#1 Edited by super2j (1668 posts) -

I screencapped this so i could make it my backround on my monitor but it is missing something. I would love for a hilarious caption or a cool photoshop of it. Anybody have any ideas?

the best i can think of is

"I have a mattress in my Garage..."

#2 Posted by Willin (1280 posts) -

"Don't talk... let us love"

#3 Posted by Sackmanjones (4688 posts) -

"This is called a nose"

#4 Posted by super2j (1668 posts) -

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

#5 Posted by Sackmanjones (4688 posts) -
@super2j said:

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

ok, take two.
 
"This is your nose"
#6 Posted by SeanFoster (866 posts) -

"Uuuuuuuuuundertaker!"

#7 Posted by Inkerman (1451 posts) -

"Let's keep it our little secret"

#8 Posted by JasonR86 (9659 posts) -

"If you say anything I'll go 'uh uh uh uh uh' all up in your face!"

#9 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

"No words... not tonight"

#10 Posted by bushpusherr (778 posts) -

@super2j said:

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

I think this part has the creepiest undertone, "I screencapped this so i could make it my backround on my monitor" lol

#11 Posted by Turtlemayor333 (510 posts) -

I turned out ze lights

#12 Posted by ShaggE (6427 posts) -

Best thing to do with that pic is to slap the site logo and URL on it, then post it on poles and bulletin boards around town.

#13 Posted by TruthTellah (8827 posts) -

"shhh... You wouldn't want to wake Little Ryan Davis."

#14 Posted by Funkydupe (3311 posts) -

"Ssssmell... The Finger."

#15 Posted by gaminghooligan (1437 posts) -

"shhhhhhhhhh...... wah wah"

#16 Posted by brownsfantb (392 posts) -

Don't tell Tyson where I hid the briefcase.

#17 Edited by Xtrememuffinman (958 posts) -

"I wish we had some Dick's here, because I could just eat Dick's all day."
 
"My girlfriend never lets me pass through the back of the cave..."

#18 Edited by jakob187 (21665 posts) -

I am hijacking this thread.
It is now dedicated to Ryan Davis quoting R. Kelly songs.

#19 Edited by jakob187 (21665 posts) -
#20 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

Not only was there a man in the cabinet, but the man was a midget.

#21 Posted by triple07 (1196 posts) -

"I shit in trash cans." - Ryan Davis 2012

#22 Posted by Little_Socrates (5675 posts) -

"Well, well, well...what the fuck is this?"

"Populate, let's get together. Populate, make the world better."

"The whole world is a couch...Bitch, I'm Rick James tonight."

#23 Posted by dropabombonit (1490 posts) -

My finger smells goood

#24 Posted by NyxFe (248 posts) -
@gaminghooligan said:

"shhhhhhhhhh...... wah wah"

I think we have a clear winner. 
#25 Posted by MattyFTM (14370 posts) -

Collusion!!!

Moderator
#26 Posted by super2j (1668 posts) -

Shhh... it's just you, me and this butter.

#27 Posted by Benny (1952 posts) -

I'm going to have to discourage this kind of image thread because it's dangerously close to reddit advice animals territory, and nobody wants that.

#28 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4339 posts) -

@MattyFTM said:

Collusion!!!

#29 Posted by algertman (852 posts) -

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@MattyFTM said:

Collusion!!!

Winner

#30 Posted by FritzDude (2262 posts) -
#31 Posted by Coafi (1484 posts) -

"Shhhhh... China does care."

#32 Posted by rjayb89 (7720 posts) -

"My mustache rides are free"

#33 Posted by Dudacles (1451 posts) -

@FritzDude: That's pretty great.

#34 Posted by super2j (1668 posts) -

@FritzDude said:

Ahahahaha, amazing

#35 Posted by Levius (1113 posts) -

"Just the Tip"

#36 Posted by tyxja (279 posts) -

"I'm going to plug one of your holes, Koffing."

#37 Posted by Astromarine (77 posts) -

needs more Brazzers logo

#38 Posted by dcgc (878 posts) -

@Astromarine said:

needs more Brazzers logo

#39 Posted by super2j (1668 posts) -

@FritzDude: why are his eyes so crazy blue?

#40 Posted by Rodent (260 posts) -
#41 Posted by Rodent (260 posts) -
#42 Posted by Fobwashed (1985 posts) -

"Is this my right index or left pinkie? Come find out. . ."