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#1 Posted by Hughes (423 posts) -

In a totally manly way of course.

#2 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

Lmfao; freak.

#3 Edited by Guiltyspark (603 posts) -

thats not completely retarded at all

nope

ZOMG YOU MADE A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE LET ME RUB YOUR GSPOT !

#4 Posted by Jayge_ (10270 posts) -

I'd give the dude a high-five and tell him he should give one to the rest of the team for me.

#5 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3208 posts) -

I'd kick him in the balls...so I could be the most hated person here. Then I could say "But hey, I got to make physical contact with him and you didn't :p"

But really I'd probably just thank him for being so rad.

#6 Posted by PrintedCrayon (186 posts) -

Of course.

#7 Posted by Iffy350 (239 posts) -

I would probably run away . . . . I am really shy.

#8 Posted by Xeros606 (577 posts) -

i think if you did anything that you wouldnt do to a regular stranger, he would be annoyed.

#9 Posted by Blu_Magic (2026 posts) -
dcpc10 said:
"I'd just be like ''Hey'' and tell him about how great the site is pretty much. lol"
That's probably what I'd do too.
#10 Posted by Shocker (2324 posts) -

haha wow

#11 Posted by brukaoru (5134 posts) -

At first, I probably wouldn't believe it was him. Then if I wasn't too shy about it, I'd probably just stay back a bit, yell "I love GiantBomb" and run off.

#12 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -

Congratulations, you just got Jeff Gerstmann to purchase security!

#13 Posted by PercyChuggs (1137 posts) -

If I saw him in person, I would cringe at the no doubt ugly outfit he has on. I respect the man and everything, but come on.

#14 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...

#15 Posted by Kazona (3269 posts) -

I'd probably just run up to him and hump his leg like a crazed dog, chanting "giangbomb-giantbomb-giantbomb"

#16 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1835 posts) -

As would I.

#17 Posted by Dalai (7793 posts) -

Fuck the hug, I'm going for the chest bump.

#18 Posted by CrazyLegs (17 posts) -

I think jeff can do a really good bear hug.

#19 Posted by OGCartman (4330 posts) -

I would bow to him

#20 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

Same here, I would be scared to go outside.

#21 Posted by Iffy350 (239 posts) -

I would run over and punch him the run away screaming!



__________

I'm just joking since I think Jeff is awesome! :P

*He reads this and hires Jonny Mac's security detail*

McKanes security detail knows CPR and they have a defibrillator with them at all times. :P

#22 Posted by MOLE (331 posts) -
"I suggest you go to Gianbomb.com""Its a website about video games""it goes on the site, of the webpage of the site in the webpage of the site"
#23 Posted by serbsta (1952 posts) -
Sentry said:
"Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...
"
Ditto.
#24 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

Dude, I'd have to give Jeff a high five. Actually, Jeff and I were in Disneyland on the exact same day once. He wrote a Gamespotting article about it, it was on the day after Christmas a few years ago. When I went, I was totally unaware that it's like the busiest day of the year. It was pretty brutal and I didn't see him.

#25 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -
serbsta said:
"Sentry said:
"Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...
"
Ditto.
"
This.
#26 Posted by Cube (4382 posts) -

I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.

#27 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -
Cube said:
"I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.
"

Really? Not this?:

Kazona said:
"I'd probably just run up to him and hump his leg like a crazed dog, chanting "giangbomb-giantbomb-giantbomb"
"
#28 Posted by Cube (4382 posts) -
Sentry said:
"Cube said:
"I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.
"

Really? Not this?:

No, I'd actually want him to talk to me, not run.
#29 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -

I would ask him if he was married or seeing anyone. If he said "No", I would propose to him right on the spot.

#30 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?

#31 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -
Sentry said:
"Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?
"
There's nothing wrong with a little man-love. :P
#32 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3208 posts) -
Vlademir said:
"Sentry said:
"Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?
"
There's nothing wrong with a little man-love. :P
"
Well if you're marrying him be prepared for A LOT of man love. Like for the rest of your life.
#33 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

Wouldn't we all? lol

#34 Posted by Kane (380 posts) -

I dought he would come to my town, but if i dident i would ask for a autograph lol

#35 Posted by SSbabel (1216 posts) -

I would give him a pat on the back and say well done sir well done.

