#101 Posted by tkalsey (153 posts) -

this thread is fantastic 

#102 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@BoG said:
@MattyFTM said:

The infamous ItalyCanadian9 incident.

The only thing we need. I was totally going to mention this. I think my favorite parts of site history are silly forum threads.  EDIT: I just scanned the thread for old times sake. I'm a dick.  Also, anyone have that "Which video game character do you want to have sex with" (or something like that)? That was a classic.
oh god...emandudeguyperson wasn't it? 
#103 Edited by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@BoG said:
@MattyFTM said:

The infamous ItalyCanadian9 incident.

The only thing we need. I was totally going to mention this. I think my favorite parts of site history are silly forum threads. EDIT: I just scanned the thread for old times sake. I'm a dick. Also, anyone have that "Which video game character do you want to have sex with" (or something like that)? That was a classic.
oh god...emandudeguyperson wasn't it?

Yeah, I am fairly certain it was him. I can't seem to find the thread. The Forum Search feature doesn't function too well.

#104 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -
#105 Posted by Brake (1095 posts) -

I've saved some moments to a gallery every now and again.

Also, a fairly short lived meme, but I keep remembering it for some reason. Cattackalysm:

#106 Edited by LeetBalla (697 posts) -

I remember the site was nearly impossible to use week one. Pages loaded so slow. But was worth it to watch the amazing "How to Build a Bomb" series.

http://www.giantbomb.com/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/17-11/

On a side note; reviewing all of these old threads just reminds me that Giantbomb has been filled with attention whores since those heady days of summer 2008.

#107 Posted by AstroboyPWNs (8 posts) -
@grant742: Fucking hilarious video. Great stuff.
#108 Posted by YoThatLimp (1896 posts) -

Does anyone have the Jeff and Ryan Fanfic? If so please send it via PM. It is the funniest fucking thing on earth.

#109 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
#110 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane:  
Also, hey, remember this guy? 
  
i69edUrGpa 

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/i69edurgpa/i-love-you-dave-snider/30-36962/ 
 
Goddamn he / it was amazing,  
 
 
Dave even responded after about 8 of us let him know that thread existed, MB locked the thread and Dave re-opened it and posted this before locking it again,  
 
snide
on Jan. 15, 2010 at 12:22 a.m.
  I am not gay, but very flattered. I wish you all the best. A nerdy man awaits you eventually and will be able to fill your ears with ridiculous trivia knowledge of decades past. With all sincerity, good luck on your quest.
 
 
Dave's a champ 
 
 
 
one more thing!  
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/neti-pot-the-nightmare-factory-never-disappoints/1443/ 
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

Expletive on June 23, 2009 at 2:04 p.m.

@orshick

 said: 

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 
 
one more one more thing  
 
BREAD BREAD BREADEMPTION! 
 
 
Tebbit made this thread nearly 11 months ago,  

Hilariously Misspelt Game Names: The Game!

This has to be one of my favorite threads on Giant Bomb,  

Call of Duty 2: Big Bread Bun

Matty is amazing. 
 
One more one more one more thing  
 
 
On the subject of puns, 
 

Beatles Food Puns

Because of this video ThatFood made that thread, goddamnit, i love this community,  
 
  
   
 
 
 
One more x4 thing  
 
Show yourself threads 
 
I made this one 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/the-face-behind-the-avatar/378178/ 
 
turbo monkey made one as well I just can't find it, it was invaded by JackiJinx and others because it was titled "male model something or rather" search sucks.... 
  
Fuck, I found out why I couldn't find it, someone deleted it...it was amazing, http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/giant-bombs-official-male-modeling-thread/264184/#247
 
 

 A simple problem  

This was awesome and had two sequels as well.  
  
 
 
Goddamnit CK, what have you started, I keep remembering things and like an itch I have to look it up and figure out what they were... 
 

Spotted Ryan Davis 


 


oh also, Brads leaving? 

#111 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -
#112 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -
#113 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@AjayRaz:  
What are some of Govermentcheese's best/worst threads?
#114 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane: Goverment Cheese Ladies and Gentlemen. 
 
