not?
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#19  Edited By TheGamerGeek

This is how I picture Brukaoru and Hamz' wedding.

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#20  Edited By Thunder

wow... why do we let morons live?

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#21  Edited By DirrtyNinja
Thunder said:
"wow... why do we let morons live?"
Ask your parents.
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#22  Edited By BoG

Part of me just died.

If my girlfriend:
  1. Looked like that
  2. Suggested a wedding like that
I wouldn't think twice about ditching her.
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#23  Edited By StaticFalconar

Master chief can add to his resume, performing weddings besides intergalactic solider.

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#24  Edited By jNerd

That was ridiculously embarassing, for me.....

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#25  Edited By Snail

Ha. Spawn chlidren.

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#26  Edited By Duke_Lion

Why Halo?!!!!!??  Just become star wars fans and have a star wars wedding.  I F*$@ing hate that game.

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#27  Edited By tokyochicken

I...I...I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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#28  Edited By ArchScabby

Ohh! I can't wait until their anniversary! 

The Sequel.

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#30  Edited By OmegaPirate
SoothsayerGB said:
"An unhealthy obsession?  I can see how a in-game marriage could be fun or entertaining.  But if that was real, there could be major problems ahead.  Not just running out of ammo or RROD on their birthday.

If they see the fun in it.  Then it's all good, and I wish them the best.  But if she wears Halo underwear, brushes her teeth with Halo toothpaste, drives to work with a Halo CD playing... Then sir, you may have a problem.

But He is probably just as bad as she is.  Shouldn't put so much hate on her, just because  she's not sexually appealing.  If she looked like a super model...
 "
If she was really bad she could just wear a spartan helmet - problem solved,  this guy moves in mysterious ways
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#31  Edited By OGCartman

LOL
hey, i think its fucked but i have nothing but happiness for them and hope em the best.

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#32  Edited By c1337us

HA HA HA HA HA. What else can you say. Thats just too good.

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#33  Edited By PureRok

How come I find a Halo wedding worse than a Jedi/Star Wars/Star Trek wedding? I don't know... I find them all bad, but Halo for some reason just seems the worst.

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#34  Edited By RichardLOlson
Discorsi said:
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Wow thats funny as shit.  But you know they accually do shit like that in video games.  Like the wedding they had on WOW and Everquest.  But I beileve one of them was messed up by someone who pulled some shit like that.
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#35  Edited By Vinchenzo

I think John Henry could get a better looking wife than that. Maybe Levio?

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#36  Edited By End_Boss
BlackWaterCO said:
"US Government is soft

If I were president, morons like this would be forced to Canada or Mexico"
You are such a bad troll. Keep working on it. One day you'll play with the big boy trolls.
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#37  Edited By GamespotNoMore

wow, congrats to them but seriously, NERD ALERT!!!

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#38  Edited By OmegaPirate
GamespotNoMore said:
"wow, congrats to them but seriously, NERD ALERT!!!"
Wonder what would happen if they ever broke up - like, their new partenrs would be going :- "so how serious was your last relationship"
"Oh we have a video -lemme show you!!"

0_o
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#39  Edited By Hexpane

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Halo fans!   Tea bagging douchebags!

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#40  Edited By crunchUK
Hexpane said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Halo fans!   Tea bagging douchebags!"
You are unbelievably pathetic
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#41  Edited By GamespotNoMore

I am throwing up just a little in my mouth, just thinking about ATTENDING a video game themed wedding...and if my girlfriend would actually go for it