I will buy you a free video game right now today only.

If you photoshop Ryan's head as a pineapple with sunglasses I will buy you a copy of Chessmaster Challenge on steam today only.

Take up this once in a life time offer before it's gone, first come first serve.

Wha-, Why would you do that?  You mean you want something like this?
 

@mmzOne said:

I came into this thread not knowing what to expect, yet I somehow leave satisfied.

@mmzOne said:

Wha-, Why would you do that? You mean you want something like this?

I am pleased.

GIve me your steam ID.

Oh my.

That happened.

This is such a weird site.

I love it.

Great now he's going to do bad things with that picture.

Ohh, we couldn't pic our own game?

I am not dissapointed then :)

Can I still get the game?
 

I never got a Steam ID, I might have to default to our runner up.

Let me consult my lawyer.

This is good. This is how things should be.

3.40 on Steam. Not even worth it.

Ha, nice one.

Edit: Forgot the sunglasses! Will be back shortly.

Edit 2: Couldn't find a decent picture of shades to shop on, so I crudely drew them myself.

The package has been delivered.

@Murdouken said:

Edit: Forgot the sunglasses! Will be back shortly.

Edit 2: Couldn't find a decent picture of shades to shop on, so I crudely drew them myself.

As opposed to my original plan of only giving out one Chessmaster I have decided to reward this as well.

Everyone is a winner.

I need your Steam ID.

@LordXavierBritish said:

The package has been delivered.

Is that some sort of drug code?

WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT HELL IS GOING ON!!?!

I...what?

@LordXavierBritish: I'm not sure if I replied correctly earlier, as I did it through the PM thing. Regardless, my steam profile can be found here.

Thanks very much!

WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT HELL IS GOING ON!!?!

Pineapple Davis is so cool.

Capitalism, ho!

Oh Giantbomb community, you never cease to be weird.

The deed is done.

I shall harvest these ripe pine-fruits and retire to my study for the evening to revel in the glory of today's harvest.

Tune in next time for even more shenanigans.

@AhmadMetallic said:

@rmanthorp said:

WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT HELL IS GOING ON!!?!

I'd like to go to Shit Hell

If only it wasn't so damn holy.

Brilliant

@rmanthorp said:

WHAT IN THE HOLY SHIT HELL IS GOING ON!!?!

What a weird, dumb website we have here.

@mmzOne said:

@LordXavierBritish: Oh noes, did I got screwed over because you didn't check your PM? Well what ever, it's not a big deal. :)

I don't have any PMs from you, if you still want Chessmaster though I will totally do it.

@InsidiousTuna said:

What a weird, dumb website we have here.

You should talk, hardcore tuna can Dave.

Another day on Giantbomb.

@Dalai: Oh, I love it. Doesn't mean it's not weird and dumb sometimes. That's part of why I love it so much.

Amazing

Mmm pineapple!

Chessmaster?

@Video_Game_King: Bad games always tempt me....I'm still looking for a new poorly rated Xbox 360 game to get.

All prior chess-based obligations have now been fulfilled.

Let no man say that I will not hold true to my ridiculous promises.

@LordXavierBritish: Why chessmaster? Are you training people to be recruited for some chess-based army?

Oh LordXavierBritish. You scoundrel.

....This is turning me on way more than it should probably maybe.

haha i love this website.

I don't know what I love more about this website. The fact that this request was made or that the request was fulfilled with the first reply.

@Video_Game_King said:

Can I still get the game?

Somebody get this guy some damn Chessmaster!

@InsidiousTuna: I feel we should find other users with screen names involving evil aquatic life and start and evil aquatic society. Let me know what you think.