Topic (» jump to last post)AuthorLast PostViewsPosts
 Cheated »govermentcheese
today
TheMustacheHero »
15 minutes
48
4
My Promise »govermentcheese
yesterday
RHCPfan24 »
20 hours, 31 minutes
510
51
Resident evil 5 »govermentcheese
Sept. 29, 2009
mhkjtha »
1 day, 14 hours
168
20
fish sandwich »govermentcheese
Oct. 15, 2009
Gizmo »
2 days, 5 hours
246
37
 Moderator »govermentcheese
Oct. 15, 2009
CitizenKane »
2 days, 20 hours
248
17
any new games you can recomend »govermentcheese
Sept. 3, 2009
ManlyBeast »
4 days, 23 hours
452
26
cables with ps3 »govermentcheese
Oct. 12, 2009
govermentcheese »
5 days, 9 hours
69
10
Moderators thank you. »govermentcheese
Oct. 10, 2009
Ineedaname »
5 days, 12 hours
356
31
 Havent Slept in 5 days »govermentcheese
Oct. 12, 2009
MB »
6 days, 16 hours
131
14
Whats up with everyone (Blog post) »govermentcheese
Sept. 7, 2009
Emandudeguyperson»
1 week
1
5
The best video game ever »govermentcheese
Oct. 9, 2009
RedRebel »
1 week
368
43
Stand up sport games »govermentcheese
Oct. 9, 2009
govermentcheese »
1 week, 1 day
50
5
C.B. Radios »govermentcheese
Oct. 5, 2009
Kou_Leifoh »
1 week, 3 days
254
38
 Trying to start anew »govermentcheese
Oct. 2, 2009
MB »
2 weeks
589
48
tiger woods 07 problems »govermentcheese
Oct. 2, 2009
govermentcheese »
2 weeks
78
11
Energy drinks »govermentcheese
Sept. 29, 2009
djz »
2 weeks, 1 day
675
79
Hello to all who check me out.. (Blog post) »govermentcheese
Aug. 24, 2009
natetodamax »
2 weeks, 2 days
1
8
Icon problem »govermentcheese
Sept. 21, 2009
govermentcheese »
2 weeks, 5 days
84
3
 Taking a shower . »govermentcheese
Sept. 25, 2009
MB »
3 weeks, 1 day
175
3
washing hands »govermentcheese
Sept. 23, 2009
Seedofpower »
3 weeks, 3 days
439
47
 Grandkids paying for it »govermentcheese
Sept. 22, 2009
MB »
3 weeks, 4 days
368
36
The last post ever »govermentcheese
Sept. 20, 2009
RHCPfan24 »
3 weeks, 5 days
916
59
Its really sad »govermentcheese
Sept. 20, 2009
MrKlorox »
3 weeks, 6 days
1,133
82
 Can i use this as ?? »govermentcheese
Sept. 18, 2009
CitizenKane »
1 month
382
15
 Glad to be back »govermentcheese
Sept. 18, 2009
MB »
1 month
499
44
orange with the peel on it. »govermentcheese
Sept. 15, 2009
Lydian_Sel »
1 month
185
30
Unemployment fill in the right box. »govermentcheese
Sept. 15, 2009
govermentcheese »
1 month
73
3
 Not one cry of racism »govermentcheese
Sept. 14, 2009
CitizenKane »
1 month
1,124
96
Clocks on your desktop »govermentcheese
Sept. 12, 2009
TwoOneFive »
1 month
572
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Getting news ps3 »govermentcheese
Sept. 6, 2009
govermentcheese »
1 month
485
48
The Right Way »govermentcheese
Sept. 12, 2009
Chaser324 »
1 month
91
6
 Should customers have to go thru this pain??? »govermentcheese
Sept. 11, 2009
Hamz »
1 month, 1 week
273
20
 100 posts. »govermentcheese
Sept. 8, 2009
MB »
1 month, 1 week
344
39
crysis »govermentcheese
Aug. 24, 2009
dangerousdave »
1 month, 1 week
214
4
Grand Theft Auto »govermentcheese
Sept. 6, 2009
Druminator »
1 month, 1 week
149
3
 Notre Dame Shutout »govermentcheese
Sept. 5, 2009
MB »
1 month, 1 week
113
3
Biggest Game Ever »govermentcheese
Sept. 4, 2009
W0lfbl1tzers »
1 month, 1 week
435
27
 Pay Attention »govermentcheese
Sept. 4, 2009
MB »
1 month, 1 week
275
19
 Wikki »govermentcheese
Sept. 3, 2009
CitizenKane »
1 month, 2 weeks
98
5
 new halloween movie »govermentcheese
Sept. 1, 2009
MB »
1 month, 2 weeks
190
10
 It worked again »govermentcheese
Sept. 1, 2009
Chaser324 »
1 month, 2 weeks
122
11
 my last post »govermentcheese
Aug. 31, 2009
MB »
1 month, 2 weeks
191
13
 Get out of trouble everytime. »govermentcheese
Aug. 31, 2009
MB »
1 month, 2 weeks
183
10
 iam not sorry »govermentcheese
Aug. 27, 2009
Hamz »
1 month, 3 weeks
412
30
Buying my first ps3 »govermentcheese
Aug. 24, 2009
TheGamerFix »
1 month, 3 weeks
110
5
100 posts »govermentcheese
Aug. 24, 2009
damnboyadvance »
1 month, 3 weeks
817
98
 hello to all »govermentcheese
Aug. 24, 2009
govermentcheese »
1 month, 3 weeks
184
11
far cry 2 »govermentcheese
Feb. 16, 2009
SoothsayerGB »
8 months
385
8
 far cry 2 »govermentcheese
Feb. 15, 2009
Maru »
8 months
352
4
 sign in my yard »govermentcheese
Feb. 15, 2009
Kush »
8 months
116
4
  
