Horrible Settings For Telltale Games

I was just sitting around here at work, and I was thinking about how there is that Telltale Minecraft game coming out, and how that sounds like a weird idea. Now I am trying to come up with the worst setting for a "Telltale Presents" game. Anyone want to join me in some harmless title creating? So far I have "Telltale Presents: The Real Housewives of New Jersey" and "Telltale Presents: Call of Duty"

"Telltale Presents: Diablo"

"Telltale Presents: Magicka"

"Telltale Presents: Luftrausers" [The airplane will remember that.]

"Telltale Presents: Antichamber"

"Telltale Presents: Cook, Serve, Delicious"

"Telltale Presents: McPixel" [I would legit play this in a heartbeat]

Telltale Presents: God of War

Telltale Presents: Pawn Stars

I just remembered DS games exist.

"Telltale Presents: Cooking Mama"

"Telltale Presents: Pokémon"

"Telltale Presents: Animal Crossing" [Spare Tom Nook] | [Break Tom Nook's Arm]

"Telltale Presents: Bravely Default"

Telltale Presents: Telltale Presents

Telltale Presents: Frog Fractions

Telltale Presents: Eve Online (you know what, I would play the fuck outa this.) (Do you keep mining?)

Telltale Presents: Metal Gear Solid

Telltale Presents: Garry's Mod (Do you load the Lua?)

Telltale Presents: Saints Row

.... Fuck it those sound pretty fun. Hire me telltale I've full of ideas apparently

"Telltale Presents: WWE SuperCard" (Alberto del Rio will remember that)

"Telltale Presents: Need For Speed Most Wanted"

That's the good kind of horrible

Jurassic Park: The Game, god they really screwed that one up. Oh you mean theoretically awful Telltale games. Telltale has been on a roll ever since the solid but dull Back to the Future series and the aforementioned broken wreck. They've got their formula and they've found their groove so I'm up for anything they want to try. But they should probably stay away from:

• Tales of 4chan: Gamergate Edition
• Clippy: A Telltale Game Series (It looks like your trying to make a moral choice)
• Tales from the Green Hill Zone (If Bioware can't figure out how to tell a story with Sonic no one should be touching that)

YESSSSS

He said "horrible" ideas. I'd probably play almost every single game mentioned so far. Half of these might even be better than the source.

It would have to be be something with no narrative potential whatsoever, like Pong or Tetris. Then again, if they were crazy enough to make a narrative driven Pong or Tetris it would still probably be worth playing regardless.

Now I want a big dumb Bioware-RPG set in the Sonic universe, love subplots and all.

I think I resent these guys for fucking up the Jurassic Park game and getting it right with the dumb zombie license. I want to live in the alternate timeline where dinosaurs are trite and zombie games are nearly non-existent.

@phrosen: Bioware already attempted an Sonic RPG

@bisonhero: "Telltale Presents: Antichamber" That could be amazing.

It's actually pretty good...

OT: Telltale Presents: Angry Birds

Honestly, this sounds like the only thing that could interest me in another Telltale game.

Dig deeper people!

• Telltale Presents: Twilight

I'm done. I can't think of a worse piece of fiction. At least I can't think of one I enjoy less, and I've only seen bits and pieces of it. (Except for the last film of which I've been subjected to entirely. I felt brain cells dying.)

Telltale Presents: Hatred

Telltale Presents: Last Call at the Bull's Head in Walkden, Manchester.

Scenarios include getting into a fight with Steve who runs the Karaoke over a pack of Bacon Fries: "Piss Head won't remember that."

Telltale Presents: Tales of Quake 3 Arena

Telltale Presents: Super Hexagon.

Telltale Presents: Sega Bass Fishing

Telltale Presents: Sophie's Choice. In the end it just turns out to be the illusion of choice.

(I kid, I actually love Telltale.)

Telltale Presents: Pro Evolution Soccer. A riveting tale of a footballer's rise to fame among fake clubs.

Cooking Mamma: A Telltale Adventure

Telltale presents: Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor.

Telltale Presents: Madden 2016

Telltale Presents: Gran Turismo

Telltale Presents: Amnesia (that might actually be awesome, but I'd still be too much of a chickenshit to play it)

Telltale Presents: 50 Shades of Grey

@themanwithnoplan:

That orc will remember tha- oh wait that's actually how that game works.

Telltale Presents: Final Fantasy

Telltale Presents: SIMS

Telltale Presents: Kickman

Telltale Presents: Teletubbies.

That would be the best Telltale series.

Telltale Presents: Rapelay

Telltale Presents: The Day Mario Cried

Telltale Presents: Seinfeld

I actually have been thinking lately that something lower stakes than the life and death seen in Walking Dead and the like would probably be a better match for all the dialog stuff that Telltale really succeeds with. Maybe it would make a lot of the binary decisions in the games feel a lot less so when the choices aren't WHO LIVES / WHO DIES.

Just imagine a "Mean Girls" licensed game or something set in a high school?

Telltale Presents: Duke Nukem

I take that back. I'd buy it.

@metalthrashingmatt: Bash E to flush toilet.

I would actually be intrigued to play a story-driven adventure thing set in the Pokemon world. But maybe I'm crazy.

Telltale Presents: Goat Simulator

Telltale Presents: Metal Gear Solid.

Telltale Presents: Homefront

Telltale Presents: PSN Network Engineer: It's All Down All The Time

If they didn't already do Tales From the Borderlands I would have totally picked that.

Telltale Presents: Memento ("Leonard won't remember that")

Telltale Presents: Monopoly

Thimble lands on Go To Jail...*Black screen*...To be continued.

Next time on Monopoly...

Telltale Presents: The Sims

Awkward QTE to RAUS!!