" @Kyreo: Do you make achievements as a living? O_o that's pretty good...lol "
No. I'm just a clever motherfucker... that's all. I just thought of another one. Necessity Demands Innovation - 150G - Invent, Patent, and Publish a unique invention that was entirely your idea. "
Lazy or Cunning? 20g -survive 1 year unemployed not living at home A message from the Queen- 5g - live to 100years Above the law - 70g- Get away with a crime Copy THIS! -10G- Photocopy a part of your body Student Living- 30g- Spend less than £10 a week on food for 4 months
Heart Breaker- Break up with someone 10g Holy Shitter- Shit on someone elses Property 20g Roundhouse kick to THE face!-Roundhouse kick someone in the face 50g Caregiver- Keep something alive for longer then a year 20g The Exposer- Pee in the open aka outside 10g Moldy Eater- Eat something old or stale 10g You Pussy!- get smacked/slapped by someone 5g LuckyFuck!- Sleep with someone & DONT get & std 15g Dancing Queen or maybe King- Have a Dance off 10g Nut Cracker- Kick someone in the Nutz 30g
Lol so much more I could add to this list but I should just stop now XD
" Now your a man- 20 - have your first beer with your father. "
Now You're a Mans Man - 25G - Have sex with a woman you actually care about. I Like The Sound It Makes - 5G - Shoot a gun for the first time, at a target or at another human being. Morning Sickness - 10G - Experience your first hangover. Aced it, Bitch - 50G - Make the highest possible grade on a finals test. Nine to Five - 100G - Get your first full time job. Goddamn Cube!! - 20G - Solve a Rubix cube for the first time. Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow - 25G - Break up with or get dumped by a person you have been dating for more than three months. Nobody Cares - 15G - Lose and find your car keys without anyone else helping you. Stay Thy Hand - 50G - Go four weeks without masturbating. Sanitation Engineer - 15G - Impress at least three people at once by throwing away garbage in a tasteful fashion. I Know Where I'm Going, I'm Just Turned Around - 20G - Become completely lost and successfully find your way back to whatever it was that you had to make your way to in the first place. Five FInger Discount - 10G - Successfully steal an item from any established vendor of goods. (i.e. 7 Eleven, Walmart, Food Lion, Home Depot, etc.) Deja Vu - 20G - Complete all possible achievements in any given video game. "
I have all of those. Except the getting every achievements and the masturbation one. (What about before I learnt how to do it? Do those years count?)
In America, government sticks it to you! - 200g "Get laid off of work due to shitty economy without a severance package, denied unemployment and lose your apartment"
happened to a friend of mine, at his job for 5 years and they deny him unemployment but i don't want to get into how fucked up our system is and how they give money to illegals and SSI to people who aren't even disabled or have problems but a hard working person can't draw unemployment for a few months while looking for a new job /rant
Believe in second chances? - 150g - Get a continue if you die for the wrong reasons. Scabby and Dry - 1000g - Succeed a whole entire life without experiencing any sexual experience. Attention to Detail - 15g - Realizing that you have been cheated on before getting to know from someone else. Jingle Bells - 100g - Get married and live happily ever after! Because all you care ABOUT is money - 1g - Married someone rich, old and ugly just because of money.
High Standards - 50G "you had sex with a woman widely known to be a stuck up bitch" High Hopes - 1G "go to college" Fuck Your Dreams - 100G "drop out of college" Booya, Bitch - 1000G "get a woman pregnant and when she tells you the news you say sorry baby I enlisted in the Marine Corps."
A Man IS An Island - 1000G "Purchase a private island." Hero of the Month - 500G "Rescued a total stranger in the middle of a natural/man-made disaster" A Fool And His Money... - 1G "Borrowed money from a loan shark" Walk The Earth - 100G "Visited at least 10 different countries" Immortal Idiot - 200G "Do something extremely stupid and somehow survive" Ascended Fan - 500G "Get hired by whichever videogame company you admire." Groundhog Day - 100G "Spend one day exactly the way you spent the previous one, down to what time you went to the bathroom." Climb The Tallest Mountain And Punch The Sun - 1000G "Become a billionaire by selling products nobody expected to be popular."
Who needs wheels? - Take 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 steps. Zzzzzzzzzz - Sleep a total of 87600 hours.
"My On Flesh and Blood! How Fucking Dare You!?"- Obtained when you heard/witnessed a family member say something hateful towards your own kind. "She Always Dies In The End"- Write a very morbid story to yourself. "Good Riddance!"- Move out of your parent/guardian's house. "The Good Fap"- Watch/Look at porn without being caught by your roommate/parents/BF/GF/etc. "Such a Big Heart"- Complete over 100 good deeds. ;)
" This is awesome! I look like frickin' Wolverine! - 100 - Broke a bone so bad you needed metal in your body to fix it. "
I got that one too! I broke my wrist, and the bone slid up into the palm of my hand. Had to get a bone graft. "
I have a metal molar. Does that count? I didn't hear the achievement unlock.
@ohnobruno said:
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No One Will Ever Believe You - 100 - You actually convinced two girls to go to bed with you. (Or appropiate fantasy if the generic straight male one doesn't apply to you)
"
I did that one! Strangely enough, everyone always believes me. I doubt anyone on here will, though.
And
The Internet is Weird... - 300 - Get a boner by unknowingly looking at the up-close shot of some dude's armpit. Well, that didn't work - 50 - Get yelled at for complimenting your girlfriend. The Lord's work - 100 - Kill a rapist. (glitched achievement. You can do this one twice and it'll give you 200 points.) There's a reason I'm older than you - 10 - Convince a younger person to try an illegal substance, citing your experience as your only real qualifier. I think they just painted this hallway - 20 - De-rail a conversation with a grotesquely pungent silent fart. PR Stunt - 50 - Hug your grandma.
" Now your a man- 20 - have your first beer with your father. "
Now You're a Mans Man - 25G - Have sex with a woman you actually care about. I Like The Sound It Makes - 5G - Shoot a gun for the first time, at a target or at another human being. Morning Sickness - 10G - Experience your first hangover. Aced it, Bitch - 50G - Make the highest possible grade on a finals test. Nine to Five - 100G - Get your first full time job. Goddamn Cube!! - 20G - Solve a Rubix cube for the first time. Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow - 25G - Break up with or get dumped by a person you have been dating for more than three months. Nobody Cares - 15G - Lose and find your car keys without anyone else helping you. Stay Thy Hand - 50G - Go four weeks without masturbating. Sanitation Engineer - 15G - Impress at least three people at once by throwing away garbage in a tasteful fashion. I Know Where I'm Going, I'm Just Turned Around - 20G - Become completely lost and successfully find your way back to whatever it was that you had to make your way to in the first place. Five FInger Discount - 10G - Successfully steal an item from any established vendor of goods. (i.e. 7 Eleven, Walmart, Food Lion, Home Depot, etc.) Deja Vu - 20G - Complete all possible achievements in any given video game. "
I have all of those. Except the getting every achievements and the masturbation one. (What about before I learnt how to do it? Do those years count?) "
No... that doesn't count. If you start now you might be able to get that achievement!
@Kyreo: Looking at that achievement and realizing you don't have it yet it kind of unsettling. I almost had it when I first moved in with my new roommates. A couple weeks, at least. Then I had a wet dream. And after that, back to the old schedule. I've just been more stealthy.
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