If I saw Jeff in person I would probably run up and hug him.

In a totally manly way of course.

Lmfao; freak.

thats not completely retarded at all

nope

ZOMG YOU MADE A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE LET ME RUB YOUR GSPOT !

I'd give the dude a high-five and tell him he should give one to the rest of the team for me.

I'd kick him in the balls...so I could be the most hated person here. Then I could say "But hey, I got to make physical contact with him and you didn't :p"

But really I'd probably just thank him for being so rad.

Of course.

I would probably run away . . . . I am really shy.

i think if you did anything that you wouldnt do to a regular stranger, he would be annoyed.

"I'd just be like ''Hey'' and tell him about how great the site is pretty much. lol"

haha wow

At first, I probably wouldn't believe it was him. Then if I wasn't too shy about it, I'd probably just stay back a bit, yell "I love GiantBomb" and run off.

Congratulations, you just got Jeff Gerstmann to purchase security!

If I saw him in person, I would cringe at the no doubt ugly outfit he has on. I respect the man and everything, but come on.

Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...

I'd probably just run up to him and hump his leg like a crazed dog, chanting "giangbomb-giantbomb-giantbomb"

As would I.

Fuck the hug, I'm going for the chest bump.

I think jeff can do a really good bear hug.

I would bow to him

Same here, I would be scared to go outside.

I would run over and punch him the run away screaming!



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I'm just joking since I think Jeff is awesome! :P

*He reads this and hires Jonny Mac's security detail*

McKanes security detail knows CPR and they have a defibrillator with them at all times. :P

"Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...
"

Dude, I'd have to give Jeff a high five. Actually, Jeff and I were in Disneyland on the exact same day once. He wrote a Gamespotting article about it, it was on the day after Christmas a few years ago. When I went, I was totally unaware that it's like the busiest day of the year. It was pretty brutal and I didn't see him.

"Sentry said:

"Lol, wow people act like he is a god or something, wtf...
"

Ditto.
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I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.

"I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.
"

"I'd probably just run up to him and hump his leg like a crazed dog, chanting "giangbomb-giantbomb-giantbomb"
"

"Cube said:

"I'd say, "Hey, love the site. Keep up the good work, I'm a big fan."

You know, just show respect and stuff.
"

Really? Not this?:

I would ask him if he was married or seeing anyone. If he said "No", I would propose to him right on the spot.

Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?

"Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?
"

"Sentry said:

"Some people here are a tad insane... I mean, hug him? Kiss him? Marry him? WTF!?
"

There's nothing wrong with a little man-love. :P
"

Wouldn't we all? lol

I dought he would come to my town, but if i dident i would ask for a autograph lol

I would give him a pat on the back and say well done sir well done.

"thats not completely retarded at all

nope

ZOMG YOU MADE A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE LET ME RUB YOUR GSPOT ! "

I would

Despite the fact that I see Jeff as a very smart and funny stuffed animal, I wouldn't run up and hug him. People don't seem to realise that simply because someone is a public figure that doesn't mean they are not entitled to privacy.

Jeff Gertsmann would have his taser gun equipped bodyguard fiends on you faster than you can say "Bombcast this!"

wait man hug........this is acceptable.....

lot of creepy manlove pulsating out of this thread

I know this thread was started as a joke, but seriously - you people scare me.

Joke?


Love is no joke.

Jeff is probably getting a restraining order against all of us by now.

I did meet Gerstmann (sort of) at the '04 E3.

We did not hug.

It was one of the loud E3s and we had a quick moment as I realized that I was staring at Jeff from across the show room floor. We shared one of those non-verbal head waves because I felt like a real dork when he noticed I was staring at him. It wasn't any kind of man crush stare, it was more like a "It's day three. Geebus, I'm so tired. Why are my hands tingling?...Hey? Isn't that Jeff Gerstmann? Yeah, that IS Jeff Gerstmann. He looks just like he does on my 17" monitor at home. I wonder if he's seen any good games? I wonder what he had for lunch? I wonder what he- OH SHIT! He saw me blankly staring at him! Why am I staring at him?! Do something!"

*non-verbal head wave*

That was my Gerstmann moment. Since then I've learned that Jeff doesn't like people, so I'm glad I didn't ask him about that lunch.

"I did meet Gerstmann (sort of) at the '04 E3.

We did not hug.

It was one of the loud E3s and we had a quick moment as I realized that I was staring at Jeff from across the show room floor. We shared one of those non-verbal head waves because I felt like a real dork when he noticed I was staring at him. It wasn't any kind of man crush stare, it was more like a "It's day three. Geebus, I'm so tired. Why are my hands tingling?...Hey? Isn't that Jeff Gerstmann? Yeah, that IS Jeff Gerstmann. He looks just like he does on my 17" monitor at home. I wonder if he's seen any good games? I wonder what he had for lunch? I wonder what he- OH SHIT! He saw me blankly staring at him! Why am I staring at him?! Do something!"

*non-verbal head wave*

That was my Gerstmann moment. Since then I've learned that Jeff doesn't like people, so I'm glad I didn't ask him about that lunch.
"

He was wondering why you didn't man up and ask him out.

Lol, Jeff needs to reply to that if he remembers it or not. XD

I would ask him to marry me. even though Im a guy.
Or I would just say. "hey jeff, Im a big fan and I love the site"
either one, just depends on the mood Im in I guess

Being Jeff's man-wife would be awesome.