I need this image of Ryan captioned/photoshopped

I screencapped this so i could make it my backround on my monitor but it is missing something. I would love for a hilarious caption or a cool photoshop of it. Anybody have any ideas?

the best i can think of is

"I have a mattress in my Garage..."

"Don't talk... let us love"

"This is called a nose"

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

"Uuuuuuuuuundertaker!"

"Let's keep it our little secret"

"If you say anything I'll go 'uh uh uh uh uh' all up in your face!"

"No words... not tonight"

@super2j said:

@Sackmanjones said:

"This is called a nose"

ahaha, not bad. But there are not any creepy undertones to this.

I think this part has the creepiest undertone, "I screencapped this so i could make it my backround on my monitor" lol

I turned out ze lights

Best thing to do with that pic is to slap the site logo and URL on it, then post it on poles and bulletin boards around town.

"shhh... You wouldn't want to wake Little Ryan Davis."

"Ssssmell... The Finger."

"shhhhhhhhhh...... wah wah"

Don't tell Tyson where I hid the briefcase.

"I wish we had some Dick's here, because I could just eat Dick's all day."
 
"My girlfriend never lets me pass through the back of the cave..."

I am hijacking this thread.
It is now dedicated to Ryan Davis quoting R. Kelly songs.

Not only was there a man in the cabinet, but the man was a midget.

"I shit in trash cans." - Ryan Davis 2012

"Well, well, well...what the fuck is this?"

"Populate, let's get together. Populate, make the world better."

"The whole world is a couch...Bitch, I'm Rick James tonight."

My finger smells goood

"shhhhhhhhhh...... wah wah"

Collusion!!!

Shhh... it's just you, me and this butter.

I'm going to have to discourage this kind of image thread because it's dangerously close to reddit advice animals territory, and nobody wants that.

@MattyFTM said:

Collusion!!!

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@MattyFTM said:

Collusion!!!

Winner

"Shhhhh... China does care."

"My mustache rides are free"

@FritzDude: That's pretty great.

@FritzDude said:

Ahahahaha, amazing

"Just the Tip"

"I'm going to plug one of your holes, Koffing."

needs more Brazzers logo

@FritzDude: why are his eyes so crazy blue?

"Is this my right index or left pinkie? Come find out. . ."