#1 Posted by Rorie (3169 posts) -

If any of you guys feel like giving CBS an idea as to how our audience is made up of dashingly handsome rich people who spend a million dollars on games every month, here's a survey that you can take! There's some mention of a prize at the end, but I'm not entirely sure what that consists of. At any rate, if you feel like filling out an audience survey, I'm sure we'd appreciate it.

#2 Edited by Pr1mus (3959 posts) -

I'm going to guess that i am the most generic type of user on the site!

#3 Posted by Demoskinos (15097 posts) -

I'll take it only because I love you guys.

#4 Edited by Abendlaender (2866 posts) -

Will we see the results of that survey? That would kinda interesting

Edit: WHAT IS THE BIG PRIZE??

#5 Edited by OldGuy (1571 posts) -

@rorie: Okay... I'll blow out the top end of the age range...

...later...

Um, there's Achievement data here?

#6 Edited by SexyToad (2759 posts) -

This is a long survey.

#7 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3081 posts) -

I better get that prize, Matt Rorie.

#8 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1627 posts) -

Just for you Rorie <333

#9 Posted by Nubikal (107 posts) -

Interesting that MOBA/ARTS/whatever doesn't get its own genre and is lumped in with 'free-to-play', a business model, not a genre.

#10 Posted by Darji (5294 posts) -

That was really oong and why do they want to know if have have eaten at a fastfood restaurant in the last month? XD

#11 Posted by planetfunksquad (500 posts) -

@darji: So they know what kind of ads to throw at you.

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#12 Edited by Animasta (14718 posts) -

guys, I have eaten a snack food in the past month.

keep it on the down low

#13 Posted by jiggajoe14 (789 posts) -

That moment that you click "still live with parents"....*sigh*. Did it for ya rorieman.

#14 Edited by Dalai (7056 posts) -

No I am not interested in eSports, but nice try CBS.

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#15 Posted by Lanechanger (555 posts) -

That was pretty long, but I did it for you guys because you guys deserved it

#16 Edited by MB (12915 posts) -
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#17 Posted by Milkman (17173 posts) -

What's the big prize?!?!

#18 Posted by DEFE (266 posts) -

@animasta said:

guys, I have eaten a snack food in the past month.

keep it on the down low

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. These questions seem just a bit dated. Indie and casual still linked together. They sure knew all about DOTA 2, though.

#19 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (3688 posts) -

Looks like the survey can't be completed by people younger than eight years old. CBS hates kids...

#20 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1627 posts) -

@darji said:

That was really oong and why do they want to know if have have eaten at a fastfood restaurant in the last month? XD

They want to know if you're rich or poor. Rich people don't eat at fast food places or drink energy drinks.

Also Rorie, I was super pumped to be able to put that I finally had a college diploma.

#21 Posted by AMyggen (3510 posts) -

I'm not falling for Your big prize scam, CBSi. I know you want to send me spam mail!

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#22 Edited by jimmyfenix (3859 posts) -

Esports! i want my big prize now Rorie.

#23 Posted by Abendlaender (2866 posts) -

@mb: Great, than I would have a pair!

#24 Edited by StarvingGamer (8457 posts) -

Oh Christ that was a slog... fuck sakes @rorie

#25 Posted by cloudymusic (1219 posts) -

Filled one out for you guys.

#26 Posted by Fredddi43 (351 posts) -

Have I consumed an energy drink in the last month... hard one, rorie, you got me puzzled there...

#27 Posted by Reisz (1522 posts) -

I'll let you guys know what it is when I win the big prize.

#29 Posted by Rorie (3169 posts) -

Oh Christ that was a slog... fuck sakes @rorie

Yeah that was hella long, wasn't it. If it makes you feel any better, I went through the whole thing myself before I posted it.

#30 Posted by ReCkLeSs_X (461 posts) -

Little long, but I filled it out for ya.

#31 Posted by believer258 (12083 posts) -

I feel like the whole "agree or disagree" page might be missing what makes Giantbomb special and separates it from everyone else. OK, yeah, you guys have news and everything, but playing through the entirety of a niche JRPG and playing Dark Souls and Windjammers isn't exactly breaking news, but those are the reasons I spend hours here and not on Gamespot watching the umpteenth fucking trailer and bland video game review. I don't care about nor need that stuff, I know my tastes and can seek out news on what's happening around the gaming world elsewhere.

It's just something that raised my eyebrow a little, that's all. Probably nothing to worry about. Probably.

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#32 Posted by forteexe21 (449 posts) -

"Watch video reviews" - IS THIS A TEASE?!

#33 Edited by csl316 (9239 posts) -

Hey, alright. I checked just about everything, for better or worse.

"Read feature stories from Patrick" is weirdly specific.