#36 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1355 posts) -
Guiltyspark said:
"thats not completely retarded at all

nope

ZOMG YOU MADE A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE LET ME RUB YOUR GSPOT ! "
nope. LET ME RUB UR GAMESPOT
#37 Posted by Dissolve (392 posts) -

I would

too.
#38 Edited by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -

Despite the fact that I see Jeff as a very smart and funny stuffed animal, I wouldn't run up and hug him. People don't seem to realise that simply because someone is a public figure that doesn't mean they are not entitled to privacy.

#39 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

Jeff Gertsmann would have his taser gun equipped bodyguard fiends on you faster than you can say "Bombcast this!"

#40 Posted by UnsungHero (53 posts) -

wait man hug........this is acceptable.....

#41 Posted by namster (145 posts) -

lot of creepy manlove pulsating out of this thread

#42 Posted by Sweep (9752 posts) -

I know this thread was started as a joke, but seriously - you people scare me.

Moderator
#43 Edited by Dissolve (392 posts) -

Joke?


Love is no joke.

#44 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -

Jeff is probably getting a restraining order against all of us by now.

#45 Posted by Spiritof (2238 posts) -

I did meet Gerstmann (sort of) at the '04 E3.

We did not hug.

It was one of the loud E3s and we had a quick moment as I realized that I was staring at Jeff from across the show room floor. We shared one of those non-verbal head waves because I felt like a real dork when he noticed I was staring at him. It wasn't any kind of man crush stare, it was more like a "It's day three. Geebus, I'm so tired. Why are my hands tingling?...Hey? Isn't that Jeff Gerstmann? Yeah, that IS Jeff Gerstmann. He looks just like he does on my 17" monitor at home. I wonder if he's seen any good games? I wonder what he had for lunch? I wonder what he- OH SHIT! He saw me blankly staring at him! Why am I staring at him?! Do something!"

*non-verbal head wave*

That was my Gerstmann moment. Since then I've learned that Jeff doesn't like people, so I'm glad I didn't ask him about that lunch.

#46 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -
SpiritOf said:
"I did meet Gerstmann (sort of) at the '04 E3.

We did not hug.

It was one of the loud E3s and we had a quick moment as I realized that I was staring at Jeff from across the show room floor. We shared one of those non-verbal head waves because I felt like a real dork when he noticed I was staring at him. It wasn't any kind of man crush stare, it was more like a "It's day three. Geebus, I'm so tired. Why are my hands tingling?...Hey? Isn't that Jeff Gerstmann? Yeah, that IS Jeff Gerstmann. He looks just like he does on my 17" monitor at home. I wonder if he's seen any good games? I wonder what he had for lunch? I wonder what he- OH SHIT! He saw me blankly staring at him! Why am I staring at him?! Do something!"

*non-verbal head wave*

That was my Gerstmann moment. Since then I've learned that Jeff doesn't like people, so I'm glad I didn't ask him about that lunch.
"
Maybe he was thinking the same about you.


"It's day three. Geebus, I'm so tired. Why are my hands tingling?...Hey? Isn't that SpiritOf? Yeah, that IS  SpiritOf. He looks just like I imagined a SpiritOf would look like. I wonder if he's seen any good games? I wonder what he had for lunch? I wonder what he- OH SHIT! He saw me blankly staring at him! Why am I staring at him?! Do something!"

*non-verbal head wave*
#47 Posted by Dissolve (392 posts) -

He was wondering why you didn't man up and ask him out.

#48 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

Lol, Jeff needs to reply to that if he remembers it or not. XD

#49 Posted by calf_exercises (880 posts) -

I would ask him to marry me. even though Im a guy.
Or I would just say. "hey jeff, Im a big fan and I love the site"
either one, just depends on the mood Im in I guess

#50 Posted by Dissolve (392 posts) -

Being Jeff's man-wife would be awesome.