I don't get people who drink coffee (3+ years old)

I really don't...

Give it a few years, youngster!

I can't stand the smell of coffee, find it kinda repulsive.

What's there to get?
Some do, some don't end of story.

It is good and makes you feel good/better, i don't drink it anymore because i'm on a healthy drug-free diet

Yeah, coffee is pretty lame.

I totally DO get people who think this video is hilariously creepy.

Oh, I also do get people who love delicious coffee.

Coffee is alright, but two men enjoying each other's company with a bit of brandy, well, that's quite alright.

It tastes good, and it can wake you up if you're feeling tired... so yeah. Should I start a "I don't get @preaser's forums posts?" thread?

People who do not drink coffee are the worst people on this planet.

ok

And I don't get people who drink Alcohol or don't enjoy a fine energy beverage like RedBull but hey, different people have different vices and shit man.

There's a right way and a wrong way to make coffee. Most do it the wrong way. That's why some don't like coffee. Those people are wrong

I do not get how the variance in vices is connected to the act of shitting.

Some of you should watch the video before posting.

I like hazelnut coffee, but most other coffee tastes like shit. Either too sugary or too bitter and not enough cream/milk.

Coffee makes you shit faster. Other vices do not.

Hobos arm pit!

The joy of being on camera is that it's a constant reminder that beards don't work for me.

@trilogy: Well, the op did write a little nod that they don't get why people like coffee. I dont think this thread is completely about the video

Yeah, I got the distinct impression that the title of this post was a joke. The video just fills the heart with warmth.

I drink black coffee only because it makes me feel cooler than adding milk or sugar. I probably prefer it with those things.

Bingo, good to see that someone is awake.
Video was sexy as always

That is a fantastic video. GB community is on-point yet again.

I don't get people who don't get people who drink coffee.

Coffee without sugar is exactly as Rorie described it. I find it impossible to drink without sugar.

Nice video（*⌒∇⌒*)

I don't get people who don't get people that don't get people and then post how they don't get people.

I don't drink coffee either but I get why people do.

Janeway said it best:

"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it!"

Because many coffee drinkers can't stop talking about how they need it to function, and if one doesn't drink it there must be something wrong with them. When it tastes repulsive and its effects are greatly overstated. Alcohol drinkers can be the same way. I admit I do like the taste of coffee if its bitterness is countered with sweetness. Coffee Crisp is the best chocolate bar.

I love the smell of coffee, but never got the taste for it. I do however find it pretty hilarious how often you meet coffee drinkers who are "anti-drug" people.

I was going to reply, then I watched the video... now I'm not sure how to reply.

I'm not into coffee but if I were to be, I'd want to be into it deep like Will and Norm.

Because bitter can be delicious. Sweet often loses its luster with age. Also, good editing on that video!

I drink coffee to get "kick started", either because the day has several hours left and I'm worn out or because I woke up not feeling too great about the day anyway. Coffee really helps alleviate these things for me, though I don't depend on it to get through those tired times like some people claim.

But it must have tons of creamer in it. Black coffee is terrible.

More like hilariously sexy ;D

I guess the difference is that civilization would probably implode without this particular drug.

It's delicious and also fairly good for you (better than a sugar laden hot chocolate) provided you don't fuck with it much. As with all things of a similar nature it's gets better as your palette develops.

Someone remake this thread with a different title. I don't think people watched it.

From wikipedia :" A drug is a substance which may have medicinal, intoxicating, performance enhancing or other effects when taken or put into a human body..."

So anything you have ever eaten drank, inhaled, or injected into your body was a drug. EVER. Including, but not limited to, food, air, water, anything.

I tried some coffee the other day. It just tastes like bitter water. Didn't seem to make me more awake too.

I am really more of a tea person. I will usually only touch the stuff when I need a boost to get through work near the end of the day.

And you know what? Fuck tea drinkers for that matter. This issue will divide the Giant Bomb community and humanity as a whole.

I can appreciate a good cup of coffee, but I'm not a coffee person.

Drink water.

The OP should probably contain more text too, because even though the video of fucking amazing, I think it could technically be considered youtube spam.

The smell of coffee is the best part, I think. I dislike the taste. At least I did the few times I've tried it so far.

It's a video about the site, the youtube spam rules are a bit more relaxed in that case.

You're both being silly.

I will, however, agree that the sexiness was riveting

Because coffee is delicious.

I only drink coffee when there's a bunch of FK in it.

Oh, and Drew...

No...

Alexis, you bastard!