Posted by _Mattallica (124 posts) -

Hey guys, my friend directed me to Giant Bomb, and I'd just like to say hello. I've been playing games for the majority of my life, and like a few of you here, I have an inspiration to write about games in a future career. My favourite games in current memory are Red Dead Redemption, Portal 2 and Gears of War. I am also a huge MMA fan. Anyway, I hope to start writing reviews and posting blogs here, so follow me if you want to keep updated on my adventures!

So far I've written reviews for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman: Arkham City and most recently, Sleeping Dogs.

- Matt

#1 Posted by _Mattallica (124 posts) -

Hey guys, my friend directed me to Giant Bomb, and I'd just like to say hello. I've been playing games for the majority of my life, and like a few of you here, I have an inspiration to write about games in a future career. My favourite games in current memory are Red Dead Redemption, Portal 2 and Gears of War. I am also a huge MMA fan. Anyway, I hope to start writing reviews and posting blogs here, so follow me if you want to keep updated on my adventures!

So far I've written reviews for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman: Arkham City and most recently, Sleeping Dogs.

- Matt

#2 Posted by LordAndrew (14430 posts) -

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

#3 Posted by Baillie (4293 posts) -

Hey man, welcome to the site! SexyToad will, eventually, make an appearance. Be warned.

#4 Posted by me3639 (1869 posts) -

Welcome to Hell.

LordAndrew: You are in serious trouble.

#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12486 posts) -

welcome to giant bomb. i am Ajay the Ajayiest.

#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

Welcome, now go watch that one video about that one thing.

#7 Posted by Baillie (4293 posts) -
#8 Posted by Sackmanjones (4763 posts) -

I'm the best user on this site

#9 Posted by Saethir (352 posts) -
@LordAndrew

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

Hahaha, I find this hilarious. Sorry @sexytoad, but yeah.

As far as I go, I post incredibly sporadically, and it's mostly terrible.
#10 Posted by vorpalparasite (307 posts) -

Welcome! Enjoy your stay :D

#11 Edited by JaredA (833 posts) -

Welcome to Giant Bomb!

Edit: I am actually the sexiest, don't listen to the posers

#12 Posted by kindpixel (2862 posts) -

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

I nearly commented to this post saying that it's incredible that SexyToad always first's these. You got me sir, bravo.

#13 Posted by JasonR86 (9738 posts) -

@_Mattallica:

Hey man, welcome. And stop posting your reviews on the main forums as it is considered spam. Post your reviews through the 'user review' section. You can get there by searching for the game in question and clicking the button "add a review".

#14 Posted by NicksCorner (436 posts) -

Welcome on board :)

#15 Posted by JackSukeru (5989 posts) -

Did you mean "aspiration"?

#16 Posted by Vinny_Says (5729 posts) -

@RockmanBionics said:

Did you mean "aspiration"?

more like ass-piration...

hey welcome to the site!

#17 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7198 posts) -

Welcome, I am nekusakuraba the nekusakurabarist?

#18 Posted by takayamasama (442 posts) -

I'm eagerly awaiting to notice this thread :D

And welcome! Please help yourself to all the Funions you can eat.

#19 Posted by ManU_Fan10ne (659 posts) -
#20 Posted by Irvandus (2936 posts) -

Welcome duder!

#21 Posted by Grillbar (1937 posts) -

welcome duder

#22 Posted by Video_Game_King (36271 posts) -
#23 Posted by DeadPan (349 posts) -

Welcome friend!

#24 Posted by falserelic (5407 posts) -

I am FalseRelic. My falseways gets the best of me usually.

I can be quite naughty sometimes.

#25 Posted by joshth (515 posts) -

Welcome duder! I think you're gonna like it here!

#26 Posted by _Mattallica (124 posts) -

Cheers for the words guys. You seem like a crazy bunch. I like it.

#27 Posted by natetodamax (19229 posts) -

Welcome to Giant Bomb, duder!

#28 Posted by mosespippy (4577 posts) -

I'm surprised that the community song hasn't been posted yet.

#29 Posted by SexyToad (2722 posts) -

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

Lies!

@Baillie said:

Hey man, welcome to the site! SexyToad will, eventually, make an appearance. Be warned.

This is true...

@me3639 said:

Welcome to Hell.

LordAndrew: You are in serious trouble.

Yes he is...

@JaredA said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb!

Edit: I am actually the sexiest, don't listen to the posers

I am the sexiest!

@takayamasama said:

I'm eagerly awaiting to notice this thread :D

And welcome! Please help yourself to all the Funions you can eat.

I was without internet for the weekend.

So I was gone but now I'm back! Welcome to the sute duder! I am the true SexyToad the sexiest!

#30 Posted by falserelic (5407 posts) -

@SexyToad said:

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

Lies!

@Baillie said:

Hey man, welcome to the site! SexyToad will, eventually, make an appearance. Be warned.

This is true...

@me3639 said:

Welcome to Hell.

LordAndrew: You are in serious trouble.

Yes he is...

@JaredA said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb!

Edit: I am actually the sexiest, don't listen to the posers

I am the sexiest!

@takayamasama said:

I'm eagerly awaiting to notice this thread :D

And welcome! Please help yourself to all the Funions you can eat.

I was without internet for the weekend.

So I was gone but now I'm back! Welcome to the sute duder! I am the true SexyToad the sexiest!

HA HA HA.....

#31 Posted by cutyoface (554 posts) -

Welcome aboard, duder.

#32 Edited by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

@SexyToad said:

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

Lies!

@Baillie said:

Hey man, welcome to the site! SexyToad will, eventually, make an appearance. Be warned.

This is true...

@me3639 said:

Welcome to Hell.

LordAndrew: You are in serious trouble.

Yes he is...

@JaredA said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb!

Edit: I am actually the sexiest, don't listen to the posers

I am the sexiest!

@takayamasama said:

I'm eagerly awaiting to notice this thread :D

And welcome! Please help yourself to all the Funions you can eat.

I was without internet for the weekend.

So I was gone but now I'm back! Welcome to the sute duder! I am the true SexyToad the sexiest!

FUCKING EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN WAS A LIE.

Oh, and welcome to the site. Mind the mess.

#33 Posted by mrpandaman (873 posts) -

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

You're not SexyToad...

@SexyToad said:

@LordAndrew said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb. I am SexyToad the sexiest.

Lies!

@Baillie said:

Hey man, welcome to the site! SexyToad will, eventually, make an appearance. Be warned.

This is true...

@me3639 said:

Welcome to Hell.

LordAndrew: You are in serious trouble.

Yes he is...

@JaredA said:

Welcome to Giant Bomb!

Edit: I am actually the sexiest, don't listen to the posers

I am the sexiest!

@takayamasama said:

I'm eagerly awaiting to notice this thread :D

And welcome! Please help yourself to all the Funions you can eat.

I was without internet for the weekend.

So I was gone but now I'm back! Welcome to the sute duder! I am the true SexyToad the sexiest!

Wait there he is! The only sexiest toad on this site!

Welcome to the site duder!

Hope you enjoy you're stay... :p

#34 Edited by mlarrabee (3091 posts) -

Velkommen.