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 kicked out and arrested »govermentcheese
Feb. 13, 2009
RHCPfan24 »
8 months, 1 week
305
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 glad to be back »govermentcheese
Jan. 11, 2009
Kush »
9 months, 1 week
103
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 Hello to all »govermentcheese
Jan. 11, 2009
systech »
9 months, 1 week
135
3
We got booted out of of the restraunt »govermentcheese
Dec. 31, 2008
Hexpane »
9 months, 2 weeks
1,234
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 Dont see any real people here »govermentcheese
Jan. 1, 2009
Hamz »
9 months, 2 weeks
244
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Wizzard of oz »govermentcheese
Jan. 1, 2009
Drebin_893 »
9 months, 2 weeks
90
6
Space Game online »govermentcheese
Jan. 1, 2009
govermentcheese »
9 months, 2 weeks
69
7
Double Post »govermentcheese
Dec. 31, 2008
Gameboi »
9 months, 3 weeks
93
2
 Stewarts stool stoper »govermentcheese
Dec. 30, 2008
SuperMooseman »
9 months, 3 weeks
85
2
 
 
 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/why-does-govermentcheese-make-me-want-to-kill-myself/267316/
#115 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

Oh governmentcheese, you almost made me wish I wasn't a mod and had to deal with you.

@Red12b: This whole point of this is to help us jog our memories of great things past, good and bad. ;)

#116 Posted by FrankCanada97 (4039 posts) -

I see now that my blogs have just become obsolete. Though it is nice to see them get mentioned for contribution almost immediately.

#117 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@FrankCanada97 said:

I see now that my blogs have just become obsolete. Though it is nice to see them get mentioned for contribution almost immediately.

Don't worry, they are very helpful and will definitely get mentions in the final product. :)

#118 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -
#119 Posted by Brake (1095 posts) -

@Red12b said:

Spotted Ryan Davis

Haha, that is totally awesome. Actually kinda surprised Ryan didn't comment on that.

#120 Edited by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -
#121 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -
#122 Edited by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -
#123 Posted by StarFoxA (5144 posts) -

Man, this thread is a trip down memory lane.

#124 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
#125 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

@Red12b: That Dick Tracy was my crowning MS Paint achievement. It's been downhill ever since.

#126 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -

So I made a couple threads trying to take a stand to various things that were going on at the time 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/what-features-of-a-man-looks-hot-to-you-poll/414293/? 
Because Organalistic was just throwing out poll after poll I made this, and because whenever people make stupid ass threads about this sort of stuff it's always about women, so I thought I'd flip the script. 
 
 
I also made this 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion/30/cool-story-bro-time-to-get-a-warning/439276/? 
 
influx of idiots just posting that picture, it get rather dull and boring after a while, especially when people post it on topics that don't warrant it.  
 
 
And this thread is just awesome 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/giantbomb-community-lets-draw/384948/

#127 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane:  
 
Also, hey, the Luchazine!  
 
 
 
 
Remember when dave must have been testing the "medal" system, I'm glad they decided to go with the medals and not the halo and wings... 
 
  
I know there are lots more, but this might be accurate? 
#128 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

Oh god, jewgypsy was out there. And Ultimate_Man started the Epic PM.

#129 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@Claude said:

Oh god, jewgypsy was out there. And Ultimate_Man started the Epic PM.

yeah he was uh...special. 
#130 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

In the end, Dick_Viper's tree went even deeper than the one MattyFTM posted in that screenshot.

#131 Edited by MattyFTM (14365 posts) -

@Red12b: When I posted that comment, I was specifically thinking about a blog post one of Dick_Viper's alts created. It was deleted very speedily, but it basically listed off over a dozen trolls since the very beginning of the site, things they were famous for and he was claiming that he was them. Many of the users you posted in that image were included in the list. Having thought about it more, I'm not sure I believe him. Some of the accounts are very different to this guy and behave in totally different ways. Maybe he could be some sort of supertroll who can act with a lot of very different personalities, but that's not an easy task. He was definitely around a long time before the Dick_Viper account since he had an intimate knowledge of trolls since the site first launched, but I don't think he was actually all the guys he claimed to be.