#34 Posted by alwaysbebombing (1627 posts) -

I feel like the whole "agree or disagree" page might be missing what makes Giantbomb special and separates it from everyone else. OK, yeah, you guys have news and everything, but playing through the entirety of a niche JRPG and playing Dark Souls and Windjammers isn't exactly breaking news, but those are the reasons I spend hours here and not on Gamespot watching the umpteenth fucking trailer and bland video game review. I don't care about nor need that stuff, I know my tastes and can seek out news on what's happening around the gaming world elsewhere.

It's just something that raised my eyebrow a little, that's all. Probably nothing to worry about. Probably.

What is wrong with you? Windjammers is always important and relevant news.

#35 Posted by dungbootle (2458 posts) -

I did it yo

#36 Edited by KoolAid (1003 posts) -

I felt like the "Is Giant Bomb unbiased?" question was a strange test. I think you can make a case for all 5 options.

Anyways... Now I hope we can get some real coverage of my fav game genre: Free to Play!

#37 Posted by Forcen (1845 posts) -
@darji said:

That was really oong and why do they want to know if have have eaten at a fastfood restaurant in the last month? XD

Ads.

#38 Edited by Darji (5294 posts) -

@forcen said:
@darji said:

That was really oong and why do they want to know if have have eaten at a fastfood restaurant in the last month? XD

Ads.

But I live in Germany. I don't think that I will ever see an ad of the "Currywurst Bude" i visit from time to time XD

But yeah If I get adds now from CBS on my mail account I will totally sue them since I never agreed to that :P

#39 Posted by Teoball (635 posts) -

Huh, I didn't know that casual and indie games are the same.

#40 Posted by Pie (7110 posts) -

How bout them gametrailers guys?!?!

#41 Edited by blackcat0158 (42 posts) -

I love prizes, but I haven't had snacks or energy drinks in the past month. I think I failed guys...

#42 Posted by Gruebacca (559 posts) -

"Purchased Car Insurance" was checkmarked when the page loaded. Not sure what you're trying to do with this survey...

#43 Edited by e30bmw (356 posts) -

I'm gonna complain to you directly Rorie if I don't win "the big prize"...

#44 Posted by brutushayesosu (139 posts) -

Big prize will disappoint

#45 Edited by haekb (10 posts) -

This has really made me ashamed at the amount of Steam games I've bought over the last six months...And there's still another steam sale to go through!

#46 Posted by FunkyS (107 posts) -

Done. The ethnicity page was quite biased towards being some one from the Americas. For instance it is possible to be black and not African American.

#47 Edited by BisonHero (6789 posts) -

@rorie: I know this survey was probably put together by some external company, or at the very least, not you personally. But man, I wish these surveys would include more up to date genre options:

Sure, it's an exaggeration to say they're entirely dead, but I'm amazed RTS and Fighting games are even on this list, when in 2013 they're both pretty niche genres. Like, RTS is just Starcraft II and then a few others like Company of Heroes and Dawn of War that are decent games but certainly not the RTS dynasties of the 90s. And while streaming has made fighting games more visible than ever, anecdotally I know very few people in this day and age who play them seriously or even at all. If anything, I'm playing turn-based strategy (Fire Emblem, Civilization, XCOM) far more than I'm playing RTS these days.

How is free-to-play one genre? People play League of Legends and Hearthstone and Killer Instinct for very different reasons, I would imagine. How is that even useful data?

I've put 200 hours into FTL, and almost as much into the Binding of Isaac (less into Spelunky, but it hasn't been on PC for as long). I can't even begin to figure out what genre to put them into. Hotline Miami? Kentucky Route Zero? Mark of the Ninja?

Also, "Other (please specify)" on that particular question doesn't have a text box to type in, which seems like an oversight.

And man, this question:

It's fun to read it in Jeff's "I. am. being. overly. formal. How. are. you? Would. you. like. a. carbonated. beverage?" awkward businessman voice, but wow, could that question be any more transparent?

#48 Posted by believer258 (12083 posts) -

For "PC Downloadable Games Bought In The Last Six Months", I just rounded to 100. That's way overshooting it but I couldn't remember exactly.

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#49 Edited by Forcen (1845 posts) -

@darji said:

@forcen said:
@darji said:

That was really oong and why do they want to know if have have eaten at a fastfood restaurant in the last month? XD

Ads.

But I live in Germany. I don't think that I will ever see an ad of the "Currywurst Bude" i visit from time to time XD

But yeah If I get adds now from CBS on my mail account I will totally sue them since I never agreed to that :P

I bet you have burger king, mcdonalds, pizza hut and maybe KFC?;) And don't worry, they wont spam you.

#50 Posted by Pete0r (100 posts) -

Oh man,

Are you interested in eSports?

...

Headshot City here we come.