I know Duke Nukem sucks but i still want to buy it!!!

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#1  Edited By DirtyOldBum

Part of me just wants to experience the game. The more logical part of me tells me the game sucks. I didn't love the demo but the pull to purchase is so strong.

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#2  Edited By Pinworm45

That's exactly how I felt. 
 
So I did. 
 
Then I played it for 2 hours, and couldn't stomach any more. 
 
There's no enjoyment from this game. Not even ironic "lol this is bad" enjoyment. The appeal of playing the game for the mystery and because of its history fades fast. 
 
It's like being someone who enjoys bad movies because they're so bad, so you decide to watch a shit comedy like Meet the Spartans, thinking it'll be so bad it's good. 
 
You'd be wrong.

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#3  Edited By Slaker117

Wait till it's super cheap. It shouldn't take long.

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#4  Edited By Malphye

19.99 Perfect price point.

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#5  Edited By DirtyOldBum

My will was broken and i purchased it off amazon for $39.99. I feel so dirty.

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#6  Edited By Tsoglani

I reckon it's a decent game, and I am not a Duke fanboy.
 
Yeah, the graphics are stuck in another era, but some environments and characters look pretty good, and the gameplay is fun. It is just an old school shooter at heart. I don't think it is as bad as most believe; I would give it a 7/10 if I was reviewing it.
 
But it's true, it would be worth waiting until it's cheaper.

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#7  Edited By Twisted_Scot

Worth it as long as you take it for what (and when) it is. Ive played a lot worse games. Theres still a few nice ideas stuck in there somwhere, the idea of teh EGO unlock system was kinda interesting for example.

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#8  Edited By granderojo

buy the pc version, if you can. It is clearly the only version that seems playable because of horrendous load times.

I've played games I feel with worse animations made within the last 2 years, I may be crazy but I don't know. It has problems, but it isn't as boring as Ryan made it sound in the quicklook.

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#9  Edited By mosespippy

This is why shit games exist.

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#10  Edited By Badhands

Trust me you really don't want to, I had the same idea and played it for about an hour then traded it in because it was so bad.

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#11  Edited By ApolloBob

You really want your money to reward and support an example of how game development shouldn't be done?

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#12  Edited By DirtyOldBum

@ApolloBob: It's true that you vote with your money, but I also need to play this game. Some may say i should pirate a copy, but i can't justify doing that on moral grounds(i don't look down on others, its personal).

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#13  Edited By MeierTheRed

Whatever floats your boat.

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#14  Edited By SBYM

Rent it, or wait 'til it costs next to nothing.

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#15  Edited By nintendoeats

I bought it for this reason. I am satisfied with my purchase.

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#16  Edited By UlquioKani
@Slaker117 said:
Wait till it's super cheap. It shouldn't take long.
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#17  Edited By zidd

I skipped the RAGE demo at PAX East to wait in line to play DNF. I regretted it as soon as I put the controller down on my demo station.

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#18  Edited By mfpantst

I bought this game knowing it was shit.  Have agreed with every comment the gb dudes have made- and most every comment other dudes have made about this game.  And still want to play it.  Meh.  I'm resigned or something.

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#19  Edited By lazyturtle

Why not just rent it?