Moderator
#132 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@MattyFTM: I already told Red12b in a PM that I think that his claim that he is all those troll accounts is true, but also that he himself, along with hitmanagent47, are all just spam accounts located on a dusty frozen supercomputer in an abandoned missile silo outside of Omsk, Russia.

#133 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane@MattyFTM:  
Oh yeah I mean you have all of Jewgypsy's alts and the branching tree that that fucker did, dickviper and the ultimate man also branched out quite far, not as far as jewgypsy I know I saw at least 10 of gypsy's alts, and there were bound to be more that you guys deleted quick smart, 
 
just the amount of time if it is just one person i mean, god... 
govcheese was around since the site launched then he fucked off for a year,  
 
Could it be a possibility that the dick viper type could have been a regular user from launch and just claimed it was him even though it wasn't. 
 
 
heh, referring to the trolls as an evolving virus...
#134 Edited by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane said:

@MattyFTM: I already told Red12b in a PM that I think that his claim that he is all those troll accounts is true, but also that he himself, along with hitmanagent47, are all just spam accounts located on a dusty frozen supercomputer in an abandoned missile silo outside of Omsk, Russia.

fuck 
 
 
 
you're on to me 
 
 
 
 
these are not the trolls you're looking for......
#135 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@CitizenKane said:

@MattyFTM: I already told Red12b in a PM that I think that his claim that he is all those troll accounts is true, but also that he himself, along with hitmanagent47, are all just spam accounts located on a dusty frozen supercomputer in an abandoned missile silo outside of Omsk, Russia.

fuck



you're on to me




these are not the trolls you're looking for......

#136 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5415 posts) -
I've had proof of that person indeed being Ryan Davis for about a month now, in case there was any doubt.
 
@Red12b
said:

Spotted Ryan Davis 


 
#137 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

And who can forget Multimedia Celebrity Poker?

and Evil Jonathan Frakes

#138 Posted by TurboMan (7500 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@CitizenKane:

Also, hey, the Luchazine!

If Luchazine gets mentioned... then the Epiczine should be in there also

#139 Posted by BabaORiely (98 posts) -

I've been following the site since it was just a blog, but I've never really paid attention to the community. It's blowing my mind how much shit has happened on this site that I never discovered. So many memes have passed me by...

Anywho, just thought I'd say thanks to everyone compiling this stuff. This is quite an exhaustive cheat sheet.

#140 Posted by LeetBalla (697 posts) -

@BabaORiely said:

I've been following the site since it was just a blog, but I've never really paid attention to the community. It's blowing my mind how much shit has happened on this site that I never discovered. So many memes have passed me by...

Anywho, just thought I'd say thanks to everyone compiling this stuff. This is quite an exhaustive cheat sheet.

You're better off for missing most of the forum and community stuff. This community has so many clicks of "friends", it's like fucking middle school.

#141 Posted by BabaORiely (98 posts) -

@LeetBalla said:

@BabaORiely said:

I've been following the site since it was just a blog, but I've never really paid attention to the community. It's blowing my mind how much shit has happened on this site that I never discovered. So many memes have passed me by...

Anywho, just thought I'd say thanks to everyone compiling this stuff. This is quite an exhaustive cheat sheet.

You're better off for missing most of the forum and community stuff. This community has so many clicks of "friends", it's like fucking middle school.

I'm sure that's because most of the community is likely still in middle school. AMIRITE?

#142 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@BabaORiely said:

I've been following the site since it was just a blog, but I've never really paid attention to the community. It's blowing my mind how much shit has happened on this site that I never discovered. So many memes have passed me by...

Anywho, just thought I'd say thanks to everyone compiling this stuff. This is quite an exhaustive cheat sheet.

It's going to take a while to get it all compiled together in an ordered fashion, but its going to be worth it in the end and its something I have always wanted to do for the community.

#143 Posted by BabaORiely (98 posts) -

@CitizenKane: Yeah, good on you, dude. I think it's a worthy endeavor.

#144 Posted by marvin_martian (93 posts) -

I really want Ryans health after the Kinectathon to be mentioned.  I got really worried for him, especially when he started being sick most Mondays for awhile.

#145 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

Speaking of old users, whatever happened to natetodamax? I haven't seen him in forever.

#146 Posted by Tebbit (4457 posts) -

@CitizenKane said:

Speaking of old users, whatever happened to natetodamax? I haven't seen him in forever.

According to his profile, he continues to be alive.

#147 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@CitizenKane said:

Speaking of old users, whatever happened to natetodamax? I haven't seen him in forever.

he's still alive and well.
#148 Posted by snake911 (164 posts) -
#149 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
#150 Posted by NoDeath (798 posts) -