I saw a discussion on this that took place during one of the conventions. And after seeing that video, it made me dislike trophies and achievements. I can't remember what the video is called though. I'm sure someone in this forum knows what I'm talking about.
Give a reach around to a spider monkey while singing the national anthem. Have sex with an alien. Punch Margaret Thatcher in the nuts and/or the face. Die in a ball of fire.
The World Is Yours - 50 - You have a career, not just a series of jobs.
Just A Diet Coke, Please - 50 - You quit drinking or actually learned moderation.
No One Will Ever Believe You - 100 - You actually convinced two girls to go to bed with you. (Or appropiate fantasy if the generic straight male one doesn't apply to you)
And I've been trying really hard at this one:
@NeoGecko said:
"get all the achievements in Geometry Wars 2- 10 points "
Just A Diet Coke, Please - 50 - You quit drinking or actually learned moderation.
Does that mean you have to start drinking in order to get the achievement? Its like rewarding someone for quitting smoking despite them being dumb enough to start.
I get it. If you start a drinking habit you lose 100G. You can recover half of that by quitting.
Spawn Camper 25g: give birth to your first kid at home Should'a bought a memory card 10g: get altzelmers disease Charles Mansion 100g: Kill everyone in a big house you always wanted
You know what would be a bummer? Second playthrough achievments... ex: Finish the game on insane (can only be unlocked after completing on hardcore) - 100G ...hope you believe in reincarnation :P
The first of (hopefully) many-S rank your first test.-15G. Bad Balls-Shoot a Snooker or Pool ball off the table-10G. Sudden Stop-Ram into a person or object while running-10G. Blowing Them Away-Light 20 firecrackers in a row-20G. So this is how it feels like......-Shoot and reload your first gun-10G. Where is it?-Loose something-5G. Four-Leaf-Clover-Win the lottery once-35G. Click-Click your mouse buttons 1.000 times-10G
Just A Diet Coke, Please - 50 - You quit drinking or actually learned moderation.
Does that mean you have to start drinking in order to get the achievement? Its like rewarding someone for quitting smoking despite them being dumb enough to start. I get it. If you start a drinking habit you lose 100G. You can recover half of that by quitting. "
It's a expansion pack called "The Addictions," you need to buy it and it counts as a separate 200G.
" Now your a man- 20 - have your first beer with your father. "
Well thats one achieve id never be able to get being that my father is dead. "
Thats unfortunate. My father went to prison when I was three and I havn't seen him since. It's good to share. The stupidity of youth - 5 - Complete the emo/goth/scene phase. "
" Now your a man- 20 - have your first beer with your father. "
Now You're a Mans Man - 25G - Have sex with a woman you actually care about.
I Like The Sound It Makes - 5G - Shoot a gun for the first time, at a target or at another human being.
Morning Sickness - 10G - Experience your first hangover.
Aced it, Bitch - 50G - Make the highest possible grade on a finals test.
Nine to Five - 100G - Get your first full time job.
Goddamn Cube!! - 20G - Solve a Rubix cube for the first time.
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow - 25G - Break up with or get dumped by a person you have been dating for more than three months.
Nobody Cares - 15G - Lose and find your car keys without anyone else helping you.
Stay Thy Hand - 50G - Go four weeks without masturbating.
Sanitation Engineer - 15G - Impress at least three people at once by throwing away garbage in a tasteful fashion.
I Know Where I'm Going, I'm Just Turned Around - 20G - Become completely lost and successfully find your way back to whatever it was that you had to make your way to in the first place.
Five FInger Discount - 10G - Successfully steal an item from any established vendor of goods. (i.e. 7 Eleven, Walmart, Food Lion, Home Depot, etc.)
Deja Vu - 20G - Complete all possible achievements in any given video game.
Balls of Steel - 20 - Get hit in the groin BOOMSHAKALAKA! - 500 - Dunk on shaq Cruise Control - 15- Leave a cooking appliance on and forgot about it. YOU FOOL! - 250 - Had a virtual boy -_-
" Balls of Steel - 20 - Get hit in the groin BOOMSHAKALAKA! - 500 - Dunk on shaq Cruise Control - 15- Leave a cooking appliance on and forgot about it. YOU FOOL! - 250 - Had a virtual boy -_- (I have completed 3 outta 4!) "
I'm gonna guess that you've never dunked on Shaq before.
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